Ye Laihuan asked casually: "Why haven't you taken the test?

Moonlight Ancestor stiffened his neck and said, "No, it was when I stopped on a big uphill slope and waited for the traffic light, I forgot to step on the brakes, and the car kept going backwards!"

Ye Laihuan was startled when he heard it: "Later, did you bump into it?"

Yueguang Zu was a little proud: "That's not true, the green light was on at the last moment, so I gave the accelerator and jumped out in time haha, the driver of the car behind was frightened, and the horn was cracked." ”

Cheering Ye Laihuan: "Emma really has you, no wonder I have to let you pass the test." ”

Yueguangzu: "Well, my sparring coach was also scared enough, and he immediately asked me to get out of the car after crossing the intersection, changed seats with him, and finally drove back to the driving school by himself." ”

The night came and laughed and smoked. Learning to drive and learn this realm, there is no one except Moonlight Ancestor.

Moonlight Ancestor: "This is not over yet. When I went back, the coach stuffed dozens of dollars into my hand. ”

Ye Lai Huan was puzzled: "Why did he give you money? Shouldn't you bribe him?"

Yueguang Zu: "He asked me to buy him a bag of Chinese suppression." ”

Ye Laihuan: "Oh, that's reasonable. ”

Moonlight Ancestor: "But I can't figure it out, the world is really big, you say, why are there still people who use toothpaste to suppress the shock?"

Ye Lai listened to it, and the unswallowed sip of beer in his mouth was sprayed more than 3 meters high: "Please, what people let you buy is 'Chinese cigarettes', okay!"

"Oh, that's what happened," Moonlight Zu, who had never smoked, scratched his head thoughtfully, "I said why when I gave him a dozen toothpaste, he silently refunded me the money for learning to drive, and sent me to another driving school two stops away." ”

Yelai laughed so hard that his stomach hurt: "People are deeply sorry for your IQ and give up, meaning, I'm sorry I don't teach it? ”

Yueguang Zu said sincerely: "Then I really feel sorry for him, because I told him that it was the driving school over there that sent me to you, and then the instructor was about to vomit blood, and I wanted to help him and he wouldn't let him, so he waved my hand and told me to get out of ......."

Ye Laihuan was already rolling on the ground with laughter and couldn't get up, and Yueguang Zu hurt his self-esteem again, was silent for a long time, and stood up to leave.

Ye Laihuan tried to stop laughing: "Eh, don't be angry, don't be angry, why are you going home so early?"

Yueguangzu looked at his watch and said, "I'd better leave early, it was almost 2 o'clock at night when I left from you last night, and the bus was long gone, so I didn't get a taxi for half a day." ”

Ye Laihuan: "Why don't you teach me to send you?"

Yueguang Zu rolled his eyes: "Still let you send it, pull it down, yesterday you were so drunk that you kept kissing and kissing the toilet, taking a sip and a mouthful, and what else to say, dear, you are so good, you are so white...... You're all like that, do I dare you to send me?"

Ye Laihuan, who was so thick-skinned, was also blushed by him: "Was I so miserable yesterday?

Moonlight Ancestor described it vividly: "I was waiting there for a rental, and suddenly, a brand-new BMW stopped in front of me, the window was slowly lowered, and a sensual beauty smiled at me, and asked me where I lived, saying that she would give me away. ”

When I heard this, I came to the spirit: "Tell me how you answered?"

"How else can I answer? Of course, I rejected her with righteous words, I said, I'm sorry, buddy resolutely don't take a black car!" Moonlight Ancestor stalked to himself after he finished speaking, "I was deeply impressed by my own wit, you said that you want to take a BMW, how much does it cost me to get home so far, and in the end I walked 3 miles on my own legs to get a car!"

This time, Ye Laihuan squirted more than 6 meters high with a sip of beer......

At this moment, the Internet is boiling, but it is not because of the Wu family's wedding, the wedding is still secret.

Someone posted a few original artworks on a famous forum, and as a result, they were reprinted thousands of times in a matter of hours.

What everyone talks about is a group of faceless beauties.

The comments below are generally like this-I've never seen this kind of painting before.,Hairstyle、Figure、Costumes、The background is spicy and beautiful.,But there's no facial features.,Even if you don't have facial features, it's still so beautiful that you don't want it.,And it gives people more room for imagination.,Wonderful, wonderful.,Which god's work is this?

The original painting is signed "YN", and netizens have speculated that this is composed of letters in the author's name, which may be called Yinan (this name has always been very popular), or it may be called Yoniu (that is, New York, New York, in turn, it is not awkward)...... Someone suddenly realized, oh, I see, it's an abbreviation for the Yankees!

Xiaobai is holding his mobile phone hehey silly music, the brain hole is really big, okay, let you all guess it, anyway, I don't want to be famous, and I don't rush out and say, the author is me or me, YN is just the abbreviation of "Yun Nuan".

Sometimes, it's nice to be behind a screen quietly browsing everyone's appreciation and praise, so be silently grateful in your heart.

However, later, a cultural company still tried its best to contact Bai Yunuan and signed a number of cooperation contracts with her.

She never expected that her unintentional actions one night would suddenly bring a lot of wealth to herself.

When I signed the contract, I was confused - did I count the zeros before the decimal point? How could there be so many, more than the balls on a skewer of grilled fish balls! Why did they give me so much money without even drawing their faces? How many boxes of ice cream must be enough for me to buy, 1 box, 2 boxes, 3 boxes...... She counts by the boxes of ice cream.

Later, the faceless beauty came out with a number of series, and also derived dolls, which were exported to Europe and the United States, and their popularity was no less than that of Barbie.

In fact, no one can succeed casually, and the faceless beauty has become popular, mainly relying on years of hard work and the accumulation of painting skills, but it has invisibly made Xiaobai, who has entered a wealthy family, harder at the waist, which is all a later story......

On this day, business in the barbershop was booming, and it was finally the turn of a male customer.

The time when others are waiting is either playing with their mobile phones, chatting, or watching TV, only this male customer has been waiting with a solemn expression, as if he has a very serious concern.

Sitting in the high chair and watching the strands of hair flutter to the ground, the guest finally couldn't hold back and began to cry silently.

The barber's brother looked up at the cartoon on TV in puzzlement, and comforted the customer with spring-like warmth: "A 3-year-old kid comes to me for a haircut, and he won't cry when he releases a Pleasant Goat, why are you still crying when you're such an adult, don't you like to watch Pleasant Goat? Why don't you change Peppa Pig to see?"

"No need," because his hand couldn't get out under the hood, the male guest sniffed hard, and sucked back the snot that flowed halfway, "I have to cry if you play Guo Xgang's cross talk for me." ”

How can the barber brother understand that these three thousand green silks are Wu Hai, who is a senior literary youth, how much inspiration is ahhhhhh

Tomorrow is my brother's wedding, and in order to fulfill his promise, his younger brother showed a neat image at the wedding, and ruthlessly cut off his long hair that led (oil) to (light) as (can) pride (appreciation)!

When he entered the door just now, the barber held up a popular magazine and asked him what kind of haircut he wanted, and Wu Hai said bitterly: "Since you cut it, let's give my buddy a happy one, bald head!"

The tone is like the tone of issuing a will.

The little brother squinted at him, and was very unimpressed by the posture of this big brother who went to the execution ground with righteousness and awe-inspiring - what are you doing? Why don't you just get a haircut?

Listening to the buzzing sound of the faders, Wu Hai was like sitting on pins and needles, and wanted to jump up several times, but in order not to shave his head into yin and yang, he had to endure it.

Later, he simply closed his eyes and did not dare to look at it, as if there were nerves in his hair, and his face was as white as paper.

After the whole haircut, the barber brother said: "Not everyone can control the bald head, thanks to your brother, you have a good hair shape." ”

Wu Hai looked at himself in the mirror stupidly for a long time, just like when Xiaobai first saw his image ruined by the stylist.

Then, silently took out the money and floated out reluctantly, feeling that he was no longer the original talent. I thought silently in my heart, brother, for you, half of my life is gone, brother, I am worthy of you!

Fortunately, he will be a good man again in a few months.

So later at the wedding, everyone saw a big bald head shining like a light bulb, which could almost dazzle people's eyes.

From time to time, Wu Hai would unconsciously shake his hair, hey, why is his head cold? and then habitually reach out and stroke...... Soon realized that Sensei was struggling, and he couldn't get rid of it anymore!

This shining skull floated in front of Shen Changge several times, but she didn't recognize it, and looked around looking for the familiar long hair, expecting that the second son would at least wash his hair.

Other people's weddings are in the morning, but Wu's wedding is ingeniously arranged to be held in the evening.

At the scene, Shen Changge greeted the guests and asked the family in a low voice: "Hey, why hasn't the sea come yet, have you seen him?"

The family members looked at Wu Hai's strange back from a distance, and replied categorically: "I didn't see it!"

Shen Changge asked again: "It's time for Dashan and Xiaobai to come, right?"

Jiading: "I'll be in this hall soon." ”

As soon as the words fell, the crowd at the scene let out a commotion, and automatically gave way to a road paved with red carpet.

At the end of the red carpet, there is a couple of talented men and women holding flowers, who look like princes and princesses in fairy tales, followed by a pair of super-good-looking little flower girls found out of nowhere.

The happy, beautiful and well-matched appearance of the newlyweds made Shen Changge see it, his little heart was pounding, and he remembered how he looked when he and Tianxing were newly married, and he really wanted to be young again!

Since there was no priest to inquire about "sickness or health, poverty or wealth," and there were no elaborate rituals, the rings were already worn on each other's fingers.

Everyone's eyes were on the hand of the bride's bouquet, and there was indeed a ring on her ring finger, but unfortunately it was not the "giant pigeon egg (pigeon-egg-sized diamond)" that everyone expected, but ...... The guests were amazed and a little suspicious of their eyes.

The bride of the eldest son of the Wu family, who can be said to be worth hundreds of billions of dollars, wears a ring that is not a diamond or a gemstone, but a stone!

A small pebble with white stripes in the oval gray color is just polished smoothly and not polished, just like the one picked up on the beach!

This shape is not ugly on her slender hand, but the problem is that this is a big wedding, and it is the wedding of the richest man in a country, is it too perfunctory and shabby to get a stone as a ring?

But everyone actually doesn't know that there is a lot of stuff in Xiaobai's ring.

The gray pebble is actually a super mini thunder egg, a very rare size, with extremely small and beautiful sky blue crystals growing inside.

It is cleverly cut in half, and after being cut in half into two hemispheres, a super small switch is installed that allows the upper hemisphere to be turned into a lid, which can be opened and closed freely, and you can enjoy the wonders of nature at any time.

In other words, such a miniature Lei Gong egg is also extremely rare, not as big as a peanut bean, and the world doesn't know how many there are, and Wushan spent a lot of effort to get it.

It took a lot of thought to make it into a ring that was so comfortable that it didn't feel like it was wearing it. Because the switch is so small that it is almost invisible to the naked eye, it is not much easier to install than to give Mount Everest an elevator.

All this is only because of the last time she visited the Strange Stone Exhibition, Bai Yunuan said that her favorite is Lei Gongdan, and also because Bai Yunuan said that she doesn't like to wear jewelry.

Xiaobai was very surprised to get this rare wedding ring, and she didn't want to wear a big diamond to show off in the market from now on. What's more, the gold and jade outside, the defeat in it, is what she resents, and this ring can be called a model of gold and jade.

If jewelry also has a character, the character of this ring is really lovely.

As a result, Wu Shan was also inspired by this, and he asked the designers of Wu's jewelry company to consider this golden idea.

Naturally, vain jewelry wearers who are meant to show off and show off their wealth will not be interested in this design.

But there are also some low-key potential customers like Xiaobai, who don't like too ostentatious jewelry, and if they wear it, it's just because the jewelry has a special meaning, so as long as it's special, convenient and comfortable. Like Xiaobai's mini thunder egg, it's no problem to wear it to wash the dishes.

Wu's designers began to pay attention to this "golden and jade" jewelry concept, which later became popular, bringing millions of new customers to Wu's family.