Xiaobai didn't brush his teeth or wash his face last night, he was crawling and rolling, and his hair was messy, so he wanted to go to the super rich bathroom in the president's office to clean up, but it turned out that this bathroom was bigger than his own living room, which was really unreasonable.

Didn't you say he usually just peed here?

In this area, what a waste of space for such a large space in the bathroom, and what do you say about being diligent and thrifty!

Then, Xiaobai walked around his office again.

I was so nervous when I came to pick up the USB flash drive last time that I didn't realize that there were so many good things in this room.

There is an entire wall made into a built-in display case, and in each compartment is placed a Transformers model toy of at least 25 centimeters or more, no plastic, all alloy and white gold, etc., under the soft light, each majestic and shining.

Although Xiaobai has never played these, but when she was a teacher in kindergarten before, some children were brought out from home, and a group of little boys got together to have fun, chatting while playing, what a collector's edition, a limited edition and the like.

Xiaobai knows that these dolls are expensive, so the total cost of collecting such a wall of about 100 or so is ...... People like themselves who can fill their stomachs are good, so they don't think about playing these.

In fact, before she was 6 years old, the Bai family before the decline was more than enough to buy these toys for her, if she wanted it at that time.

Wu Shan glanced at Xiaobai obliquely: "Do you want to play?"

Without waiting for her to answer, Wu Shan stretched out his long arm and took the one she was looking at last and stuffed it for her.

Xiaobai gently moved the Transformer's arm, cautiously, for fear of breaking it, and she didn't know how to play.

Wu Shan impatiently "tsk", snatched it back into his hand, and with a lot of strength, he twisted from a robot into a super cool off-road vehicle, and there was a crisp "click" sound in the process.

The "click" sound in this transformation is probably part of the pleasure that brings to the player.

"Do you see, is it interesting?"

"It's not fun. After watching the whole transformation process seriously, Xiaobai said, "A robot is a robot, no matter how dazzling the appearance is, it is also a robot, no heart, no emotion, cold, I don't like it very much." ”

"Short-sighted!" Wu Shan said, "the general trend in the future is that there will be more and more artificial intelligence robots, which are realistic on the outside but like an impregnable wall on the inside, which can not only be competent for physical and mental work that is difficult for humans, but also have a wealth of human emotions." ”

"Cut, it's still early, I guess I won't see it when I'm alive. ”

"Science and technology are advancing rapidly, and maybe a laboratory in a certain country has done it now. ”

Xiaobai said: "Please, that's science fiction! If robots can also have emotions, then you're finished." ”

Wu Shan squinted his eyes to see how the woman had died, how she had plucked the hair on top of the lion's head.

"Because Wushan has such a touching emotional intelligence, you must be the first to be surpassed, and it is not easy to say that emotional intelligence wants to touch people like you!"

Xiaobai didn't notice how dark Wushan's face was at the moment.

Anyway, he is usually moody, of course, most of them are angry and cold, so Xiaobai does not feel strange, he then walked around his office, and found that in a glass cabinet next to him, there are some models of cars, airplanes, motorcycles and yachts, the style is all vigorous and strong and blind, standing at the forefront of the times, there is no classic car and the like.

Xiaobai looked at the toys on the wall and cabinets, and suddenly felt that Wushan was still a child, maybe men were children who didn't grow up in their bones.

In a low cabinet next to it, there were several pistols on display.

Unlike the short black pistols in her impression, these have beautiful figures and beautiful color blocking, more like handicrafts.

The person who displayed the pistol in the office is probably such a president Mr. Wushan.

She decided to stay away from these guys, in case they got on fire or something, it would be too worthless.

"What do you think?"

Xiaobai was startled. It turned out that at some point, Wu Shan had left the desk and walked behind her.

"It's all I like, there's no bullet in the pistol. ”

seems to have read Xiaobai's mind again, and directly answered the question in her heart, does this guy know how to read minds?

After getting along all night on New Year's Day, although it was forced, Xiaobai didn't seem to be so afraid of him, and he could talk a little casually.

Wu Shan played with a gun and said: "There is a police officer who has worked in the police post for decades, and he is very lucky, he has never encountered a dangerous situation, and he has not fired a single gun. ”

Xiaobai reacted for a long time before he realized that his old man had started to tell the story coldly.

"The night before he retired, he was having dinner with friends to celebrate, and a gang of robbers burst in, threatened the restaurant owner with all the cash, and injured someone. For the first time in his life, the officer fired a gun, but the gun forgot to be loaded, and the robbers shot him dead. Do you think he's stupid?"

Xiaobai didn't know whether to affirm or deny. Does he have any moral to the story?

"So, opportunities are for those who are prepared, not for those who spend all day on the couch watching soap operas," Wu Shan gave her a blank look, and then put the beautiful pistol back, "These guns are placed in the office, so that I can always remind me to prepare for everything." ”

Xiaobai's mind turned a big turn, and he finally understood, after a long time of trouble, he diverged from a gun to think, just to point out the number of questions and fall to himself without learning and not knowing!

Xiaobai thought to herself, didn't you see the cabinet full of books in my sister's house, because I was afraid of falling dust, so I covered them with a cloth.

She asked Wu Shan: "What about the strange contract you drafted?"

"Deleted. ”

"Deleted?"

"Yes, I don't want to sign again," Wu Shan looked at the ceiling with his hands in his pockets, "I can sign if I want to, and if I don't want to sign, I won't sign, what's the problem?"

Now Xiaobai is really sure that he is just a child who has not grown up mentally.

Wu Shan stood in front of Xiaobai and looked down at her: "Teach me to dance first, not ballet." ”

"Che, do you think anyone can learn ballet if they want to? But looking at you as a playboy, I thought you were dancing very slippery. ”

"I'm so slippery from dancing that I'm just a little bit away. ”

"Oh, I bought cakes, what a big breath!"

"Then try it. ”

"What dance do you want to learn?"

"The sexiest thing, isn't it called kisomba?

Originated in Angola, Africa, the Kizomba dance is known as the sexiest dance in the world, twisting the hips and waist, men and women snuggling up to each other, the wave movements are lingering and soft, and there are many large-scale movements, not to mention that Xiaobai can't, even if he can, he will never dance this ambiguous dance with him.

"Come on, you're a beginner, let's learn ballroom dancing honestly. Let's talk about it, I taught you ballroom dancing, and I don't owe you more sandwiches and gauze. ”

Wu Shan: "Ballroom dancing? Don't be funny, now even the old lady in the square doesn't dance this kind of old-fashioned dance, and it has to be some kind of onion dance at the very least." ”

"Do you still know how to shake the onion dance? It's not easy, this is the most down-to-earth sentence I've ever heard you say! But the ancients were cloudy, thousands of tall buildings rose from the ground; the ancients were cloudy again, how could they sweep the world without sweeping a house; the ancients returned to the clouds, and the wood of the hug was born at the end of the millimeter, the nine-story platform started from the tired soil, and the journey of a thousand miles began with a single step; the ancients were ...... He didn't say anything else, didn't these teachers teach you before? You have to learn the basics before you can learn the difficult ones!"

Wu Shan patiently listened to this large number of words, a smile appeared on his face that could not be shorter, and he admired the gushing Xiaobai like a little pet that could only talk, and felt that this little thing was really a little interesting, and he talked about it one by one, although it was useless to me, let her go back: "Ok, then let's start." ”

Xiaobai is proud, now his eloquence is so good that he doesn't want it, even a stubborn person like Wushan has been persuaded by himself!

"The first step is to hold the posture. Men and women stand opposite each other, with the man on his left hand and the woman on his right hand...... Uh-uh, I'll talk about that later. ”

Xiaobai thought to himself, let's teach the basic dance steps first, why hold a piece of it so early?

She looked at Wushan's hands, which were large and slender, with distinct bone joints, which never seemed to be oiled, the skin was a little rough, and there were even some calluses at the junction of the palm and fingers (eighty percent of them were milled by lifting barbells), but I had to admit that it was really a pair of good-looking men's hands...... It's just a little cold.

That's right, he's a cold person, his heart is cold, and it's normal for his hands to be cold.

Most women are sensual creatures, and occasionally forget their position because of the other party's beautiful appearance, but Xiaobai sobered up again after a while: "It's better to teach the forward and backward first, and the man's left foot forward begins to ......"

Wu Shan usually looks very athletic, but he didn't expect to be so clumsy when he learned to dance, his legs were stretched, but his movements were stunned, similar to matchsticks or Transformers dancing.

"It's not like this, the body should be soft, oh, ...... like this" At first, Xiaobai was quite patient, and later, "Hey, you are legs, big brother, isn't it good to be a wooden stake, can't it be softer?"

Wu Shan held back a smile and did it twice, but unfortunately there was no improvement at all, and it was even worse than any child Xiaobai had ever taught, and it was still a case of working very hard.

I didn't expect there to be things in this world that he was not capable of.

Xiaobai: "Won't your knees be bent?"

Wu Shan looked at her quietly, and suddenly asked, "Have you ever taught that person surnamed Meng to dance?"

Xiao Bai Yilin, most afraid that he would mention Meng Junyao, he always felt that he was going to murder others, so he asked vigilantly: "Why are you mentioning him again?"

"Why do you keep protecting him? Answer, did you teach him to dance?"

"No, people are already very artistic, and they dance well enough, so they don't need me to teach them. ”

"Ask you if you have it or not, and you still praise him by the way!"

"I'm telling the truth. ”

"Is the surname Meng dancing better than me?"

"Let's put it this way, in my years of dance teaching career, there are ...... dancers who dance worse than you" Xiaobai raised a hand, as if to wrench his fingers to count how many there are, and finally, "Ahem, I really haven't met it." ”

Unexpectedly, Wu Shan was not angry, and his focus was different again: "Although you haven't taught, you must have danced with the surname Meng, haven't you?"

The skeptical look is aggressive.