Chapter 1028: Smuggling to the Moon?

readx; When the news that the lazy god was going to land on the moon began to circulate, it caused polar confrontation. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Opponents or supporters, each with their own opinions, desperately argued whether this was possible and reasonable.

Journalists went to camp frantically to get more definite information.

It all ended with Chi Jiafeng's article.

"Silence on the Moon? really. Chi Jiafeng used such a self-questioning and self-answering title to make the title of his article.

As we all know, Chi Jiafeng is the royal reporter of the lazy god department, and the news that has flowed out of him has never gone wrong so far.

Anyway, the lazy god department is the propaganda department of the furnishings at all, and it will never come out to respond, so many times, Chi Jiafeng is regarded as the propaganda minister of the lazy god department.

Then the internet went crazy.

"The lazy gods must think that the earth can't accommodate them anymore! They want to go to the moon to establish a base, and then counterattack the earth! Please take me away!"

"Hahaha, you are so naïve, there are already German Nazi bases on the moon, and now there is no place to go to the moon at all!"

"It's also drunk upstairs to take the plot of the movie seriously, but I think Transformers should be found on the moon......"

"The moon is actually a huge spaceship......

"Hahaha, naïve, let me tell you, after Armstrong landed on the moon, the first thing he wanted to say was: The moon belongs to the United States......!

"Isn't the moon full of rabbits?"

As the topic became more and more crooked, countless people shouted: "I want to go to the moon too!"

Then someone asked sourly, "It's just a moon landing, is it worth that much money?"

Then the man was mercilessly ridiculed, and then slapped in the face.

Because after the ultimate goal of "the moon" was determined, the tickets for the entire "epic journey" came up again when the auction was about to end.

In this world, everything is clearly priced.

Including space tourism.

And in the business of space tourism, the superpower Russia is at your service, as long as you have the money, you can do anything.

If you just want to go above the stratosphere, a hundred thousand dollars, you can fly around in a MiG-29.

If you're going to go to the altitude of low-Earth orbit, such as the International Space Station, the price tag is reasonable, $20 million for the full package, and seven visitors have visited the ISS so far.

Isn't it a good deal? It's not as expensive as the first epic tour.

But...... If you want to go to a higher place?

Sorry, even a superpower can't help you.

The United States, the only superpower that has so far had commuter cars, has also been unable to recruit drivers.

So...... How much was the moon landing worth?

In terms of distance, the International Space Station is about 350 kilometers from the ground, and Russia will give you two bodyguards, including 2 days of accommodation, including breakfast, lunch and dinner, with a price tag of 20 million US dollars, and two types of men to sleep with, which is simply great value.

The average distance between the Earth and the Moon is kilometers, which is the distance of the International Space Station...... 1098 times.

If you use the distance...... It will cost more than 20 billion?

Mu Tso, when the United States landed on the moon, it took so much.

But from another angle, the U.S. Apollo program spent a total of $25 billion, but there were Apollo 11, Apollo 12, Apollo 14, Apollo 15, Apollo 16, Apollo 17, a total of six groups of people landed on the moon, and each launch was 3 people on the moon, that is, a total of 18 people landed on the moon, and each person spent an average of 1.39 billion?

Add in the inflation index, which translates into the purchasing power of the current dollar, which costs $7 billion per person who lands on the moon.

(Woodmade, not only Armstrong landed on the moon, but no one knew about the moon landing later...... As well as the failure of the 13th moon landing, it is no wonder that Westerners consider 13 to be an unlucky number. )

That's how it is, $500 million, it's too cheap, it's ridiculously cheap.

At this price, of course, it will come for a dozen!

So the bidding, just as the auction channel was about to close, soared again.

Then, Chen Haocong received an unexpected phone call.

"Cyril, why did you call me?" Chen Haocong asked in wonder, how could the hairy bear call him at this time, shouldn't he be working hard to manage his hairy bear game now?

This game has been very popular lately.

"Satoshi!" said Mao Xiong with a crying voice, "I beg you, can you go to your dear uncle and ask him to close the auction channel in advance!"

"Why?" Chen Haocong wondered, "I'm also paying attention to it now, now the rise is just right, what a pity to close......"

"It's because the rise is so good!" Mao Xiong cried over there: "Zhuoya said that before getting married, she wanted to go on a long trip to say goodbye to her past self......"

"Then you can take her on a long trip, to a distant place, Siberia, Antarctica, Greenland......" Chen Haocong casually listed a few places he thought he would never go.

"I live in Siberia, my dear Satoshi!" cried the bear.

"Uh, sorry...... That Greenland is also good. ”

But Zhuoya said that her past was too heavy to be shaken off if she wasn't far away...... If you can't get rid of it, you can't marry me, so it's better to go somewhere farther away......"

"Do you want to go to the moon?" Chen Haocong asked suddenly.

"Yes, yes!"

"But you don't have enough money?"

"Yes, yes!"

Chen Haocong suddenly felt similar?

"Unfortunately, I don't have a ticket to sell you this time. Chen Haocong had no choice but to spread his hands, the ticket he got last time was the one reserved by Nanming himself, and now even he has no extra ones.

"But you can let us smuggle us!" said the bear.

"You don't know that Uncle Ming hired my dad as a security consultant this time. ”

Want to help others smuggle in under the nose of your own father?

Chen Haocong felt that several of his legs had been broken.

"You know how people used to deal with smugglers. Chen Haocong asked the woolly bear, "It is said that they were all thrown off the boat." ”

Thrown into the cold, empty universe? Cyril shuddered.

"So, dear Satoshi...... Do you know anyone who wants to buy my game company's shares?"

After another twenty minutes, after selling the copyright of "Mao Xiong Must Die" and the current equity of the game company to Chen Haocong, Mao Xiong raised the ticket money and grabbed the last ticket at the last second before the auction channel closed.

Then he cried and said to Zhuoya beside him: "Honey, I'm bankrupt again." ”

"Well, but I love you!" responded to him with a kiss from Zoya. (To be continued.) )