Chapter 32: Squirting... Milk...

In the evening, Xue Ming, who came home from school, sat on the sofa and picked up his mobile phone. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Because they are all teaching at school today, or they are preparing lesson plans, and they are almost forty years old, wouldn't it be very good if people saw themselves holding their mobile phones and reading online novels?

So Xue Ming wisely kept the time for reading novels at home.

The wife who went home with him didn't stop when she got home, she was preparing dinner, and the six-year-old girl turned on the TV as soon as she got home, and her two big black eyes looked straight at the cartoon playing on the TV.

Xue Ming lay comfortably on the sofa, took out his mobile phone and read the novel.

Since discovering Enron's "Ling Tian", Xue Ming has been unable to stop chasing updates every day, chasing updates is a happy and painful thing, but today's update makes Xue Ming feel very surprised!

He didn't expect the author to be so powerful, and he updated eight chapters at once!

You know, this is a big chapter of 3,000 words, and eight chapters are 24,000 words!

At the thought of having so many words to read, Xue Ming felt extremely happy!

So, he took a closer look.

After reading it, Xue Ming showed an unfinished expression on his face, although there is no new setting in the new eight chapters, but this kind of fantasy novel is originally a new theme, and it can be said that every step is a new creation, so Xue Ming was very fascinated by it, and after reading it, he couldn't wait to take a knife and run to the author's house called An Ran, and put the knife on her head to force her to update.

Just like the joke on the Internet, give a sip of water to drink in one chapter, and give a sip of water to drink in one chapter!

Smiling, Xue Ming was about to close the web page, and at this time, suddenly he saw a button group number.

"Oh, it's actually a group of readers?"

Xue Ming was a little surprised, he thought that the author of this kind of thing had been prepared for a long time, but he didn't expect it to be done now, to be honest, as an uncle who is nearly forty years old, Xue Ming is not very interested in this kind of readership.

However, at this time, he copied the buckle group number by mistake, and then added it, Xue Ming was very lucky, and it happened to be added when Enron set up that he could join at will!

After adding it, Xue Ming was still a little surprised, he didn't expect him to add this?!

In the end, I can only laugh, and attribute it to the fact that the charm of this novel is too great, which caused him to be like this!

Since he joined, Xue Ming also opened the group, and seeing those people farting one by one, Xue Ming did not join, after all, as a thirty-eight-year-old uncle, he always felt a little out of place with other group friends.

However, these people chatted quite interestingly, and some people talked about the development of the plot, and Xue Ming watched it with interest.

But I don't know when it started, suddenly the building was crooked, and it became a discussion about whether the author was a man or a woman.

Xue Ming was also a little curious in his heart, he thought that the author was a boy, this was not discrimination, mainly as a literati, he thought that he could still tell whether a person was a man or a woman from the style of writing in general.

The style of men's writing is generally more coarse, and the girls' style is mainly more delicate, so it's not easy to compare, but if you go to watch the male frequency text and then go to the female frequency text, you will have a deep feeling!

Generally, a small thing may be passed by by the male author, but the female author is extremely detailed.

Of course, there are alternatives, but after all, there are relatively few of them.

Because of this situation, although Xue Ming felt that the author might be a boy, he wouldn't say anything, as a thirty-eight-year-old uncle, Xue Ming didn't want to be slapped in the face, so he happily was a melon-eating crowd.

However, quietly some people like to die, when a certain brother said that if the author was a girl, he would broadcast Guoben live and plug in the fan, Xue Ming was drinking the yogurt that his daughter put on the table, and when he saw this, he directly squirted out the yogurt in his mouth.

It's so good that he can't die, and his daughter just happened to be sitting in front of him, so the yogurt sprayed directly on his daughter's hair.

The little cutie glanced back at the yogurt in Xue Ming's hand, as well as the yogurt on his head, and immediately cried.

“......”

"What's wrong, what's going on?!"

Hearing her daughter's cry, her wife, who was in the kitchen, immediately ran out.

"Woooooo Mom and Dad secretly drank other people's yogurt, and even got the yogurt on other people's heads. ”

"Little girl, don't cry, don't cry. ”

Seeing his wife's puzzled eyes, Xue Ming put the yogurt on the table with a smile, coughed and said, "That... I just drank a little bit of that, and I just watched a little bit of something, and I was fascinated by it, and I accidentally got it on my daughter. ”

"You said you were such a big person, why are you still like a child. ”

"Ahem... Isn't that careless......"

Xue Ming finally knew what it meant to be speechless, watching his wife take his pitiful daughter with red and swollen eyes to the bathroom, Xue Ming was really left with a wry smile, and the others didn't know what to do.

At this time, he picked up the mobile phone and gritted his teeth again, but when he saw the author appear, Xue Ming was grateful that he had not eaten or drunk water now, or maybe he would spray again!

"Hold the grass?!Enron is really a girl?!"

Xue Ming's whole person was so shocked that he almost jumped.

......

Just when Xue Ming was extremely surprised, there was a brief silence in the group because of An Ran's appearance, because of her words, and then it boiled!

"Hold the grass, hold the grass, hold the grass, hold the grass?!The author is actually a girl?!, really fake?!" A group member burst into four foul words to express the shock in his heart.

"Girl?!Is it a girl?"

"666, this matter, the old iron who said that he wanted the cock to plug in the fan, please start your performance!"

"Please start your show +1"

"Please start your show +2"

"Please start your performance +10086"

Looking at the boiling group of friends, An Ran couldn't help laughing, and there was a sense of joy in his heart that the prank was successful.

And some of the group members said they couldn't believe it, but most of the group members were in Aite with the old iron who said that he wanted the chicken to plug in the fan.

Perhaps frightened by the sudden appearance of An Ran, those group friends swiped hundreds of pieces before the old iron came out.

Lao Tie sent a line: "Who knows if what the author said is true or false?"

"Yikes. Do you want to escape?" some people saw his intentions.

But some other people are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and they have coaxed: "The author is going to blow up the photos, so that this old iron heart can be convinced." ”

"The author blew up!"

"Flash+1"

"Burst + pi. ”

Enron: "......"

Looks like you've dug a hole for yourself, right?