"Sister policeman, it's not good for you to send such a picture to tempt me at night, although it's a late-night welfare, but I'm a child in the countryside, and I'm not good at snacks, I'm afraid of malnutrition!"

Liu Yu quickly typed a line of words on his mobile phone, accompanied by a squinting expression.

"Hey, no, how did I smell the smell of conspiracy? Is it that you and the bonus subsidy applied for above are gone, this is a benefit you sent me privately? If you want to fool me like this, there is no way, unless you send a few more!"

Liu Yu suddenly thought of a possibility and couldn't help but say.

"You bastard, don't talk about those things that don't need it, what the hell did you find!"

Liu Bingqing on the other end of the phone was about to explode, she thought about it for a long time before she made up her mind to send Liu Yu such a photo, but she didn't expect this guy to think that this photo was a welfare.

"I found it, it's big and full, the thighs are straight and long, the skin is white, the figure is very good, and it's very attractive!"

Liu Yu said.

"You bastard, I didn't ask you this, I asked if you see anything?"

Liu Bingqing resisted the urge to get angry.

"Uh, you shouldn't be on the streets!"

Liu Yu looked at the photos for a long time, and finally summed up such a sentence.

"What the hell is wrong with me, why don't you let me go out on the street?"

Liu Bingqing thought that Liu Yu had seen something, and hurriedly asked.

"Because I'm afraid that others will say that you hit people with a 'ball'!"

Liu Yu said, attaching a smiling expression.

"You bastard, the old lady is asking you about business, what are you putting in your head, it's just full of filth!"

Liu Bingqing finally erupted, and a voice call came.

"Serious, what's the business?"

Liu Yu was also a little blindsided, originally thought that the female policeman was afraid that she would have a long night and be a little lonely, so she put the benefits late at night, but she didn't expect her to say that she had something to do.

"Is it the right thing to post such tempting photos on this big night?"

Liu Yu asked rhetorically.

"Since I came back from the mass grave that night, I have grown a lot of red dots on my body, I went to the hospital, whether it is Western medicine or Chinese medicine, I can't say why, so I just want to ask you!"

Liu Bingqing held back his anger and explained the ins and outs of the matter clearly.

"Uh, are those little red dots concentrated on the right half of the body?"

Liu Yu asked.

"How do you know?"

Liu Bingqing was a little surprised, could it be that this kid is really a legendary master.

"Feihua, the photo is so clear, and your body is so white, can I not see it!"

Liu Yu smiled.

"You bastard, since you have already seen it, why don't you say it, you dare to tease the old lady, believe it or not, the old lady invited you to tea?"

The female policeman launched a rush was very terrifying, and the voice on the phone shook Liu Yu's ears numb.

"Cut, it's not a big problem, why are you so fierce! Do you think you can lose your temper casually because you are beautiful? Temper is like fire, and the voice is like thunder, this is a typical dog ignorance syndrome!"

Liu Yu pursed his lips.

"What is Dog Irrationality Syndrome?"

Liu Bingqing couldn't help but ask, seriously, this name was the first time she had heard it, and she thought she had committed some strange disease.

"It's time to find a boyfriend!"

Liu Yu said with a smile.

"You bastard, my mother can't find a boyfriend and have a relationship with you!"

Liu Bingqing scolded, as soon as she mentioned her boyfriend, she was annoyed, and her mother had called her several times in the past few days to let her go on a blind date.

But who is she Liu Bingqing?

Her man has to be a big hero no matter how he says it!

"You bastard, I'm asking you the truth, how do you fix these red dots on my body?"

Liu Bingqing asked angrily, mainly because these things not only grow on her body, but also crawl all over half of her face, how can she go out to meet people?

Now she doesn't even dare to go to work, so she takes leave to hide at home.

Liu Yu knew that the policewoman was going to be angry, if she teased her again, I was afraid that she would come to her house at night, "Those are the marks that Lao Li left on you, you just bask in the sun for a day!"

"Okay, girl, I'll trust you for the time being, if it doesn't work, just wait!"

After speaking, Liu Bingqing hung up the phone.

"Hey, hey, I haven't asked about the bonus yet, why did I suddenly hang up!"

Liu Yu was a little depressed and wanted to send a message to the female policeman, but he found that the message he sent was red, and he had obviously been blocked by the female policeman.

"Huh!"

"Woman!"

Liu Yu sighed helplessly, charged the phone and put it aside to sleep.

The next day, Liu Yu got up early, how to say that he was also the owner of this house, and he was more or less embarrassed to let the tenants cook, so Liu Yu was going to make a breakfast this morning.

But when I came to the kitchen, I found that it was much cleaner than I imagined, and there was not even a little food, so I had to run to the mouth of the alley and buy two cages of xiaolongbao and two bowls of millet porridge.

"Landlord, are you up so early?"

Li Yueran just got up, pushed open the door in her cute Mickey Mouse pajamas, yawned, and said hello to Liu Yu weakly.

"Well, I bought breakfast, hurry up and pack up, come over for breakfast!"

Liu Yu said with a smile.

The two of them were eating breakfast face to face, as calm as an old couple who had lived together for decades.

"Landlord, what are you going to do today?"

In the end, it was Li Yueran who broke the calm first.

"I don't know. ”

Liu Yu thought for a moment, and finally shook his head.

This question really stumped him, when he was in the mountains before, in addition to cultivating, he was running around with the old immortal, but now he is suddenly idle, and he has also returned home, and he doesn't know what to do for a while.

It's no wonder that those retired old men are always idle and always have to find something to do for themselves.

Liu Yu looked at the millet porridge in the bowl and let out a long sigh.

"If you have time, you can go to the South Lake, the scenery is good, and it's very cool. ”

Li Yueran gently took a small bite of the bun, and after swallowing it, she said in an orderly manner.

"Hmm!"

Liu Yu nodded, "When I was a child, my mother took me there twice, and I don't know what has become of me now!"

"Host, thank you for the breakfast, I'm full, I have a class today, I'll go first!"

Li Yueran ate half a drawer of steamed buns, drank half a bowl of porridge, put down the chopsticks, went back to the room to change clothes and went out.

Liu Yu finished the things on the table in a few bites, washed the dishes and chopsticks, wiped his face, and prepared to go out.

After much thought, he decided to go to Nanhu to have a look, because he couldn't think of any other place to go besides there.

As soon as the car drove out of the alley, I saw Li Yueran, this girl looked around, as if she was in a hurry.

"Beauty, do you want me to give you a ride?"

Liu Yu lowered the car window, looked at Li Yueran, and asked with a smile.

"Okay, thank you so much, landlord, I didn't catch the bus, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid I'd be late!"

Saying that, Li Yueran sat in the co-pilot's seat.

At this time, there were many people gathered at the gate of Tanghai University.

Next to a BMW, there is a huge red heart composed of many bouquets of roses, and the petals of the roses are spelled out with the five words "I love you Li Yueran" under the red heart, Zhao Ziyi is wearing a casual suit and holding a guitar, standing in the red heart very elegantly.

Speaking of Zhao Ziyi, he is also a popular figure in Tanghai University, not only handsome, but also singing well, and he is the male god of many girls.

For the sake of so many people, of course, not for the concert, many people know that today Zhao Ziyi is going to confess to his goddess Li Yueran.

Luxury cars, flowers, music and a handsome man, I'm afraid no woman can refuse.

"Confess, just confess, and make such a big noise, I don't know how to hinder traffic!"

"It's just that he has a lot of money, and he stinks everywhere. ”

"What a bullshit tie grass, it's just a sass!"

There were a lot of boys, and they said in a sour tone.

"Cut, you guys have the ability to do such a big show!"

"Zhao Ziyi is so handsome, he really deserves to be the grass of my department, if I were Li Yueran, I would definitely agree to him!"

A girl who looked to be more than 200 pounds and was full of fat said with a happy face.

"Big sister, you can pull it down, if you are Li Yueran, I'm afraid that the students of the entire dance department will be scared out of school by you, and you are not afraid of collapsing the floor when you dance!"

The boy standing next to him only felt a chill, and couldn't help but think of the scene of this fat fat girl sitting on Zhao Ziyi's body.

"Look, the person sitting in that car seems to be Li Yueran!"

Suddenly, a sharp-eyed boy shouted.

"Brothers, it's up to you in a moment!"

Zhao Ziyi raised his head and said to his brothers in the bedroom, then took out his guitar and began to play and sing.

Today he sang Guangliang's fairy tale, with a clear voice, coupled with romantic lyrics, which captured the hearts of many girls present.

"What is this doing, such a big show, is it a concert?"

Liu Yu parked the car steadily in front of the roses and couldn't help but glance out.

"Li Yueran, I like you, be my girlfriend, right?"

Stopping playing and singing, Zhao Ziyi took out a large bouquet of roses from the trunk of the car and walked towards Li Yueran.

"Together!"

"Together!"

"Together!"

At this time, many onlookers were also romantically rendered, and couldn't help but clap their hands and shout.

Liu Yu glanced at Li Yueran and found that this girl's face was not only not happy, but full of disgust.

"Damn, neurotic, take a bunch of broken flowers to block the road, no public morality at all!"

Liu Yu rolled down the window and scolded Zhao Ziyi, then stepped on the accelerator, and the car pressed directly over the roses.

The scene just happened so fast that no one even reacted.

"Was that Li Yueran's boyfriend just now?"

Someone couldn't help but ask.

"How is it possible, you don't look at what car the man drives, more than 100,000 people, how can it be the goddess's boyfriend?"

"How can the broken car he drives be compared to my BMW? It is no exaggeration to say that my BMW can buy him three cars!"

"If you want me to see, the man driving the car is a black car driver!"

Zhao Ziyi retorted a little unwillingly.

"You know!"

At this time, a somewhat thin boy wearing glasses walked out, helped his eyes, and said very forcefully: "There is always only one truth, that man should be Li Yueran's boyfriend!"

"How so?"

"Didn't you find that Li Yueran was sitting in the co-pilot? If it wasn't for the boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, how could she be in the co-pilot, and when the man opened the window just now, I took a look, this car is not an ordinary Volkswagen at all, but a Phaeton of more than 2 million!"

The glasses man's words seemed to be slapped on Zhao Ziyi's face one by one.

Zhao Ziyi was not lightly angry, he had completely lost his elegant bearing, slammed the guitar to the ground, and ran away alone.