Chapter 364: The Trumpeter

After Li Yuan finished smoking a cigarette, he rubbed his face vigorously, stomped his feet, looked at me with a smile and said: Actually, how to say it, there is nothing left, this may be the choice of every soldier, this kind of life is also very good, it is plain, there is no burden, it is very good to live a lifetime, it is really !!

"What's the matter, big brother, what are you talking about, what is the choice of every soldier, are the two of us talking about the same channel, are you stringing channels?

Didn't you ask me, why is my master a veteran soldier of the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, who went to work for nothing by blowing a trumpet, didn't I already tell you, didn't you understand it at all? Li Yuan asked in surprise.

I scratched my head embarrassedly, feeling quite something: Actually, big brother, what you said I really didn't listen to white, maybe it's because I'm too stupid, my comprehension ability is very poor, so let's do it, big brother, you waste some time, waste a little tongue, you tell me?

"I'm wiping it, it's not me saying you, your ability to understand, it's really bad, I usually let you read some books, but you just don't listen, now you know, your IQ is a little bad, isn't it a little hard to keep up with my train of thought, feel pressure?"

, what kind of thing my IQ is low, how is my IQ, how high, even if I take out this IQ and put it on the scale, I have to be two taels higher than you, are you embarrassed to say me? Don't you think what you said is very interesting, hurry up, make it clear....

Big brother, don't you know how cold it is outside, it's December, it's the coldest time in the Northeast, and now at least minus 289 degrees at night, the spit and foam are so frozen, you have to go out with a small wooden stick to pee, otherwise you don't dare to pee, you don't know?

What do you mean? I can understand that it's cold outside, but when you go out to pee, why do you want to hold a small wooden stick, is it self-defense? Do you still have to drill wood for fire to keep warm? What age is this, you don't need that, it's enough to bring a lighter, really, I don't lie to you at all, I'm lying to you~!! Li Yuan raised his hand and swore solemnly.

Oh my mom, I'm really convinced of you, you're my eldest brother, a proper big brother, I'm not convinced by anyone, I'll serve you, I used to drink too much and I was holding on to the wall, but now it's okay, I don't even have to take the wall, just look at you directly, and you can sober up immediately.

Hahaha........ there's really nothing wrong with you saying that, I just like others to obey me, I have a special sense of achievement, I am very strong, I know that I am handsome, especially masculine, but I didn't expect that even boys worship me so much, it's really enjoyable, Li Yuan said stupidly with a big mouth.

Li Yuan's big mouth, I can clearly see his stomach, the opening is too big, like a hippopotamus, I see, even the hippopotamus is enough to choke Li Yuan, and there is a smell of bad in a mouth, it smells bad, and it is more energetic than going to the public toilet.

"Okay, okay, big brother, hurry up and shut up your big mouth of No. 78 for me, it's going to scare me to death, my heart can't do it now, I can't stand such a big blow, you can do it, spare me, Ao...."I waved my hand and said.

"Damn, what's so evil as you said, I'm a cherry with a small mouth, only a little bit, eat some millet porridge, I feel like my mouth can't fit it, you say my mouth is not small, isn't it very small and cute?" Li Yuan said shamelessly.

Listening to Li Yuan talking about his little mouth so shamelessly, I was looking up at Li Yuan's bloody mouth, full of stubble, as if the gorilla had not evolved well, and he was embarrassed to say that he was a cherry, and I wondered, how could he be embarrassed to say it? Can't he be a little self-aware? Don't you know what kind of numbness he is?

"Big brother, don't say that, okay? I really can't help it, I want to laugh, can you look in the mirror, look at your appearance, and then look at your bloody mouth, and a special cherry mouth, I think your one seems to be a Hami big mouth, the old one is so fierce, you can kill a steamed bun in one bite..."

If you give me a hand, will you nag, I still have a special bite of a steamed bun, do you think I am Zhu Bajie? Can I eat it? Li Yuan said unhappily.

"Tut-tut, you're still not happy, aren't you Zhu Bajie? There is no one more than you in the image, haha...."

Oh, I'm grassy, you little Zhang Feng, I see that you haven't cleaned you up for a few days, you're a little surging, no, I have to clean up, Li Yuan smiled hideously, and then pinched his fingers crackling, I saw that this sign was wrong, I had to run away.

But this special leg is a hard injury, the speed of running is my fatal injury, I haven't run out a meter, I feel my back swishing in the wind, don't think about it, you know, Li Yuan must be running towards me with long legs, less than five seconds, I felt a tightness around my neck, and then I got into a hug full of fox smell.

I think it's disgusting for a while, I actually got into a man's arms, and Li Yuan's birth actually covered my head with clothes, the smell on that body is strong and scary, fortunately it's winter, the smell is not so exciting, if it's summer, it can smoke me to death.

"Young man, you say, are you convinced?" Li Yuan put one hand around my neck, and rubbed my scalp on my sideburns with the other, the feeling was very sour, and I burst into tears in two clicks, not because it hurt, but because the feeling was so special that I couldn't bear it at all.

"Big ..... big brother..... haha......."

"Big brother... I'm so obedient, you're my brother, I'm wrong, I really know it's wrong, I know where I'm wrong, I don't speak, I won't bury you, let's talk about it, okay? I'll invite you to drink and eat later, do you think it's okay?" I begged for mercy with a wry smile on my face, it was really crying and laughing.

Hehe, you young man, it's still very good to see that your attitude of admitting your mistakes is very good, it's strange and sincere, then I'll forgive you, next time I must pay attention to it, otherwise I won't let you go so easily, Li Yuan said while rubbing my scalp a few times, didn't hurt me to death, and then let me go satisfied.

"Oh my grass, big brother, you guy is really ruthless, why don't you kill me, this brain melon skin rubbed for me, so why didn't you rub my hair follicles off for me, what if you rub me bald," I covered my scalp and muttered.

What are you muttering there, are you thinking that you are not satisfied with me, if you have an idea, you can say it directly, I will definitely solve it very properly, you can rest assured that I will not solve the problem, Li Yuan said while not forgetting to show his very good muscles.

I glanced at Li Yuan's physique, and that stupid arm, I held back, I decided, I will let go of Li Yuan today, if it was ten years ago, I would definitely have a good fight with him, after all, now that I am older, I can't be as enthusiastic as before, I took out a cigarette and fished it in my mouth.

I took a puff of cigarette and slowly spit it out: "Big brother, you told me, it's been a long time, and I'm still weird in my heart, tell me what is going on with your master, why didn't you become a cadre, but blew the horn and did the work for nothing? I'm really curious.

Okay, then I'll tell you about it, Li Yuan nodded.

Actually, after my master was injured in the army and retired from the army, the state did arrange a job, and the treatment was also very good, after all, my master was also a cadre in the army, and he also won a lot of meritorious service, which is also what my master deserves.

"Really, that's good, and why is your master the way he is?" I asked, puzzled.

I also asked my master this question, and my master said that he was just lame in his legs, and he had no limbs, and he could still support himself, and he didn't want to drag down his country, and he was injured in the army to protect the motherland and the people, not for pleasure, so my master decisively refused, and my master also has a technology in his hands.

"Technology, what technology, blowing the trumpet?"

Yes, it's a trumpet, but in the past, my master didn't blow the trumpet, Li Yuan smiled proudly.

"What's that? Isn't that a harmonica?"

Hehe, you have to give me a good ha, I have also acted in the TV series, every time I charge, there will be a person who plays the trumpet, the sound is particularly shocking when I think about it, it sounds like the whole body is full of strength, and the body is full of fighting spirit, just that strength at least one person killed two devils, although my master is now blowing the trumpet, but when he was in the army, my master blew the special call for the trumpet, you say that my master is not better than the cow?!!!