"No, Wang Miaoren, what do you mean??"

Beihai, a shirtless, covered with vertical and horizontal scars, a man covered his crotch and kicked the woman in tulle pajamas in front of him gritted his teeth and said, his name is Long Thirteen, simply he is the husband of the woman in front of him, although he only received the certificate in the afternoon, and he did not put wine to tell the world, today is also the first time to meet, the reason why he stripped off his shirt was just because he wanted the fire candle in the cave room to fail, but he was beaten to death!

The woman's name is Wang Miaoren, for her, today is her most ridiculous day, first in the morning inexplicably met with this man who ordered a baby kiss, and then his parents secretly stole their ID card out to get the certificate with this guy, and finally this guy is inexplicably living in his own home, and now in the middle of the night he kicks the door with his upper body naked and wants to do it for himself?

What's going on!

Wang Miaoren was in a state of confusion throughout the whole process!

She never expected that she, the president of a listed company and the first beauty in Beihai, would stage a plot in her life that was even more absurd than a third-rate movie.

"Are you sick? Spring in the middle of the night?" Wang Miaoren's eyebrows swept the man rolling on the ground, fortunately, his women's self-defense skills in the past two years were not learned in vain, otherwise his chastity that he had guarded for 25 years would really be planted in this stunned hand tonight.

"You're sick, we've both got the certificate, is there a problem with the work?" Long Shisanqiang endured the unforgettable pain on his body, sat up on the sofa and gasped.

Wang Miaoren was furious when he mentioned this matter, and he was used to the Bodhisattva's low eyebrows in the shopping mall over the years, and he rarely lost his temper, but at this moment, his pretty face couldn't help but wrinkle and said, "Don't you think this thing is a bit ridiculous?"

"That's ridiculous? Let's get the certificate in the afternoon, tonight in the cave room, the regular procedure, Lao Tzu is on the job with a certificate, you hurry up and don't ink, come on, I'll be very fast, my eyes will be closed, I will also complete the task, and then go back to their respective homes!"

"What task?" Wang Miaoren wondered, not knowing what she meant, what happened that day had already made her, a strong woman with an IQ of 150 and upward, a little buffered.

Long Thirteen was also a little dumbfounded, he said: "That old man didn't tell you, he just sent my ancestral infectious chromosome to you, combined with the chromosomes in your body, and then a new life appeared, which was passed on endlessly under the nurturing of nature. ”

"Speak human words!"

"Get you pregnant!"

Wang Miaoren is not stunned at this time, but the three views are completely ruined, she swears that this is the most shocking plot she has ever seen, she has countless suitors, even if she really wants to marry someone and have children, it is not this unattractive little gangster in front of her, is she crazy, or is her parents crazy? Or is the world crazy?

"Your family has been down for three generations, and you definitely have a history of mental illness!" Wang Miaoren gritted his teeth and said.

Long 13 became angry all of a sudden, he stood up and said, "Why are you scolding, can't you say something well? My dad does have a nervous disorder, but I don't!"

In Long Thirteen's cognition, his father is definitely a psychopath, the guy who is lazy and messy in everything except making money to buy gold bars, buying a house and buying other people's companies, threw Long Thirteen out of the capital very early, and probably threw his son, who is still in high school, to a place called "Ghost Gate" God knows what kind of life Long Thirteen has lived in the past five years, and the other rich second generations are spending Lao Tzu's money to pick up girls to enjoy their youth, and they are good, a rich second generation has to carry an AK every day to fight with people, and several times he was almost cooked and eaten by African cannibals, if it weren't for his own life, he couldn't return to China safely.

The only good thing is that the experience of the past few years has reborn Long Thirteen's body, and the body that was originally destroyed by drunken gold fans has undergone earth-shaking changes, and even changed the style of the school crane tail in the past, and has become a special talent with the highest degree of completion of the task in the "ghost gate", and hangs a large number of predecessors who used to roar.

No, I finally received a task, and I was able to return to China with a straight face, Long Thirteen was in a good mood, thinking that this time I would never go back to the place where birds don't, although the task is a bit weird, but he can also bear it, and make friends with a dinosaur sister/ With the ability to exchange for freedom, this business is sure to make a profit, but in the morning I see that he is still a big beauty, and I can't blame him for not being reserved, he has been too depressed in the past few years, either to confront the terrorists of the United States, or to fight with some killers in some island countries, Leng Buding is such a beautiful woman next door is not beastly and fatal, and this is a task, okay?

But why is this man unreasonable? Before he could pounce on him, he hit a heavy hand, and I don't know if it was broken.

Thinking of this, Long Thirteen lowered his head and looked at his little Thirteen, and suddenly felt that it would not be hard anymore in the future, and he sighed in frustration.

"Finished?" Wang Miaoren asked calmly.

"That's it. "Dragon Thirteen swallowed it with a question mark.

"Get out of here!"

"Okay!"

Long Thirteen got up and wanted to leave, but suddenly felt that something was wrong,, when did Lao Tzu go against the grain, what's wrong with the beauty, it's amazing, just as he wanted to turn back, the door closed directly, and smashed on his face, and suddenly his nosebleed.

Long Thirteen covered his head and squatted down and scolded for a, then angrily picked up his mobile phone and dialed a phone to complain: "Old man, I can't finish this task, your daughter is too fierce, just come up and kill me with one kick!"

When the middle-aged man on the other end of the phone heard this, he was shocked and said, "Kick that?"

"What do you say, a woman can still kick a man there, and I don't have breasts, so I have a sensitive place all over my body. Long Thirteen said speechlessly.

"Is it broken?"

"I've seen enough!"

“…… Are you a little anxious? The middle-aged man was silent for a while and said.

Long 13 said angrily: "Your uncle, didn't you say that the sooner the better, I thought you kicked in the door after you communicated!"

"Kicking the door is a little too rude, thirteen, men and women can't be in a hurry, or you should communicate with Miaoren first, and take your time. The middle-aged man whispered, for fear that the antidote that he had found so hard to find would run away.

Long Thirteen complained: "I can wait, I'm afraid your daughter can't wait, and you said it yourself, what true phoenix body needs real dragon essence blood to unlock the curse, otherwise it won't be twenty-seven, how can Lao Tzu be mixed in the ghost gate for many years, I know that martial artists have ranks, but I really haven't heard of a few real dragons and real phoenixes, I suspect that you have read too many fantasy novels, so you will go to cultivate immortals." ”

"What King Fang said, do you think I can not believe it?" The middle-aged man also thought this matter was ridiculous, but what the old fairy said could be false?

Hearing the name of King Fangren, Long Thirteen was stunned for a moment, one of the advisors of this girl's ghost gate, known as the Heavenly Destiny Physiognomy, a typical crow's mouth, saying that one dies and one dies, his words really can't be believed, in line with the heart of saving people's lives and winning the seventh-level floating slaughter, Long Thirteen said softly: "Okay, you put this old monster out, I will stay at your house honestly, so as not to spread to the ears of the old monster, thinking that if I don't put him in my eyes and give me a curse, I will be finished." ”

"Thank you so much. The middle-aged man breathed a sigh of relief and said: "You just stay at home, your aunt and I have already moved out in the afternoon, and Old Man Wang also followed us, which is to create opportunities for you, this person is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, you have more patience, and don't kick the door in the future, how rude, the girl must take care of her, love her, and she can rest assured that she can hand herself over to you......"

The old man Rory was a little impatient, and said, "Is there anything else?"

"Yes, you said that you have all obtained the certificate, and it is a bit too much not to call my father to come up directly to your uncle, right?" said the middle-aged man a little aggrieved.

Long 13 stiffened his neck and said: "I haven't even called my own son, let alone you, Ma Yun can't do it when he comes, is this a backbone, okay?

"Then I'll add another 10 million to my bounty?"

"Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!"

The middle-aged man hung up the phone with satisfaction, Long Thirteen put the phone away, and rubbed his face vigorously, it is not easy to make some pocket money these days, it is not enough to sell the hue, and even the dignity is gone, after leaving such a complaining word, Long Thirteen can only reluctantly go back to his room, and he can only solve it by himself tonight.

“……”

Wang Miaoren didn't know how to describe her mood, she was just afraid that the beast in the next room would kick the door again, so after locking the door, she must have stared at the door and didn't dare to sleep, holding the mobile phone in her hand, just called her unreliable father, but during the other party's call, she heard Long 13 talking on the phone outside, and the content of the conversation made her feel that she was not her own, did she push her daughter into the fire pit as a father?

Wang Miaoren wants to cry without tears, and she can't be blamed for her weak ability to bear, anyone who does this kind of thing will be crazy, even if she is a proud woman of the sky.

What kind of real dragon and real phoenix are messy, is my dad crazy and crazy?

Can't you, even if you're crazy, your mother can't follow along, right?

You only have two years to live?

!

There is nothing to do with the annual physical examination!

All in all, Wang Miaoren can only use reason to summarize all the problems, first two neuropathies in the family moved out, and then another neuropathy came, and it was an exhibitionist neuropathy!

When Wang Miaoren was thinking wildly, the phone rang, which startled her, and the phone fell to the ground.

Wang Miaoren has been crisscrossing the shopping mall for many years, and naturally has his own intelligence network with low hands, as early as after meeting with Long Thirteen, he sent his photo to the intelligence master he has been hiring, and the request is to ask for all the information.

The intelligence master said on the phone: "Long Thirteen, formerly known as Longshan Tiger, male, twenty-two years old, the eldest young master of the Long family in the capital. ”

Wang Miaoren listened carefully, afraid that she would miss a little, but the other side was silent, and she couldn't help but speak: "It's over?"

"It's over. ”

Wang Miaoren smashed the phone directly!