Chapter 180: Roll Call
Ma Tianyao walked to the door of the classroom, and the golden boy came and handed her the textbook, and by the way, there was a roster.
"Teacher Ma, come on!"
Ma Tianyao snorted, picked up the textbook and walked into the first-year classroom, but as soon as he entered, a little boy raised his hand.
"Teacher, I've awakened!"
"I ......"
Ma Tianyao opened his mouth, and the golden boy waved at the kid in embarrassment and took him away. didn't take two steps, Ma Tianyao just stepped onto the podium, but another child raised his hand.
"Teacher, I've awakened ...... too"
Then the child was also taken away, and the golden boy smiled at Ma Tianyao awkwardly, and just turned his head, another child woke up.
Ma Tianyao's face darkened, and she said in her heart, are you teasing me? If I don't come, you are all like a porcelain hammer, and when I come, you are awakened next to each other, ah?
is muttering, seven or eight have been taken away below, this awakened and that awakened, the golden boy was excited to death, Ma Tianyao sat on the podium with his head pestle.
"Teacher, oops, I accidentally woke up......"
"Teacher, I seem to have woken up too......"
"Teacher, I'm awake too......"
……
One after another, one by one raised their hands to report, and finally quieted down, Ma Tianyao spent five minutes waiting, and found that no one really woke up, so he quickly picked up the chalk and prepared to write a board book on the podium.
As soon as he turned around, he heard someone raise his hand below.
"Report Teacher ......"
Ma Tianyao was speechless and waved her hand at the student.
"I see, you've awakened, so ......"
She was a little weak, so she listened to the child's crisp voice.
"Teacher, I didn't wake up, I had diarrhea and wanted to go to the toilet......"
Ma Tianyao: ......
After finishing the work, when he looked at his watch, there was only half of a class left, Ma Tianyao sighed helplessly, and wrote his name on the blackboard.
"Hello everyone, I will be your Chinese teacher in the future, my name is Ma Tianyao, and I am a chef...... Belch...... Okay, let's take a name call and get to know each other. ”
She almost said that she was a cook, so she stopped halfway through, and hurriedly flipped through the roster in embarrassment.
"Okay, I'll read the name, and I'll answer the word, Li ...... Plum...... Li ......"
As soon as she read the first one, she went crazy, and after a long time, a student stood up weakly and spoke.
"Teacher, don't you know my name? My name is Li Jianwei......
"Ahem, nonsense, how can there be a word that the teacher doesn't know?
Ma Tianyao secretly said that it was so dangerous, she was almost embarrassed, and said in her heart that there was something wrong with the parents of these children, and what name should you give to the child if the words are complicated?
As soon as she spoke, the child waved her hand.
"Teacher, what you said is not right, my name is the second eldest of the nine sons of the dragon, and it is an ancient divine beast, my father said, I am the son of the dragon, and he is the dragon ......"
Ma Tianyao was going crazy, and said in her heart, why didn't your father go to heaven? But fortunately, she still knew a little bit about the story of the nine sons of Longsheng, so she hurriedly opened her mouth to save some face, and covered up her embarrassment with a cough.
"Ahem, since your father gave you a jab, why don't you just take a prison cow, the prison cow is the eldest of the nine sons of Longsheng. ”
Below, another child raised his hand and stood up to speak.
"Report to the teacher, I'm Brother Jian, and my name is Prison Cow ......"
Ma Tianyao was completely stunned, and said in her heart that there was really a prisoner cow, so she immediately asked again.
"Your dad doesn't really have nine sons, does he? The nine divine beasts gather in our class? Is this to summon Dragon Ball?"
The Prison Bull shook his head.
"Teacher, my dad said that it was all caused by family planning, so for the time being, there are only two of us brothers......"
"Ahem...... That...... It's a pity......"
Ma Tianyao waved her hand and motioned for the two to sit down, she was completely convinced, she had heard of the surname Wang before, and named her son the glory of the king, today she came directly to a jaws and a prisoner cow, she really couldn't accept it, and immediately looked at the roster, and said in her heart that the second uncle, many names are rare words, and I don't know it, how can this TM be named?
Just thinking about it, he suddenly had an idea, coughed and said.
"Okay, let's start now, introduce yourself from the first row, who is it, you come first......"
A boy in the first row stood up.
"Report teacher, my name is Wei Wei ......"
"Weiwei, what's your full name?"
"Teacher, I can't say my full name, they laugh at me every time I say it......"
"It's okay, the teacher laughs high. ”
"My name is ...... I'm ...... My name is Yang Wei...... Wei ......"
Burst!
Ma Tianyao couldn't hold back, and hurriedly tried hard to hold back the laughter, and said in her heart, this parent, how much do you hate your son, wilting once is not enough?
She smiled and waved at the boy.
"Hehe, isn't this name good, don't have a psychological burden, some people's names are not as good as yours, come, next ......"
The other boy next to the boy stood up with a bitter face.
"Teacher, my name is not as good as his...... My name is Peak ......."
"Yo, this name is domineering!!How can such a good name be inferior to him?"
The kid was about to cry and shook his head.
"Teacher, my name is good, but my surname is not good, my surname is Yang...... It's called Yang Fengfeng...... It is Yang Weiwei's elder brother...... We are twins......"
"Surname Yang?"
Burst!
Ma Tianyao sprayed again, quickly covered her mouth, tears came down, and said in her heart that this must be the name given by her stepfather, she wiped the tears from her laughter.
Towering at the pinnacle, he opened it and named the two children, but he met the surname Yang, and God is like this......
"I'm sorry, the teacher suddenly remembered a sad past, and couldn't help but laugh and cry...... Okay, come on, let's move on, the next ......"
The third child was a girl, and after standing up, she bowed to Ma Tianyao very politely, and introduced herself with a sweet smile.
"Teacher, my name is Huang Zihan......"
Then the fourth child stood up and introduced himself sweetly.
"My name is Zhang Zihan......"
And then there's the fifth......
"Teacher, I'm Cui Zixuan!"
"Teacher, my name is Dong Zixuan!"
"Teacher, I'm Chen Xuan Zihan!"
……
Hearing so much Zihan and Zixuan...... , Ma Tianyao's head is about to explode, and he said that there is something wrong with this parent now, eight of the ten children are Zixuan, and two are Zihan, in another thirty years, what is the difference between these broken names and the founding of the People's Republic of China, Cuihua, Caixia and the like thirty years ago?
As he was complaining, a 'report' suddenly sounded outside the classroom......
She subconsciously shouted.
"Come in!"
A little girl with a crying face walked in and explained anxiously.
"Teacher, the second and third grades of junior high school have a fight......"
"Ahh......h Hurry up and find their homeroom teacher......"
"The head teacher, Mr. Chen, is sick and said let me find you to deal with it first......"
"Find me...... Okay, let's go......"