Chapter 577: The annual meeting of the lazy god department
On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the Lazy God Club, which had been busy throughout the Spring Festival, was finally idle, according to the previously announced plan, three days before and after the fifteenth day of the first month, the Lazy God Hall pushed away all reservations and gave the employees who had been busy for most of the year a three-day holiday.
However, as one of the current helmsmen of the Lazy God Hall, Sun Xingwang can't be idle, he has to prepare for the evening party.
At the end of the year, the Lazy God Department, which had just been established for less than a year, did not hold an annual meeting, and now it can finally be made up.
Nanming requires that each of the CEOs must put out a show, and he himself is no exception, of course, he has to take the lead.
This annual meeting Nanming is not too tall, tall things need everyone to prepare to be busy, and they have to be busy again, now it is to get something fun for everyone to have fun, have fun, there are not many programs, and there are a lot of prizes.
With such a good thing, everyone naturally came, even if it was someone who had to go to school tomorrow.
Nanming's program is behind Zhao Gaofeng, Zhao Gaofeng and a large group of brothers made a magnificent chorus, "The wind is roaring, the horses are roaring, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring......"
A group of hot-blooded men roared on the stage, shaking everyone's eardrums to burst, and they couldn't help but boil and applaud.
Then there was another round of lottery, and after giving away a lot of prizes, Nanming came on the field.
As soon as he entered the arena, the screams from the audience rang out.
Nanming's daily dressing style is very casual, mostly sportswear, outdoor wear, comfortable and close-fitting, and today, he changed into a black suit, white shirt, black bow tie, well-dressed, as if attending a cocktail party.
Such an appearance. Immediately caused the people below to scream, Liu Xinyu's voice was the loudest: "Senior brother, senior brother, you are so handsome, I want to fall in love with you!"
The bottom burst into laughter.
The music sounded, and several backup dancers came on the stage, also wearing a suit and tie, and a floor-to-ceiling microphone was placed in front of Nan Ming, and Nan Ming was holding the floor-standing microphone. Falsetto:
“Ibeonmysuitandtieshit,tieshit,tie。
I was in a uniform, a tie.
Ibeonmysuitandtieshit,tieshit。
I was in a uniform, a tie
CanIshowyouafewthings?
Can I show you?
Afewthings,afewthings,littlebaby,cause
Show my uniform temptation, baby, because
Ibeonmysuitandtieshit,tieshit。
I'm in a uniform and tie ......"
On the stage, Nan Ming held the microphone and danced to the music, dancing in a sassy, cheap, cute and handsome manner. As soon as he started to speak, the people below immediately burst into laughter, and when Nanming started dancing, the people below got up and screamed.
At this time, you can see the generation gap, Nan's father and Nan's mother have a "what" expression on their faces, they don't know what everyone is high, Nan's father asked Xu Yafei, who was quite calm next to him: "What is your uncle singing about?"
"Oh, this song is by Justin Timberlake. It's called "suit&tie", which translates to "suit and tie". Xu Yafei said. In fact, this song, if it is paraphrased, should be called "Suit Temptation", of course, Xu Yafei didn't dare to say this to Nan's father and Nan's mother.
The song comes from American superstar, Justin Timberlake, the American singer who once fell in love with Britney and was originally born as a superboy. He has won six Grammy Awards and four Emmy Awards, and is very good in terms of style and attitude towards music, and was once considered the most likely successor to Michael Jackson. has become a new generation of pop kings, but this Boss Jia likes to do not do his job, he has nothing to do and run to make movies and make investments, and music has become a ticket game.
On the stage, Nan Ming took out a handkerchief from his left pocket, waved it handsomely, a few simple dance moves, but very handsome, and fascinated the audience below, standing in a corner, the waitresses of the Lazy God Hall have begun to collectively shout: "Mr. Nan, we want to give you a monkey!"
Nan Dad thought carefully for a while, nodded suddenly, and felt that he had figured it out: "Oh, I know, that Justin is the ...... of many scandals"
"No, uncle, that's Justin Bieber, it's different!" Liu Xinyu next to him heard it and shook his head again and again.
"Different? Then why are these two people called Bieber, and what is the relationship between them?" Nan Ma said.
"It's not a big deal. Xu Yafei wiped a handful of sweat and said, how should he explain it to Nan Ma? After thinking for a while, he had a good analogy, "These two people are like Jay Chou and TFboy, powerful and idol, and they can't beat ...... eight poles."
Who would have thought that Tie Niu stepped forward and punched him in the chest: "Brother Yafei, you are too bad! Who said that TFboy is an idol, do you know how hard TFboy they work hard?
But soon Tie Niu showed a look of infatuation on the stage again: "But my brother Nanming is more handsome!"
Tie Dan didn't know what to say, so he covered his forehead and sighed.
Zhang Feilin next to him is angry and funny, why is Nanming's charm always particularly effective for little Lori?
What should she do with these little rivals?
Angry and helpless, Zhang Feilin hugged Tie Niu and ravaged her fleshy face.
"Senior Brother Xu, what you said is not right either. Liu Xinyu snapped his fingers and said: " The two are actually still related, Justin Timberlake's ex-girlfriend is Cameron Diaz, Cameron Diaz's ex-boyfriend is Jared Leto, Jared Leto's ex-girlfriend is Scarlett Johansson, Scarlett Johansson's ex-boyfriend is Josh Hartnett, Josh Hartnett's ex-girlfriend is Armand Seyfried, Armand Seyfried's ex-boyfriend is Ryan Philip, Ryan Philip's ex-wife is Reese Witherspoon, Reese Witherspoon's ex-boyfriend is Jake Jalenhaal, Jake Jaylenhaal's ex-girlfriend is Taylor Swift, and Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend is Taylor Lautner。 Taylor Lautner's ex-girlfriend is Selena Gomez, and Selena Gomez's ex-boyfriend is Jas Timbib. Well, that's how they have a relationship. ”
A group of people stared at Liu Xinyu, and there were millions of grass and mud horses galloping in their hearts.
"It seems that I want to give Teacher Liu a good talk. Looks like you're a little too idle right now. Xu Yafei said quietly.
"Senior brother, do you have a little sense of humor, this is an Internet joke!" Liu Xinyu said dissatisfied.
"If you can write them all down, you'll be free enough. "Xu Yafei said, if you are not a person who knows all about these stars, can you remember it?" No wonder the test score dropped this time. ”
"Hmph, senior brother, go away!" Liu Xinyu ignored Xu Yafei.
Sure enough, not every senior brother is Senior Brother Nanming.
This time, Nanming also invited Zhang Feilin's family to come over, and Zhang Quanzhen and Aunt Chu also sat in the audience. Both parents are actually acquaintances, sitting together chatting, at this time Zhang Quanzhen was looking at Nanming on the stage with a smile, and asked Zhang Feilin next to him: "The singing is very good, what do these lyrics mean?"
On the stage, Nanming's song was almost finished, and he was singing at this time:
“TellyourmotherthatIlovehercauseIloveyou,
Tell your mom that I love her because I love you.
Tellyourfatherwegofartherasacouple,
Tell your dad we'll go further than a couple,
Didntloseadaughter,gotason。
They didn't lose their daughter, but they had an extra son-in-law.
Illshowyouhowtodothis,hun!
Let me teach you what to say, ha!"
Zhang Feilin looked up and saw Nan Ming's smiling eyes, and he really didn't know how to answer his father's words.
If she translates truthfully. It is estimated that after today, Nanming will be able to use a wheelchair.
Why is this guy so bold?
The lyrics in the back are inappropriate for children, and in front of everyone, Nanming is embarrassed to sing it. Skipping the lyrics, he sang: "Alldressedupinblackandwhite,
I'm in a black and white suit,
AndyouredressedinthatdressIlike,
You're also wearing the dress I love,
Loveisswingingintheairtonight,
The breath of love permeates the air,
Letmeshowyouafewthings,showyouafewthings,
Let me show me my uniform temptation. ”
After the song was finished, Nanming stretched out his hand to the audience.
Zhang Feilin got up on stage, the following program is Zhang Feilin's, but Nanming didn't leave, the two stood on the stage, a heavy metal band replaced the backup dance just now, the music wearing gold cracked stone sounded, and the music instantly turned into a gorgeous and huge new metal, Nanming went from a cute and handsome little fresh and tender man on stage to a heavy metal man in an instant, and roared loudly:
“IWantMyTearsBack!
Don't shed tears!"
The music of the famous song "IWantMyTears Back" by the famous metal band NightWish (also known as an ode to sunset) from Finland has already boiled everyone's blood.
I don't know how many people have been used as the BGM of the video for this song.
Hearing this familiar melody, the bear children below raised their voices.
In the midst of the wild music, Zhang Feilin's penetrating voice sounded:
“Thetreetopsthechimneys,
Chimneys are lined up, branches are swaying,
Thesnowbedstorieswintergrey,
Gray winter, heavy snow covers the story.
Wildflowersthosemeadowsofheaven
The green grass sprouts, the flowers bloom,
Windinthewheat,
The wind blows the wheat waves,
Arailroadacrosswaters,
The train is crossing the river and the sea......"
Zhang Feilin on the stage was wearing a snow-white dress, but he sang a high-pitched voice wearing gold cracked stones, and the quiet picture depicted in the lyrics was sung in the wild music of heavy metal.
At this time, Zhang Feilin gave people the feeling that he was like a white lily growing in the ruins of a nuclear bomb, arrogant, cold and gorgeous enough to crush him for life.
With a single move, the aura is overwhelming.
At this moment, Snow White stepped on the throne with a sword and became the queen!
And Nanming's lowered voice was set off outside of Zhang Feilin's singing, like a dragon escorting the queen, hovering over the top of the castle to intimidate all beings.
Zhang Quanzhen and Aunt Chu in the audience were dumbfounded, this is their family's Zhang Feilin?
That good girl who always wears glasses?
It seems that they don't know enough about their daughter.
And the image of Nan Ming is very consistent at this moment, he doesn't need a sharp edge, it is enough to deter sentient beings.
On stage, the two have already sung to the end:
“Whereisthewonder?wherestheawe?
Who works miracles, who fears the heavens?
WherearethesleeplessnightsIusedtolivefor?
How did I fight in sleepless nights?
Beforetheyearstakeme
In the absence of vicissitudes,
IwishtoseetheLostinMe!
Don't worry about what you lose!
IWantMyTearsBack!
Put away your tears,
IWantMyTearsBackNow!
Don't be cowardly, fight bravely!" (To be continued.) )
PS: Some of the lyrics are translated by myself, I don't know if it's accurate......