Chapter 506: It's not a joke, it's definitely not a joke

"Dabai, someone scolded you. ”

"Where?"

"On Weibo, the analysis post you just posted, and other analysts immediately scolded you. ”

"I'll see. ”

Bai Yutang's investment group forwarded a few Weibo blogs in the group, and Mo Bai looked at it, but he knew what was going on.

"I didn't expect these guys to jump out so quickly, it's really breathless. ”

Looking at these so-called securities analysts, Mo Bai felt a burst of contempt in his heart.

What he hates the most is these guys who are in the name of securities analysts, but secretly make money from retail investors.

In fact, Mo Bai publicly published Weibo, and it is not them who want to fight, but some big institutions and big dealers.

They are calling for wind and rain in the market, and they are the biggest cancer in the securities market.

It's just that I didn't expect that these big dealers didn't come out, but these so-called securities analysts did.

But it's okay, let's destroy you first.

In fact, many securities analysts on the Internet are a title they give themselves, they are ghost securities analysts, and some of them are some older stockholders. Of course, there are also real securities analysts, but their analytical skills are actually very average. Most of the time, their analysis is ambiguous and they can't see anything. Moreover, even if they really analyze it for you, they are also thinking about their own interests. For example, fee analysis, or whatever.

And that's not even the worst.

At least, they will also analyze it, and they are more professional than some ordinary people.

The worst thing is that with some of their stock market techniques, they can't see through the stock market at all.

In the short term, it may be seen from some patterns, but in the long term, the error rate is very large.

Just like this, the Shanghai Stock Exchange A shares will fall below 500 points in the future.

He also said that A-shares will collapse in the future.

There is no basis for these words, but the words they shouted out have hurt many ordinary retail investors.

In the end, after listening to their analysis, those who cut the meat cut the meat, and those who lost money lost money.

However, if you want to fight these guys, you can't be brutal.

It's really difficult for you to say what is wrong with the stock market analysis. After all, when they analyze it themselves, they also write ambiguously, like what, it is possible to rise, it is possible to fall, it is possible to continue to fall according to such a trend, and when they do not follow such a trend, they will say that the market has changed...... After thinking about it, Mo Bai thought of a stock market joke.

"As a joke, a securities analyst told me that securities analysts are actually quite good at being a securities analyst. Why, I asked. He said, what's the why, when people ask you about the stock market, you say it's down. I said, what if he goes up. This securities analyst calmly told me, what is this, it will not fall today, it will not fall tomorrow, but if it falls the day after tomorrow, you will say the day after tomorrow, this time it will fall......"

As soon as this joke came out, it instantly made countless concerned netizens laugh.

"I'll go, Dabai will start telling jokes again. ”

"If it doesn't fall today, it won't fall tomorrow, and it won't fall the day after tomorrow...... Haha, this time it's falling, I'm right. ”

"I'll go, it turns out that securities analysts are like this, and it's really good. ”

However, Mo Bai's Weibo did not stop, and then, Mo Bai posted another micro-blog.

"First of all, this is not a joke. ”

Mo Bai started with a "This is not a joke" and posted a stock recommendation record of a securities analyst.

"You may think that securities analysts are tall and awesome, but unfortunately, I recently counted the stock recommendation records of a securities analyst. He has recommended a total of 47 stocks from last year to now. Here are some of the stocks he recommends...... Unfortunately, 45 of these 47 stocks lost money. ”

After writing, Mo Bai also uploaded screenshots of these 47 stocks and counted the losses.

Then, at the end, Mo Bai emphasized again: "This is not a joke, this is really not a joke." ”

Compared with the first joke, the second Mo gray-haired Weibo simply makes people laugh.

"No, I can't help it, I have to laugh again. ”

"I laughed so much that my stomach cramped. ”

"It's not a joke, it's really not a joke, hahahaha, thunder kills me. ”

"Is this analyst still alive, please recommend me another stock, I will definitely follow him in the opposite direction. ”

"Yes, yes, ditto, ask for the phone number of this securities analyst, it's a god. ”

"What to buy is down, what to sell is up, the god of stocks. ”

47 operations, 45 losses.

There is no one with such a loss record.

Even if you are a friend who doesn't speculate in stocks, when you see such a post, I'm afraid you will vomit blood with laughter.

And more importantly, this is not a joke, this is a living reality.

"It's over, the image of a securities analyst is completely finished in my eyes. ”

"What kind of securities analyst is this, my three-year-old son chooses stocks that are better than his. ”

"It turns out that these securities analysts are deceiving people like this, those friends who still believe in securities analysts, wake up. ”

In just two microblogs, the usually high-ranking securities analyst was instantly played by Mo Bai.

"Mo Bai, I call you mom. ”

"Grass, Mo Bai, I will give you a heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. ”

"Lao Tzu is going to fight with you. ”

Seeing Mo Bai's two jokes, the bull and bear were about to vomit blood.

He also thought that Mo Bai would discuss the stock market with them.

He still thought that Mo Bai would fight with them to analyze the securities market?

Just as they were about to analyze the securities market with Mo Bai and show their big arguments.

As a result, this girl didn't do anything, and even wrote two ways directly.

No, it's not two-handed, it's a one-trick.

The first hand is indeed a joke, but the second hand is the truth.

The one who recommended stocks 47 times and lost money 45 times turned out to be a securities analyst.

This has also become the biggest shame in the securities analysis circle.

It's just that although this kind of thing has happened before, it has been spread on a small scale, and most people don't know about it.

However, after Mo Bai's publicity of Weibo, a big V with tens of millions of fans, the reputation of a securities analyst was directly ruined.

"Damn, I kind of understand, where is this guy to analyze the stock market, this guy is here to make trouble. ”

"Well, this guy is a footballer, I thought he was stealing our jobs. ”

"Now I know, he really didn't come to steal our jobs, he came to smash our jobs. ”

"What should I do?"

"As soon as Mo Bai said this, dozens of my customers have quit the group. ”

"I have it too, although there are still some people in the group, but I just spoke, and they ignored it. ”

"So what now?"

A group of so-called securities analysts want to scold their mother, but they have been in the securities market for so long. After calming down, Niu Xiong said: "It's useless to say anything else, since this girl says so about us, let's have a real combat operation with him." ”

"Mr. Niu, the stock market is so bad now, can it work?"

"What's wrong with this, this guy thinks we're a braggart, so I'll let him see how good I am. ”

"Then give Mo Bai a challenge letter. ”

"Yes, if we don't make a name for ourselves, someone will mock us about it in the future. ”

"Okay, I'll contact the official website of TT Securities, and challenge it fairly, depending on whether he dares to take it. ”

More than a dozen securities analysts have divided the work, and a public challenge letter appeared on the official website of TT Securities.

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