In the early morning, it is always so fresh and pleasant, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

Yefei was not in a good mood, and he was not even in the mood to enjoy the scenery outside.

Because his mouth was swollen into a sausage, and his whole body was hot, and he felt like his whole body was burning.

"Your sister's ...... It's so painful, how can it be swollen like this?"

Looking at himself in the mirror, Yefei felt loveless.

Because his two lips were swollen like sausages, and they looked like two fat sausages hanging on his mouth, which was extremely funny and miserable to see.

In addition, his blood was boiling, his heart was pounding, and he felt like a big stove, sweating profusely, and he wanted to jump into the river and take a cold shower.

"Fortunately, the evil qi in the body has been completely removed. ”

Yefei comforted himself in his heart.

This twin corpse mushroom can indeed get rid of evil energy, but the side effects are really big, making him feel what is called "destruction".

Even if you eat spicy Sichuan-style hot pot, there is no such terrible effect, and if you continue like this, you have to go to the anorectal department of the hospital to live.

Yefei didn't plan to try the black twin corpse mushrooms, so he had to go to the pharmacy first to buy some anti-inflammatory painkillers, and then buy some fat house happy water or something, and fill him with a few kilograms.

"I hope the pharmacy will be open. ”

Wearing a mask and going out, Ye Fei almost limped when he walked, his mouth was really swollen and his legs were swollen.

Well, it's the third leg that's swollen.

Yefei couldn't help but think of a piece of news.

A man who took a lot of Viagra in one go, suddenly felt nauseous, dizzy, and hallucinated, and his eyes were full of bewitching sluts, and he was sent to the hospital for treatment, and lay at home for a full week without getting better.

Not only was it difficult for him to walk, but his wife couldn't bear it, so he ran away with anger, and finally got better with the knife.

Belch!

If you continue like this, sooner or later you will have to go to the hospital and go under the knife.

Thinking of the picture of herself wearing women's clothes, Yefei had goosebumps all over her body.

Who knows, when he first stepped to the door of the pharmacy, he was stunned.

I saw a tall and graceful beauty, with a long skirt fluttering, a high nose bridge, slender eyes, light makeup on her face, beautiful and dignified, and a bald man with a figure like a gas tank strolling on the street.

He wanted to say hello, but he couldn't help but stop.

I'm rubbing!

Lao Wang Yanfu is not shallow.

I actually soaked in a young beauty.

This middle-aged man with fat brains, beard and belly, plus a Mediterranean hairstyle, looks more greasy than the pork guy in the vegetable market, and the measurements are the same, just like a long-legged gas canister.

Yes, the other party is Lao Wang, the director of the neighborhood committee.

It is said that people can't look good, the sea water can't fight, don't look at Lao Wang is a gas tank into a fine, I heard that people can have a villa and a few shops on the cross street.

Lao Wang's villa is in the garden villa area of Cross Street, a proper multi-millionaire, and he is the richest man in the entire block.

I heard that the other party is still divorced and single, as the director of the neighborhood committee, Lao Wang is very helpful, especially likes to help those single sisters or aunts, and is a friend of women who are willing to give.

Today's Lao Wang is in high spirits, wearing a small suit, and his head is shiny in the sun, like a light bulb with black hair.

He held a belly that was pregnant for ten months, with a smile on his cheeks, and he was extremely happy.

The two behaved intimately, hooked shoulders, talked and laughed, and looked like a newlywed.

And the beautiful woman around her is called a graceful figure, and the smiling one is called a sweet and moving one.

The beauty and the beast have been seen at night, but the beauty is shopping with a gas canister, and it is the first time he has seen it.

In the era of warriors, the strong are respected.

Lao Wang is a martial artist in the Liangyi Realm, and he has money, and they all say that powerful men will eat tender grass from old cows, but this tender grass is too tender, and the quality is too high.

"Wait, she's ...... Chun-Li!"

Ye Fei suddenly recognized the girl, and couldn't help but be shocked.

Isn't this beautiful and graceful beauty Chun-Li, the supermarket girl?

Lying on the earth-shattering grass!

The young and beautiful Chunli girl was raised by Lao Wang?

Rich people eventually become dependents, and it seems that there is no truth at all.

A little girl who was only sixteen or seventeen years old, so beautiful and moving, that she gave up a lot of money.

That's too materialistic, isn't it?

I really lost my eyes at night!

"Hey! The bloody plot in the TV movie novel actually happened. ”

Ye Fei watched the two of them coming, feeling distressed, his eyes rolled around, and he suddenly thought of something.

He was not the only one around who was looking at these two, but the rest of the people were also looking at these two, all with inexplicable eyes and pointing.

Proper Xiaomi with big money.

"Huh...... Yefei, what are you kid looking at? Think I won't recognize you if I wear a mask?"

Lao Wang's eyes were sharp, and he immediately noticed that Ye Fei was looking at him in front of him, so he simply greeted: "Let me introduce you, this person next to me is ......"

Wait!

Ye Fei raised his hand, stopped Lao Wang's intention to speak, and threw out a look that all men understand: "Lao Wang, don't say anything, I understand, you can only taste her sweetness if you have money, and you can taste her saltiness if you have money." ”

Chun-Li, who just wanted to say hello, was stunned: "???"

Lao Wang suddenly frowned: "Yefei, I don't have money to taste her sweetness, what does it mean to have money to taste her saltiness?"

This one...... Men should know that you are an old man who has been married.

Why put it so bluntly?

"Director Wang, let's tell you the truth, please don't swagger to show affection, this is equivalent to throwing a bomb into the pit, after all, you are a servant of the people, the director of the neighborhood committee!"

Ye Fei simply reminded.

"Throwing bombs into the pit...... What do you mean?"

Before Lao Wang could react, Chunli said in one sentence:

"You...... You're saying that my dad stirred up the manure (anger). ”

"Clever. ”

Ye Fei gave a thumbs up and sighed: "The sky is vast, the wilderness is vast, a pear tree presses begonias!"

As soon as he recited like this, a few spectators next to him secretly gave a thumbs up, praising this person for having a high enough level of education and describing it sincerely.

Lao Wang, Lao Wang, you are a lot older, but you have to soak such a little girl, you will be punished by heaven.

Ye Fei finished reciting the poem, but suddenly noticed that something was wrong: "Wait, whose father did you say stirred up the public dung?"

Chunli angrily pointed to the old Wang beside her: "My dad!"

"Your father?" you said Lao Wang is your father?"

Ye Fei was horrified, feeling that his kryptonite eyes were blinded.

He looked at the two of them carefully, left and right.

That's not right!

One is as beautiful as a flower, the other is shaped like a gas tank, the two are different in appearance and figure, and walking together is like two completely different species, and there should be no connection.

Although I heard that Lao Wang has a daughter, he has never met.

It's just that you don't even have the same surname, one surname is Chun and the other is surnamed Wang.

How could it be a father and daughter?

"Understood...... It's a godfather and a goddaughter!"

Ye Fei smashed his left fist into his right palm, and the case had been solved.

"Night Fly!"

Chun-Li pursed her lips.

"You kid......"

Lao Wang's face was gloomy, he put his arm around Chunli's shoulders, tightened his belly, and announced loudly: "This is my own daughter, although her name is Chunli, she is only surnamed her mother." ”

"I took my daughter out today for a blind date, and I ended up running into your kid. ”

Ye Fei listened and gasped again.

Suddenly, he looked at Lao Wang with an extremely sympathetic look, and his expression was very silent.

In a trance, he saw a "Hulk".

This father emitted endless green light, faintly realizing that the other party's Mediterranean Sea was actually a green Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

You can't go wrong!

Lao Wang was green by the old king next door.

"Five hundred years ago, it was one, why did the king bother the old king?"

Night Fly lamented.

Lao Wang noticed that this thing was looking at him strangely, with a sympathetic look, his face was like a pig's liver in an instant, and he felt that his old liver was aching faintly.

It's true that my daughter doesn't look like herself, more like her mother, but you don't need to emphasize it so much.

Grandma's a male!

Is it really made of mud?