Chapter 335: Meat Jokes
In addition to the top three who got the permission of the personal live broadcast room, all within 10,000 people have received huge rewards. Looking at the rich reward, the immortals who did not win the prize were envious, jealous and hateful.
With this bowl of chicken blood soup, the ordinary immortals at the bottom are more motivated. As long as you get this huge amount of spirit stones, you will not have to worry about having no spirit stones to cultivate in this life. And during the period, you don't have to fight and kill, intrigue, just pick up the lights and read at night, and it is enough to get a good score in the exam!
When the children of the poor family at the bottom were secretly making up their minds for a huge reward, the live broadcast room of Tang Tang on the other side was very lively, and the excitement couldn't stop.
After Tang Seng and Bi Ma Wen raised their hands to vote, all Lin Sansi's old fans were pulled in. It's like an old classmate reunion, and the ones who usually chat in the chat room in the live broadcast room of Sansi Brother in the later stage are all pulled in.
And the Western Buddhas who poured in after the final exam were not very popular with the immortals. In the past thousands of years, Rulai has been unscrupulous in the Three Realms, and although the peace of the Three Realms has been maintained, there are still many immortals who hate Rulai to the core.
"Okay! continue to pull, as long as it is a friend who can talk, pull hard!" Seeing that a fan was invited into Tang Tang's live broadcast room, Bi Ma Wen shouted excitedly.
"It's the Jade Emperor!"
Seeing that it is called "Brother Cannon of the Three Realms", everyone knows that this is the Jade Emperor, the helmsman of the Three Realms, without using their brains.
"Dear father-in-law, old father-in-law, kiss my father-in-law!" Seeing the big backer coming, Min Jun was so excited that he danced.
"Get out of the calf, don't be disgusting, and then talk nonsense and go directly to Zhuxiantai to kill yourself!"
After scolding Min Jun, the Jade Emperor glanced at the list of fans in Tang Tang's live broadcast room, if he was depressed by Min Jun at home last moment, then the Jade Emperor's tail will be lifted to the sky the next moment!
Glancing at Lin Sansi, who was an ordinary fan, the Jade Emperor only felt extremely happy in his heart, and finally he didn't have to endure a mortal who was in the limelight in front of him every day, pretending to be forced! Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor's big and small fat hands couldn't help but stroke his beard.
"Haha, stinky boy! It turns out that you have today!" the Jade Emperor scolded loudly, paused and shouted directly on the main screen of the live broadcast room: "Tang Tang, the widow ordered you to kick him immediately, immediately!"
Lin Sansi looked depressed, how many are there today? Before the Jade Emperor entered Tang Tang's live broadcast room, dozens of bastards in front of him also asked Tang Seng to kick him out of the live broadcast room. Although it was a joke, Lin Sansi couldn't see that these guys were usually stable in his live broadcast room, but in fact, they were all holding their breath!
"Brother Three Realms, do you really want to do this?" Lin Sansi asked with a smile.
"Nonsense!"
The Jade Emperor confidently hugged his hand, but the corners of his mouth were not finished, as long as the list of fans in Tang Tang's live broadcast room suddenly lost one person.
After a while, Brother Pao of the Three Realms, who had disappeared for half a minute, returned to the list of fans in Tang Tang's live broadcast room, and the Jade Emperor at this moment was so frightened that he wiped his sweat.
"What's the situation?stinky boy, you, how can you be so unscrupulous in Tang Seng's live broadcast room?" the Jade Emperor asked in disbelief.
Lin Sansi didn't answer, but only posted a series of arrogant emojis in the live broadcast room, what he wanted to express was, brother is snorting, how do you want to drop?
"Ma Dan! This is obviously the work of selling dog meat with a sheep's head!"
"Okay, Brother Three Realms, let's not worry about these little things first! Give you three seconds to prepare, if you don't give a reward of 100 million or 200 million or something, I Tang Tang will directly tell you to kick out of the live broadcast room! You can not believe in this evil, but you can challenge my ability?" Tang Seng said with a wicked smile.
"What? You dare to kick me even if you are fat! Are you tired of dying Tang Seng! Believe it or not, the widow will kill you in minutes?" the Jade Emperor stomped his feet in a big way, "Also, the widow will give you a chance to change your mind and change your face, and give me the live broadcast room, and the widow can ignore the past suspicions!"
"I said Brother Three Realms, is it interesting for you to scare Tang Tang? In addition, Tang Tang's live broadcast room can't be transferred by anyone other than me! So even if you pay attention to Tang Tang's live broadcast room, the money is spent, and in the end, the bamboo basket will be empty, don't blame Brother Sansi for not reminding you!" Lin Sansi said, "Is it Tang Tang?"
Tang Seng, who was broadcasting live, nodded with understanding, which means that Brother Sansi never writes when he lies.
Knowing that Tang Tang's live broadcast room was ironclad, the Jade Emperor was greatly disappointed. Although he couldn't get Tang Seng this one, the Jade Emperor still had a way to get another one for his own use.
Looking forward to the next final exam, we will turn things around in one fell swoop!
While chatting with the immortals in Tang Tang's live broadcast room, he listened to Tang Seng's super invincible pretending to boast!
During this period, one after another immortal families entered the Tang Tang live broadcast.
Chang'e, who everyone had been waiting for, had been making an appearance, and when they came to the live broadcast room, Feng Ling, Miao Yan and others stayed for less than three minutes, and they were scared away by the evil demon in Tang Tang's live broadcast room!
When the little doctor knocked on the door and entered, a crack opened in the door of the nurse's live broadcast room. The little doctor suddenly felt his blood gushing, took off his white coat with a snap, and opened the door lightly, guess what is your situation? Brother Sansi is not allowed to reveal information!" Tang Seng pretended to be mysterious, while the immortals in Tang Tang's live broadcast room looked curious.
"Tell me quickly, dead bald donkey! Did the nurses open it on purpose, or did it leave it for the little doctor? Or was it a 20-year-old nurse sister or a stunning head nurse? I guess it must be a stunning head nurse!" said Bi Ma Wen with a look of expectation.
"If you can deceive the little doctor, it must be a guy at the level of an old driver! Hehe, after entering the door, is it a uniform temptation, the pink coat is a pair of slender thighs on one side, and the upper body is horizontally seen as a peak on the side of the ridge, how is the old man analyzing?" Maitreya Buddha was so excited that he pinched it with his hand.
Min Jun also nodded vigorously, he felt that Maitreya Buddha had analyzed it very well!
"Don't bother, hurry up! Or Tang Tang's live broadcast style is in line with the taste of the widow, the color and flavor are complete!Crisp and tender, melt in your mouth!" The Jade Emperor was so anxious, "Is it that after the little doctor enters, he will stage a spring palace empty tour?"
The male compatriots in the entire Tang Tang live broadcast room are looking forward to it!
Seeing that his appetite had almost dropped, Tang Tang wiped his bald head and smiled cheaply at the corner of his mouth, "After the little doctor entered the door, he quickly stripped off the clothes on his body with his hands and feet! Reached out and ripped off the quilt on the big bed, because the woman on the big bed was not the 20-year-old cutie!
"What, Director?" the immortals widened.
"Well, it's the department director, and then he said something to the little doctor~" Tang Seng nodded.
"What?"
"Little brother, let my sister check how your organs are developing!"
Tang Tang's live broadcast room fell silent instantly, and only a few immortals with heavier tastes still had light in their eyes!
Seeing this, Lin Sansi silently went offline.
It's over, Tang Tang's live broadcast room is now a meat joke live broadcast room, "What's that, Tang Tang, you pay attention to the scale!" Lin Sansi said.
"No problem!" Seeing Lin Sansi go offline, Tang Seng smiled cheaply, "Come on, come on, brush down ten groups of 1314, let's move on to the next topic...... "