Mr. and Mrs. Gu's daily dog abuse (1)

a. About staying power

On this day, Mrs. Gu chatted with Jiang Daxing on WeChat, as we all know, Jiang Daxing's thinking is relatively out-of-the-box, often thinking about what is one, thinking of what to say, and never considering the consequences when talking to acquaintances, so their topics became more and more deviant, and finally deviated to all kinds of indescribable. [โ‰ค eight [โ‰ค eight [โ‰ค read [โ‰ค book, .โ–ฝ.oโˆš

"How many times a week do you and your Mr. Gu have? How many rounds are there at a time? How many postures are there in a round? How long is one posture?"

"This ......"

"Tell me quickly, I always feel that TAM is a little abnormal, every time he is like an old virgin who hasn't opened meat for more than ten years, every time he tosses me so much that he wants to kick him out of bed, will your Mr. Gu too?"

"The ......"

"Don't be embarrassed, do you still have any concerns with me?"

Mrs. Gu was naturally thin-skinned, even if she was a best friend, she didn't dare to talk about it, but she couldn't help but think about it in her heart, folded her hands, counted it in the end, and found that it seemed to be ...... Every time...... She's all ...... Well, I'm confused, and I can't count it.

So that night, after being knocked down by Mr. Gu again, she decided to count carefully, and for this reason, she also deliberately put a small alarm clock at the head of the bed, ready to look at the time at any time, she thought that she was careful and not found by anyone, but forgot that her Mr. Gu had a very strong observation ability, and found that she was always looking at time, so she naturally thought of what she was doing, funny and angry, leaned over and bit her earlobe: "I can't see that Mrs. Gu cares so much about this kind of thing." โ€ใ€‚

Mrs. Gu blushed and didn't know how to explain, and Mr. Gu didn't intend to listen to her explanation, so he quickly involved her in love, changing directions and angles to bully her, and it was extremely persistent, so that Mrs. Gu only remembered that she was vague in the past, and it was not over at one time......

The next day, Mrs. Gu got up with her sore waist, hugged the computer and sent a message to Jiang Daxing - she felt that her body was hollowed out. ๏ผˆโ—โ€”โ—๏ผ‰

b. About posture

One day, when Mrs. Gu was looking at the design drawings while taking the baby at home, the computer jingled, and a small box appeared in the lower right corner, showing that someone had sent her a document offline, and she saw that it was sent by Jiang Daxing, so she didn't think much about downloading it directly and opening it, glanced at the corner of her eye, and was instantly stunned on the spot, almost throwing her son out of her arms.

This is an app, the big title is 'Thirty-six kinds of room in the house', the subtitle is 'The magic weapon of harmonious life between husband and wife', the first picture in the eye is a very shameful, Mrs. Gu quickly covered her son's eyes with one hand, and hurriedly turned off the screen with the other hand, but Jiang Daxing sent her a message again.

"Blessed and shared. โ€

Mrs. Gu replied shamefully: "Where are you looking for these things!"

"T Bao is fifty yuan a set, and there is a video, or not?"

"You're a goddess! How can you buy these things!"

"The goddess also has to have sex, and the goddess's sex life has to be colorful, you click on it to see, is there a feeling of discovering a new world?"

Mrs. Gu had already quickly thrown the documents into the trash.

But Jiang Daxing didn't know, she was still gushing and describing: "Really, I know that after reading these illustrations, I know that ** can also be so varied, little shrimp, let your Mr. Gu learn well, absolutely stimulating, enhance the relationship between husband and wife, and improve the quality of life." โ€

Mrs. Gu immediately replied: "Don't send me these again!

Jiang Daxing: "โ•ญ(โ•ฏ^โ•ฐ)โ•ฎ"

Mr. Gu came home in the evening, and saw Mrs. Gu busy in the kitchen, since she had a child, she preferred to do everything by herself, and at this time she was cooking rice cereal for the child, the orange light in the kitchen shone on her, like a layer of warm light around her, she was wearing pink wool, wearing an off-white apron, her hair was tied into a ball, revealing a snow-white neck, and she was alive.

He walked over, hugged her from behind, and gently rubbed her bare skin with his chin, his chin had stubble, it was a little itchy to grind like this, Mrs. Gu couldn't help but dodge for a while, and said with a smile: "Don't make trouble, I'm about to spill the porridge." โ€

Mr. Gu just snorted in response, but he didn't want to let go of her at all, but became more and more excessive, reaching into her wool.

Mrs. Gu was able to hold back at first, but then he was really provoked to the point that she had no choice but to put down the rice cereal, and Mr. Gu saw that he became more and more excessive, directly picked up the person and sat on the stove, raised his head to kiss her, and his hand became more and more excessively teasing her, and after a while, his Mrs. Gu was teased by him so that the corners of her eyes were flushed and she gasped.

Realizing that he was emotional, Mrs. Gu was a little embarrassed and said, "Don't ...... here."

Mr. Gu ignored her completely, turned around with her, turned from the stove to the dining table, and untied his clothes flexibly with his fingers, and after a while, he fell to the ground.

In the well-lit kitchen, the woman's clothes are half-faded, her apron is hanging loosely, and she is pressed by the man on her body on the cold mahogany table to play wantonly, and she makes irrepressible "", and the intermittent whimpering sound is like an aphrodisiac, constantly urging the heat to climb in the air.

Mrs. Gu found that Mr. Gu was a little wrong today, ** came too suddenly, and there were many tricks, she was like a lonely sail on the high tide of the sea, passively undulating, unable to stop, there was no other way but to bear it.

By the end of the play, it was already three hours later, the child in the bedroom had woken up, wow wow crying, Mrs. Gu was weak, barely opened her eyes, pushed Mr. Gu, who still refused to get up from her, and asked him to coax the child, Mr. Gu kissed her on the center of her eyebrows, picked her up horizontally, put her in the bathtub in the bathroom, and then went out to see the child.

Mrs. Gu fell asleep groggily in the warm water, until she felt another person squeezed in the bathtub, then she opened her eyes and asked in a daze, "Where is the child?"

"I ate rice porridge and fell asleep. Mr. Gu took a bath bomb and scrubbed it on her, obviously through the sponge, but she was stroked up and down by him like this, and the cells under the skin were about to move again, and she couldn't help rubbing it, and the person behind her chuckled, biting her earlobe and saying, "Mrs. Gu's appetite is getting bigger and bigger." โ€

Mrs. Gu was red from the root of her ears to her neck.

The next day, Mrs. Gu couldn't get up at all, and she also learned that Jiang Daxing not only sent her the document, but also sent a copy to Mr. Gu, and made up words such as 'Xiao Xiami says your posture is too single', 'Xiao Xiami lets you study hard', and 'Xiao Xiami says ......' to stimulate Mr. Gu, so Mr. Gu ......

In the end, Mrs. Gu, who learned the truth, burst into tears and sent a few grenades to Jiang Daxing to represent her mood.

c. About the second child

After marriage, the Gu couple never deliberately restrained or made protective words in sexual affairs, and they have always had a casual attitude on whether to have a third child, and they didn't deliberately think about it, they were pregnant when they were pregnant, anyway, their family couldn't afford to raise them, and it was more fun to have multiple children.

On this day, Mrs. Gu boiled fish porridge, ready to add some protein to the two children, before eating, she tried it herself as usual to see if it would be hot, but only to touch a little rice porridge, she felt a churning stomach, couldn't help retching twice, Mr. Gu, who was working in the study, heard the voice and came out to see, seeing her like this, his eyebrows were slightly raised, he poured a glass of water and handed it to her, and put his hand on her stomach, Mrs. Gu stiffened, and looked up at him incredibly.

Mr. Gu asked, "Go to the hospital?"

"No, unlikely. Mrs. Gu calmed down and carefully calculated her menstrual period, that is, these few days, "Wait, I'll see it in a few days." "If you wait a few days and you haven't had your menstrual period yet, it's not too late to go for a check-up.

Mr. Gu naturally had no opinion, but he also unconsciously made a posture to protect her, hugged his daughter sitting on her lap to himself, and fed the two children instead of her.

After coaxing the two children to fall asleep at night, Mrs. Gu returned to bed, Mr. Gu was lying on the bed reading magazines, casually threw the magazines aside, pulled her into his arms, rubbed her temples, and whispered: "Mom has always wanted to help us take care of the children, and when Ah Rui and Ah Sheng are older, let them go to Mom's place to live for a while occasionally." โ€

Mrs. Gu said a little nervously, "They are only one year old. โ€

"I'm not saying now, when they're older, two or three years old. Mr. Gu held her hands and played with them, "Anyway, it's not far away, you can see them at any time if you want to." โ€

So to speak. Mrs. Gu nodded in agreement, paused, suddenly realized something, raised her head and looked at him with a smile, "Are you thinking about your second child? I'm not necessarily really pregnant, you're thinking too long, right?"

Mr. Gu raised his eyebrows: "After all, we all work so hard, and it's not surprising that we are pregnant." โ€

That's just as well.

Mrs. Gu turned over and rolled into the quilt, looking longing: "Three children...... It looks good when you think about it. โ€

The next day was the weekend, Mr. Gu took the two children out for a walk, walked around and came back, Mrs. Gu had already prepared breakfast, and she ate some in advance, and then began to feed the two children, and when Mr. Gu finished eating, he would be replaced to feed the children.

Unlike other young parents who are in a hurry, their husband and wife have a tacit understanding of taking care of their children in an orderly manner, so except for Mrs. Gu's work, which is very busy and hires a nanny, they take care of the family themselves at other times, but if there is another one, there must be one more person to take care of it, so Mr. Gu only mentioned Gu's mother last night.

Mrs. Gu was eating, watching the two children make noises, their eyes were staring at her darkly, and occasionally the corners of their mouths looked like they were laughing, which made people's hearts soften.

One more kid like that?

It doesn't seem to be bad.

Mrs. Gu was looking forward to it even more, and she couldn't wait for a few days later, when the two children fell asleep, she slipped downstairs and ran to the hospital for examination, there were many people in the hospital on weekends, Mrs. Gu sat on the bench and waited to be shouted, she was bored, a pair of black leather shoes suddenly appeared in front of her, she looked up and looked, it was not who her Mr. Gu was.

"Mr. Gu, why are you here, child?"

Mr. Gu's face was not good, and he glared at her fiercely: "Mom happened to come over, so I let Mom take care of it." Who allowed you to come alone?"

"I'm not looking at the need for someone to take care of the children at home, and it's nothing. โ€โ–ณโ‰งโ–ณโ‰ง๏ผŒ

Mr. Gu swept around, this is the B ultrasound room, and the mothers-to-be who come here are usually accompanied by their husbands or "", but she is the only one sitting on the bench alone, like an abandoned woman.

"What's this called?"

Mrs. Gu didn't care so much, but Mr. Gu was obviously angry now, so the fool talked back to him and bumped into the muzzle.

So she said with a very sincere look: "In my heart, you are everywhere and all the time." โ€

"I'm not dead yet. โ€

Mrs. Gu: "......"

Can you still talk about love?