Chapter Eighty-Eight: Shi Xiaoxiao Makes Porridge
Shi Xiaoxiao came to Ma Tianyao's side depressedly to help collect the money, and sighed while collecting the money.
"Alas, it's a pity, Jun gave birth to me early, and I was still young...... If only he were three years older, he would just be able to hold my gold brick......"
"Bah, don't be ashamed, can you let the children go?
"I was not born, and I was old. You hate me for being late, and I hate you for being early. I know this poem, but I think it's a pity, this meadow town, he and I are on the right side......"
Shi Xiaoxiao looked sentimental, Ma Tianyao directly took a rice spoon and gave her a rice spoon, knocking her and screaming pain.
"Don't be a nymphomaniac, love, child, fetish? It's only the first year of junior high school, what's wrong? I don't see that I'm going to die?"
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Business was particularly hot in the morning, before seven o'clock, most of them were guests brought by Shi Xiaoxiao, and most of the students who came after that were students who got up to go to school.
To go to school, there are three roads in total, although this one is not the most crowded, but there are a lot of rents nearby, and the landlord's house alone lives in dozens of people.
It's just that most of these students are poor children, and few can afford to eat for five yuan, and many children come to ask the price and leave in embarrassment.
Seeing this scene, Shi Xiaoxiao volunteered to raise his hand.
"Tianyao, why don't you give me a stove, I will also cook porridge, a bowl will be sold for one yuan, one to generate income for our store, and the other is to ......"
"Second, save it, don't smash my signboard......"
"I think I can try it......"
"Try Mao, you haven't been in the kitchen in Dalian since you were a child, and you still boil white porridge?"
"But I've fed pigs, cooking for pigs, cooking for people, it's probably about the same......"
Shi Xiaoxiao's throat went down, and all the guests who ate in the store sprayed, and an old man choked on coughing because of this, and almost had to be sent to the hospital for rescue.
Ma Tianyao smiled at everyone awkwardly, and then glared at Shi Xiaoxiao fiercely. He lowered his voice and scolded.
"What? You still want to feed your guests like pigs?"
Shi Xiaoxiao hurriedly explained.
"No, I mean...... I really want to expand our turnover, so let me try, didn't you say it...... If I can remove the lid of the pot, the dog will boil white porridge, and I can compare to the dog?"
"It's really possible ......"
"You ......"
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In the end, Shi Xiaoxiao still persuaded Ma Tianyao that after nine o'clock in the morning, almost no one would come to breakfast. After the last wave of customers dispersed, the store was a lot more relaxed, Ma Tianyao originally wanted to guide Shi Xiaoxiao, but this thing didn't know whether he was afraid of shame or shyness, so he had to let Ma Tianyao go back to the dormitory to rest first.
After Ma Tianyao shook her head and left, she laughed.
"Why don't you just boil a porridge? I can be stupider than a dog? When I boil it and sell it secretly, even if it costs a bowl for a dollar, a pot will cost at least a hundred yuan! When the time comes...... I can drink black tea, eat barbecue, eat potato chips, drink milk tea......"
Shi Xiaoxiao's saliva was about to flow into the pot, wiped his saliva, and then muttered to the pot again.
"Is this TM water or rice first?"
Or...... Bring the oil to a boil? No, no, the white porridge doesn't seem to use vegetable oil, right?"
"Or ...... Draw lots to decide?"
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After muttering for ten minutes, Shi Xiaoxiao finally decided to take the most reliable way - call Ma Tianyao.
Honk......
"Hey, Tianyao, are you asleep?"
"If there's a fart, let it go!"
"Hehe, it's actually nothing, it's just that I miss you a little bit all of a sudden......"
"It's okay, I'm hanging!"
"Oops...... Don't hang up, what am I doing...... I just haven't boiled porridge in years, I want to ask you what you want to do first?"
"The first step? The first step is to heat up the oil pan!"
"Do you want to add vegetable oil to the oil pot?" Hey, I'll just say, wait, I'll look for vegetable oil......
Hanging up the phone, Shi Xiaoxiao seriously found vegetable oil in the store, and ten minutes later......
She called Ma Tianyao again.
Honk......
"Tianyao, where did you put the vegetable oil?"
"Vegetable oil, are you going to fry rice?"
"You're not ......"
Shi Xiaoxiao suddenly came to his senses and said with a smile.
"You're really naughty, I was joking with you just now, okay, now I'm testing you, what do you do in the first step of boiling white porridge?"
"Lift the lid first!"
"I ......"
Shi Xiaoxiao almost scolded and endured it for a long time before he laughed.
"Okay, allow you to skin it again, now let's talk about it, what is the first step?"
"Okay, I'll be serious this time, listen carefully!"
"Good, good!"
Shi Xiaoxiao clenched his fists excitedly, and then cried when he heard what Ma Tianyao said on the phone.
"Ahem, you look in the mirror first. ”
"What are you looking for mirrors?"
"Let's see if you're cooking!"
"Aciba...... I Nima ......"
Honk...... Honk...... Honk......
The call was hung up, and the call was made again, and the call was made in seconds......
"I'm going to kill you, you wait, I'll kill you right away when I get back!!"
"You're going to kill me, I'm waiting for you, and I'll see if I come back and don't kill you stinky girl!!"
"Huh, grandpa?"
Shi Xiaoxiao looked at the phone number, and then his face immediately turned green, and he wanted to explain a few words to his grandfather, but the phone was hung up, and a minute passed.
Her dad sent her a WeChat voice.
"Daughter, what are you playing with? Your grandfather chased me three streets with a knife just now, I don't dare to go back at night, Dad really begs you, don't be angry with your grandfather or not???"
Shi Xiaoxiao's mouth trembled, and after a long time, she gritted her teeth and scolded.
"Ma Tianyao, you dare to transfer the number call to my grandfather's mobile phone, okay, I'm going to duel with you!!"
With that, she sharpened her fingernails on the whetstone......
In the end, Ma Tianyao still boiled the porridge, although the process was tortuous, but the result was that she really boiled it out.
At first, she first added water to the pot and then poured some rice.
Ten minutes later, after the fire, Ma Tianyao, who was sitting next to him playing with his mobile phone, suddenly heard a popping sound, turned his head to look, and immediately exploded.
"Ahhh......h
White foam began to bubble around the lid, and then the whole lid clanged, and then the lid was overturned by the gas, and it was like a monster in the pot, flipping and moving.
"Ah......hh Come on, it's going to explode! It's going to explode!!."
She ran back and forth in the store, howling incessantly, and finally she was so frightened that she kicked the pot away with one kick, and spilled the soup and water all over the floor.
The pot was kicked out and rolled on the ground countless times, and finally came to a stop with a whirl.
After she stabilized her emotions, she ran over to see that the whole pot had been seriously deformed, but fortunately, this was an aluminum pot, and it hadn't been broken, otherwise she would have really cried.
Quickly picked up the hot pot and pinched it back and forth, but the result was impossible to recover at all.