Chapter Seventy-Four: Eight Honors and Eight Shames
"I said the trouble-stirring club, did you know anyone in that group of people yesterday?"
Xiahou Chun said angrily, and grabbed a piece of buckle meat with a chopstick, threw it into his mouth and chewed it vigorously.
Yesterday morning, Xiahou Chun was in a good mood, and he would be able to get a huge sum of money immediately, although it was Zhan Taoxian's, it was impossible to put it in his pocket, but it was also the left hand to the right hand, isn't Zhan Taoxian's money his money.
As a result, I never expected to meet the group of madmen from the trouble-stirring community on the way, and they would provoke trouble without saying a word, and there was no reason to provoke at all, at that time, Xiahou Chun's injuries were not healed, and he really couldn't beat a dozen or forty, after all, two fists were hard to beat with four hands, and Zhan Taoxian was still beside him, an excellent summoned beast, how could he put his master in danger, so Xiahou Chun decisively chose to run away.
This made Xiahou Chun very unhappy, Lao Tzu came to the other world to beat people, not to be beaten!
This group of mentally handicapped people have no reason, they have nothing to do to provoke trouble, which makes Xiahou Chun very unhappy, it has always been Brother Chun who bullies others, in addition to being bullied and bullied by the eldest lady, even Ye Liangchen fell under Xiahou Chun's iron fist, but the gutter overturned and was bullied by a group of gangsters in the first and second years of high school, although it was attempted, but it was not something that Xiahou Chun could bear.
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
Since these people are deliberately provoking trouble, then Xiahou Chun is not polite, Xiahou Chun is not a person who allows others to provoke and does not say anything, Xiahou Chun believes in countering violence with violence, scolding back with stronger strength than the enemy, and using fists to convince people with virtue.
As the saying goes, if you are happy to be revenged, you can skip it first, this revenge can not be avenged, and the revenge must be repaid quickly, so Xiahou Chun decided to go to Zhan Taoxian's school gate tomorrow to block people, there is a kind of don't leave after school, come to Lao Tzu to beat one by one, and bleed one by one!
It's just that yesterday Xiahou Chun patronized and ran away, didn't look at it carefully, and forgot the faces of the gangsters, so he could only ask Zhan Taoxian for help.
"Well, I think about it, most of them I don't know, some ...... Seen but not known name, but ...... Well, there is one person I know, named Jing Yang, who is one hundred and seven years old...... Class, you can go to our school's official website and find a photo of this person later. ”
Zhan Taoxian said vaguely while eating fish-flavored shredded pork, there is no such dish as fish-flavored shredded pork in this world, so now it has become Xiahouchun's "original" dish, which is deeply loved by Zhan Taoxian, and he is very satisfied with Xiahouchun's praise.
Zhan Taoxian and Xiahou Chun have been together for so long, not to mention that they have a heart, but there is still a tacit understanding, and they naturally understand what Xiahou Chun is thinking, so they told Xiahou Chun that the photos can be found on the official website of Xiahou Chun's school.
As for why you don't just block that yellow hair, it's because Xiahou Chun has beaten that yellow hair several times, and tomorrow it's time to change the taste, and the old man will get tired of beating a person.
"Okay, I'll check it out in a while, these gangsters, the tiger is really a sick cat, I'm going to kick my nose in the face, tomorrow I'm going to teach them to be human again!"
Xiahou said with a snort.
At this time, Zhan Taoxian was also full, and after picking up a napkin and wiping her mouth like a lady, she raised her chin like a queen, raised her eyebrows at Xiahou Chunyi and said:
"So, I have told you such important information, how can you thank your beautiful and gentle master?"
"I'll tell you a story tonight?"
"No, storytelling is a daily norm of behavior, and that doesn't count. ”
"Then I'll give you a massage?"
"Xiahou Chun, do you want to touch me?"
"Dear, am I so dirty?"
"Hmph, don't think I don't know you used your phone to sneak into pornographic websites last time you cooked!"
"Well, it was an accident, it was accidentally clicked in by mistake...... Ah, how about I'll make you a new dessert of my own tomorrow?"
"That's pretty much it. ”
Xiahou Chun lowered his head and took a sip of his drink, thinking that he had finally pulled the topic away, at this time, Zhan Taoxian seemed to suddenly think of something, he was slightly stunned, and then ran back to the bedroom, took a small notebook back, and handed it to Xiahou Chun.
"What's that?"
Xiahou Chun asked suspiciously, could it be a love letter written to him by the master? Confession letter? Hey, this happiness came too suddenly, a little unprepared, I feel that my life has reached its peak.
Xiahou Chun's heart was pounding, and he reached out to take the small notebook.
Looking closely, on the cover, the three printed words "Preparing Textbooks" were artificially crossed out, and there were a few Juanxiu words written below:
Summoning Beast Ideological Education and Promotion-Written by Zhan Taoxian
Xiahou Chun has a black question mark????????
What the heck????????
"Well, this is a booklet that I have nothing to do, which contains my understanding and concept of summoning beast ideological education, which is of great help to the improvement of your ideological consciousness, I wrote it especially for you, you must cherish it as a family heirloom, and you must not neglect it. ”
Zhan Taoxian said with wide eyes and a solemn expression on his face.
Xiahou Chun looked suspicious, looked at Zhan Taoxian, and then looked at the "Summoning Beast Ideological Education and Promotion" modified from the 'preparation textbook' in his hand, and then turned the first page, only to see that it was written: Chapter 1, Summoning Beasts Eight Honors and Eight Shames.
What's the situation, now even summoned beasts have eight honors and eight shames?
So Xiahou Chun continued to look down curiously, only to see the text under the heading read:
Article 1: Be proud of knowing the Eight Honors and Eight Shames of the Summoned Beast, and be ashamed of not knowing the Eight Honors and Eight Shames of the Summoned Beasts.
Xiahou Chun: ?????
Article 2: Be proud of remembering the eight honors and eight shames of summoning beasts, and be ashamed of not being able to remember the eight honors and eight shames of summoning beasts.
Xiahou Chun: ????
Article 3: Be proud to be able to serve your master......
Before Xia Houchun read the second half of the sentence, he directly blurted out "I am ashamed of not being able to serve the master......"
glanced at the second half of the sentence, and sure enough, this was the sentence......
This is the third, and there are five more to follow......
What the hell is this!!???
Xiahou Chun was immediately mad, and couldn't help but complain to Zhan Taoxian:
"What a ...... is this?"
Zhan Taoxian: "Hmm!??"
Xiahou Chun: "Broken ...... What a great norm that can only be come up with by destroying brain cells!"
Zhan Taoxian nodded, and said proudly on his face: "That's right, when I first wrote it, it was indeed hundreds of millions of my brain cells that died, so I was able to write such a good specification, but those losses have been made up after eating fish-flavored shredded meat." ”
Xiahou Chun was speechless, and a meal of fish-flavored shredded meat was made up, then this brain cell was too worthless, and then he said to Zhan Taoxian again:
"The first three are okay, but the last few are too complicated, how can you remember this?"
Zhan Taoxian said indifferently: "This is to refer to the first and second articles, I am ashamed to not know and not remember the eight honors and eight shames of the summoned beast." ”
Xiahou Chun was speechless, it was really Zhan Taoxian's style, and it was definitely a good hand to write a party newspaper, he glanced at the small book in his hand, and suddenly his head was very big, and he thought that he must not continue to discuss this so-called summoning beast ideological education with Zhan Taoxian, because he saw that the seventh article said that he was proud to be able to understand one hundred and three loves, and one hundred and three loves were narrated later......
This is just in time to memorize politics in the previous political class, so Xiahou Chun used his brain, his brain was running rapidly, thinking about how to change the topic, and then he inadvertently glimpsed the "Cixi Raiders" on TV out of the corner of his eye, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said to Zhan Taoxian:
"Meng Meng Da master, how about we make a bet?"