Just when Xiahou Chun hesitated to eat or not, Zhan Taoxian suddenly frowned, and said in an unkind tone:

"What, don't you think it tastes good? Are you questioning my skills?"

Xiahou Chun was suddenly shocked, and thought to himself, it is rare that Zhan Taoxian is in a good mood today, he takes the initiative to cook a rare time in a century, and kindly feeds him personally, if he doesn't eat, it will inevitably be too hurtful. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

And if Zhan Taoxian was sad and shed tears, then Xiahou Chunke would be distressed.

Thinking of this, Xiahou Chun gritted his teeth and made a difficult decision, a manly man, how could he be afraid of a bite of fried rice?

So two decisive glances suddenly shot out of his eyes, and he looked at death as if he were at home, and shouted in his heart:

"I smiled at the sky with my horizontal knife, and I went to save the liver and gall bladder!"

The next moment, he suddenly opened his bloody mouth!

Boom!

Xiahou Chun's head suddenly buzzed, as soon as the fried rice entered his mouth, there was a strange taste, at this moment, Xiahou Chun finally realized what it means to knock over the five-flavor bottle, this fried rice is five flavors, more than a dozen flavors!

Xiahou Chun chewed slowly, and every time he chewed, the feeling of nausea increased several times, and the strong desire to vomit constantly hit his throat, making the base of his tongue twitch violently, and he wanted to vomit out at all times......

I saw that Xiahou Chun's facial muscles kept trembling, almost twisted, but in order not to let Zhan Taoxian see it, in order not to let the little girl's love be hit, the great Xiahou Jun could only sacrifice himself, he bit the tip of his tongue, stopped vomiting with pain, and desperately endured it, so the expression on his face, like dry stool, was extremely entangled!

"Quack!"

Suddenly, a crisp sound of crumbling came from Xiahou Chun's mouth, it was his teeth biting a piece of sand, almost breaking his teeth.

"How's it going?"

Zhan Taoxian stared at a pair of watery eyes, leaned his little head in front of Xiahou Chun, and asked with a look of concern and expectation.

Xiahou Chun swallowed the rice with difficulty, and was silent, and after a while, he took a deep breath and said slowly to Zhan Taoxian:

"Not bad, taste...... The taste is really good, no wonder it is called jumping rice, I also have an urge to jump up after eating, it is really worthy of the name, the owner is really powerful, can make such a powerful fried rice, admire, admire. ”

"But why do you burst into tears when you speak?"

Zhan Taoxian asked with a puzzled expression, looking at Xiahou Chun a little strangely.

I saw Xiahou Chun constantly shedding tears, his expression was quite weird, like crying and laughing, it looked so strange.

Seeing Zhan Taoxian's curious baby's appearance, Xiahou Chun strongly doubted in her heart whether she was pretending, such an unpalatable meal, she even asked him how it tasted, didn't she taste it herself when she cooked!

But thinking so in his heart, on the surface, Xiahou Chun didn't dare to say so, so he looked up to the sky and laughed, with tears on his face, and said things that he didn't believe:

"Woo... Because it was so delicious, I was so happy that I burst into tears, woo... Such a delicious meal, you can only eat it once, what should I do if I can't eat it in the future......!

Xiahou Chun wept bitterly and said with a sincere face.

While wiping his tears, he thought to himself, with such strong acting skills, it would be a shame not to act in spy movies, if "The Pretender" 2 is released, he will definitely be able to play the male lead.

"I knew it must be delicious, when it was first fried, it was so fragrant, I didn't even want to taste a bite myself, come, take another bite, you have to eat all the fried rice I worked so hard to make." ”

As he spoke, Zhan Taoxian filled a big spoonful of fried rice and sent it to Xiahou Chun's mouth.

Looking at the big spoonful full of black gas, Xiahou Chun shed tears of humiliation, and shouted in his heart:

The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will not return it once he eats fried rice......

Ten minutes later.

Xiahou Chun finally ate a whole large plate of fried rice, with an unfinished expression on his face.

Zhan Taoxian was very satisfied with it, and felt a great sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, so he patted Xiahou Chun's shoulder, smiled happily and said:

"If you like it, I'll make you a more generous one in the evening, I've already thought about it, I'm going to make an upgraded version in the evening, add more condiments to increase some nutrition, the name, it's called Super Invincible God-like Flying Love Fried Rice!"

Xiahou Chun's face turned green, and he asked in a hoarse voice:

"Why did the name become Feitian again......"

Zhan Taoxian tilted his head, narrowed his eyes, and said with a grin:

"Because that fried rice will be more delicious than the one you eat, you will be happier, and you will fly to the sky happily. ”

Xiahou Chun suddenly realized, then rolled his eyes and fainted directly.

"Ah, what's wrong with you!"

Zhan Taoxian was taken aback and hurriedly shouted.

……

In the evening, Xiahou sat on the sofa watching TV in pure prostration, his face was pale.

Just now, after eating a large plate of flying fried rice, he vomited eight times in the toilet on the pretext of urinating!

In the end, for fear of arousing Zhan Taoxian's suspicion, the clever Xiahou Jun praised Zhan Taoxian and said:

Fried rice is not only nutritious, but also diuretic and kidney-strengthening!

However, although it has endured some inhumane torture, it is not without benefits;

The good thing is that Zhan Taoxian's mood index has increased a lot, which can barely be regarded as a little comfort for Xiahou Chun.

At this time, Xiahou Chun turned his head to look at Zhan Taoxian beside him, and found that he was watching a TV series called "You from the Orangutan" playing on TV with relish.

So the corners of Xiahou Chun's mouth twitched, and sure enough, no matter what world they are in, little girls like those little and fresh youth idol dramas, especially Zhan Taoxian.

And because Zhan Moss Fairy likes to watch it, Xia Houchun also watched a lot, Xia Houchun felt that this TV series was actually not interesting, it was about a savage boy from the orangutan tribe, and the story of love and hatred that occurred when he returned to normal society.

But why is this TV series so popular with girls, Xiahou Chun really can't understand, is it because the actor is handsome?

So Xiahou Chun glanced at the male protagonist on TV, and saw that the man's face was very white, his body was as thin as a girl, he had no muscles at all, he spoke well, his mother was not good, and he didn't have any masculinity at all.

Such a boy is called a cream boy if it sounds good, and if it is not good, it is a sissy.

But the little girls and aunts still love them so much that they can't wait to marry them.

Alas, Xiahou Chun sighed, indignant in his heart, this is obviously the spiritual poison of the flowers of the motherland!

This is clearly the other side of the sea, the Kimchi Empire, which claims to be the largest country in the universe, has infiltrated the culture of Huaxia!

As for why that country was named Kimchi Empire, it is because legend has it that when their ancestors looked at the map one day, they thought that the shape of their country was very similar to a spicy cabbage, so on a whim, they named it Kimchi Empire!

After staying for a while, Xiahou Chun saw that the soap opera was really boring, so he secretly touched the remote control, and then suddenly shouted:

"The pot is open!"

"Huh!?The pot is boiling?"

Zhan Taoxian was startled and immediately ran to the kitchen, so Xiahou Chun took the opportunity to change the channel elsewhere, and when Zhan Taoxian came back complaining "where is the pot opened", the TV show was shocked and turned into news 60 minutes!

"Huh, why don't you act?"

Zhan Taoxian muttered to herself suspiciously.

She hadn't reacted yet.

So Xiahou Chun hurriedly explained: "This is a temporary broadcast of news, which was forcibly jumped by the TV station. ”

As a result, Zhan Taoxian really believed it, and at this time an important news happened to be broadcast in the news, saying that a dangerous terrorist fled to our city, please pay attention to safety, once found, immediately call the police, and the reward is 100,000!

Xiahou Chun and the others were taken aback, the bonus is 100,000 yuan, they are really willing to pay for it, this can already buy a similar car.

"If only we could catch him, then there would be a 100,000 prize."

Zhan Taoxian looked excited, and said with little stars in her eyes.

Xiahou Chun couldn't help but hit her and said: "You can get it, don't catch the gangster when the time comes, but I became his hostage, and was accidentally killed by a sniper."

"Hmph, just your crow's mouth!"

Zhan Taoxian said with an unhappy face, but as soon as her voice fell, she was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then her face turned red, and after shouting "I'm going back to the house to sleep", she ran back to the house in a panic with her skirt covered, leaving Xiahou Chun with a confused face.

"What's the situation?"

Xiahou Chun looked confused, and said to himself, this happened too suddenly, Zhan Taoxian was watching TV well, but suddenly ran back to the house, what's the matter?

But it didn't take long for Xiahou Chun to have a little clue, thinking of Zhan Taoxian's sudden blushing face just now, and Zhan Taoxian's action of covering his skirt when he ran back to the house, the god-like Xiahou Jun suddenly thought of a possibility.