Subordinate: "Report to Mr. Yi, we have been guarding that cave on Nameless Mountain for so long, and every corner has been peeled off a few layers of skin, but there are still no clues." ”

Yi Rufeng thought to himself: "It's really strange, could it be that Mo Xiaoyu can't escape from the bald donkey?"

This is one of his long-standing heart diseases, and the other is naturally Wushan, who can't be loved.

Since the disappearance of Mo Xiaoyu and Monk Renguo, Yi Rufeng's people have never left the cave for a moment, for fear that the two of them will suddenly jump out again.

Subordinate: "Mr. Yi, have you ever heard of a silent explosion?"

Yi Rufeng: "No, let's talk about it." ”

Subordinate: "Silent blasting does not use flammable and explosive materials, it is a static blasting method without vibration, sound, smoke and dust, and shock wave. The principle is to add water to the quicklime powder mixed with a variety of oxides, and the hydration reaction can produce a huge expansion force, and it is not a problem to blast the concrete rock or anything. ”

Yi Rufeng listened carefully: "What do you mean?"

Subordinate: "Mr. Yi, why don't we just dig three feet into the ground and blow up that cave." What if there's a cellar or a dungeon down there?"

Yi Rufeng smiled: "You read too many online novels, right? If there is really a dungeon, no one has found it for so many years?"

This is a subordinate with feelings, and he argues: "Before the discovery of a famous dungeon, everyone could believe that there was a world underground?"

Yi Rufeng: "Makes sense, but I still don't think it can be that dramatic." Moreover, no matter how silent the explosion is, there is still movement, and it will be troublesome if it attracts the attention of others. ”

The subordinate admits defeat very interestingly: "You are the boss, you have the final say." However, if the woman and the monk hadn't died, and the two of them were hiding together, would they have been in love for a long time? ”

Yi Rufeng: "Look at it, I'll just say that you are too deeply poisoned by novels, right?"

Subordinate: "No, Mr. Yi, think about it, you know that monks are not close to women, so why do those women in ancient times like to mess with monks?"

Yi Rufeng squinted at him: "Uh, I really haven't thought about this, why do you have research on this topic?"

Subordinate: "Ahem, there is a small study, a small study." I think it's probably because the monks don't have anything else to do all day long except meditating to recuperate, and they don't need to roll the sheets, so they are generally more energetic than lay men. Didn't that Pan Qiaoyun say a word to **: One night with my senior brother is better than ten years with you......"

Yi Rufeng: "Okay, you haven't read this book in vain, it's just a bypass, and you can open a hundred pulpits." ”

Subordinate: "Ahem, thank you Mr. Yi for the compliment." ”

Yi Rufeng followed this train of thought and made up for it on his own, remembering the appearance of the monk.

If you change into the clothes of a layman, you should be quite handsome, and you are a good match for Mo Xiaoyu. Hmph, let them go to hell like a match!

Witch House.

When people are not moving freely, they always inevitably think about everything, and their emotions are particularly prone to pessimism and depression.

Once, Xiao Bai felt his waist and asked Wu Shan: "Will I be paralyzed?"

Wu Shan said softly, "No." Even if I search the world, I will find a doctor who can cure you, but that doctor is in our hospital right now. ”

In the blink of an eye, Xiaobai has been injured for more than a month, his lumbar spine has recovered, and other skin injuries have also healed, and he has already moved home to live.

It's just that the plaster cast on my leg has just been removed, and I can't walk on the ground yet, and it's not convenient to take a shower during this time.

But she has been independent since she was a child, and she doesn't like to let others help her naked, her family doesn't let her, Qiulin doesn't let her, and even Wushan doesn't let her, so she takes advantage of his absence at home, and slowly moves into the bath with a cane to take a bath, and rushes things hastily.

Shen Changge always said anxiously outside: "Xiaobai, don't be embarrassed, call me if you have something!"

Her careful care of Xiaobai touched Xiaobai very much: "Thank you aunt for taking care of you during this time." ”

Shen Changge pretended to be angry: "Still aunt?"

Xiaobai's cheeks were feverish, and he couldn't call the word "mother" in his mouth. But I don't know how many young women outside are worried about calling Shen Changge Mom.

Shen Changge was not reluctant at first glance, after all, Xiaobai was different from others, in the mind of the orphan girl, "mother" was a long-missed, irreplaceable, and divine aura of existence. If she doesn't want to call, she won't scream, and when she is willing to call, she will say.

But in fact, in Xiaobai's mind, he felt that Shen Changge was almost as good as his mother, and he was deeply grateful that he was lucky to meet such a reasonable, kind and trouble-free mother-in-law.

Xiaobai often jokes that he is "shit lucky".

In fact, good luck does not fall from the sky, but more relies on one's own efforts and good deeds to accumulate blessings. Otherwise, the so-called shit luck will not last long.

And Shen Changge's feelings for Xiaobai also have a sense of repaying his kindness, he always wants to be kind to his benefactor's children, no matter how good he is, don't wronged her.

Otherwise, the benefactor will be sad when he sees it in heaven, right?

If everyone has a grateful heart, the world will become a beautiful paradise.

The Jonathan turmoil gradually subsided with Xiaobai's gradual recovery.

She heard others talk about how much Mr. Wu loved Jonathan in the past, no matter how busy he was at work, he had to take time to go to see it and talk to it for a while after working overtime. Wu Shan said that in his lifetime, he is afraid that he will never meet such a good and humane horse as Jonathan.

After Wushan sincerely apologized for the death of Jonathan 3 times, Xiaobai finally forgave him, the key is because of the sentence - "Because it hurt the woman I love the most, I was so angry that I lost my mind." ”

In order to show that he accepted the apology, Xiaobai also said that in the future, Yunnan ponies can still consider riding, and they must be very short, and their feet must be able to touch the ground.

Wu Shan thought to himself, my God, it might as well sit on a seesaw. But I couldn't help but say nothing.

If you provoke your daughter-in-law again, you will probably have to kneel on the washboard.

The kneeling washboard itself is not afraid, but everyone uses a washing machine these days, and the washboard is not easy to find, so I am afraid that I will have to go to the antique market.

That night, Wu Shan hurried home to change his clothes, saying that he was going to go out for a banquet soon, "not going to a banquet that can't be done."

The white cloud warm golden rooster who was still unable to walk was standing alone on the side of the bed, showing a reluctant face, stretching out his arms and begging for a hug: "I just came back and want to leave?"

Fortunately, she usually dances ballet, has good balance, and has a steady clubbing on one leg.

Wu Shan looked surprised.

It's rare for a little wife to reveal her true feelings, and she finally needs it once!

Wu Shan, who felt the much, hurriedly threw away the dress he was about to change, strode over and hugged her, and his big hand subconsciously held a ball of softness.

Somehow, as if she had magic there, as soon as she got close to her, her hand involuntarily leaned on it, pressed it, bounced it up, pressed it down, bounced it down, and bounced it up again, infinite loop, like a casual decompression game, always happy.

The reward for beating the game is two red clouds on her cheeks. At first it was light pink, then it got darker and darker, and finally it looked like a ripe apple.

Wu Shan asked without resting his hands: "Are you bored at home? Do you want to have some entertainment? I will ask someone to move it for you." ”

In fact, the home already includes all the best entertainment facilities in the world.

"You can paint and play the harmonica at home, and they will chat with me, but they are not boring, but ......" Xiaobai glanced at Wushan, and the stars and moon were flowing in his eyes, "but there is no you." ”

Wu Shan's heart was warm, soft, and melted - like a freshly baked marshmallow.

There is no need to quarrel, there is no need to roar on the street, one look, a coquettish voice, this woman can now put herself down by casually saying two soft words, which is much more lethal than when she raised a knife!

In fact, it is not Xiaobai who has improved, but Wushan himself has improved. In the past, he was so strong and arrogant, but Xiaobai was naturally strong when he was strong.

Now that he is a gentle gentleman, Xiaobai has returned to his usual gentleness like water.

"Why don't you have me?" Wu Shan took a deep breath, looked at her two pools of autumn water, and suddenly wanted to swim in her eyes, "Anytime you miss me, a phone call, I will immediately put down what I am doing and come back to see you, and I will never break my word." ”

Xiaobai's eyes clearly wrote, I miss you now, can I not go? But people just said that it is not okay not to go, if he can not go, he will definitely not go.

Wu Shan: "Why don't you speak?"

Don't let him do things, how can Bai Yunnuan, who understands the general situation, takes the overall situation into account, and is invincible in the universe and super empathetic, say it?

She burrowed into his arms like a little sheep without making a sound, her fingers inch by inch, and the caterpillar bulged out on him through the thin clothes, and it tickled his heart, even if he was stupid, he could understand.

Wu Shan: "I found that you are better than before. ”

Xiaobai: "What progress?"

Wu Shan: "When you hugged me before, your face was pressed against my chest and you hugged me tightly and motionless, which basically belonged to the Buddhist hug, but now you know that you have your hands on me." ”

Xiaobai was amused by him: "Buddha hugs, you can think of it." ”

Wu Shan: "There are no distracting thoughts in the heart, just hugging and doing nothing, isn't it a Buddhist hug?"

Xiaobai: "People have one leg now, what else do you want me to do?"

Wu Shan: "It's nothing, touch, keep touching." ”

Xiaobai: "Isn't it time for you to go?"

Wushan was tired of being by her side like a baby: "I wanted to go for an hour and come back, but now I can't even leave you for this hour, what should I do?"

Xiaobai's eyes bent into two small moons.

Wu Shan: "Why don't I take you to the banquet." If you go, I won't have to rush back. ”

Xiaobai: "But how can I go like this?" Moreover, I have to take a shower and dress up, which is so troublesome. ”

Wu Shan: "Then what's the problem, I'll help you." ”

Without waiting for Xiaobai to refuse, she found that she was already in mid-air, and was carried into the bathroom by him domineeringly, as if she were sitting on a stretcher.

Wu Shan weighed: "Why is it so lighter? It was originally 105.5 pounds, but now it is 0.27 taels lighter." ”

Xiaobai covered his mouth and smiled: "It's not selling pork belly, how can it be calculated so accurately?"

Wu Shan: "I've always been very sensitive to numbers, and if I wasn't sensitive, the Wu family's belongings would have been lost long ago." ”

Xiaobai smiled again: "Aren't you in a hurry to leave now?"

Wu Shan hooked the corners of his mouth: "I have more important things right now." ”

His so-called important thing was to put hot water in the bathtub and throw rose petals.

Wushan never takes a bath, just a shower every time, and it takes 3 minutes to get it.

But once he accidentally discovered that Xiaobai likes to throw a few rose petals into the bath.

So he directly threw five pots of roses on the balcony into petals and threw them into the bathtub.