"I'm really stupid, if I react quickly, I can feast my eyes, even if I am scolded by Brother Chu, it is worth it, anyway, it is an accident, will he break my three legs!" Peng Yaozu patted his head vigorously, and said with regret on his face.

"Mr. Peng, what did you say?" the female staff member was still beside Peng Yaozu and asked with a surprised expression.

"It's nothing, I said hurry up and let them change their clothes, don't keep screaming, the people who call are panicking. Peng Yaozu said with a serious face.

"Yes. The female staff nodded and re-entered the dressing room.

Peng Yaozu sighed and returned to the lounge next door, seeing Chu Jiang still smiling with a rippling face, with a cigarette in his mouth.

Peng Yaozu immediately leaned over and asked with a smile, "Brother Chu, ...... just now Enjoyable, right?"

"Well, how to put it, it's okay. Chu Jiang said lightly, pretending to be forced.

"Damn, such a beautiful woman stripped naked to show you, it's just passable, hurry up and share your feelings, how about it? Peng Yaozu's eyes lit up.

"Peaks. ”

"A few more words. ”

"It's all mountains. ”

"A few more words. ”

"It's all a warped mountain. ”

"A few more words. ”

"They are all quite white peaks, trembling and towering, and below the peaks are mountain streams, maybe no one has been there for a long time, maybe no one has ever been there, overgrown with weeds, black and white!"

Chu Jiang added a lot of words in a row, thinking that Peng Yaozu should be satisfied this time.

But unexpectedly, Peng Yaozu closed his eyes and imagined for a while and said, "Finally, to sum up, seven words." ”

Seven words?

You Nima, are you making a pair!

After Chu Jiang secretly cursed, he said casually: "It's all him...... the curve!"

Peng Yaozu finally fainted, as if he was drunk and lying on the beauty pile.

"Ahh

The two were teasing, and at this time, the dressing room next door was wearing another scream, this time it was Dugushuang's scream.

Peng Yaozu reacted very quickly this time, quickly got up, and rushed to the next door.

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

The screams of the beauties came from the dressing room again, one after another, wave after wave.

When Peng Yaozu rushed to the door, Chu Jiang came out with a rippling face, still whistling, and dragged Peng Yaozu back by the way.

Peng Yaozu even had the heart to die, if he hadn't fainted just now, or if he had walked a little faster, he would have rushed in.

"Brother Chu, what's wrong this time?" Peng Yaozu finally came to Chu Jiang's side, and asked with glowing eyes.

Listen to it, imagine it, it's also a kind of compensation.

"Actually, it's not ......."

"It's all screaming, it's nothing. ”

"It's just that cockroaches suddenly appeared inside...... Then Shuang'er screamed, and as for the screams of other beauties, of course they were all for me!"

Chu Jiang picked up another cigarette.

"You haven't got your clothes on yet, are you?"

"yes. ”

"Are there any different feelings to share?"

Peng Yaozu is still quite persistent and keeps asking.

"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that it's ripe grapes and it's ripe grapes, so I decided to pick them one by one and taste them. Chu Jiang didn't care about the authentic way.

"......" Peng Yaozu was speechless for a while, as if there were thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.

After Chu Jiang finished speaking, he opened the fashion magazine as if nothing had happened.

Peng Yaozu walked out of the lounge and came to the door of the dressing room.

Yes, he was secretly thinking that since there was a first scream, a second scream, there should be a third scream.

Lao Tzu is waiting at the door this time, as long as a certain beauty makes a scream, we will rush in.

In that case, you can always get ahead of the curve.

Anyway, it was an accident, and he was acting as a messenger to protect the flowers, so the beauties should not blame themselves, Brother Chu...... I don't think it's so stingy.

No matter how many there are, as long as there are beautiful women screaming inside, Lao Tzu will rush in and get out!

After making up his mind, Peng Yaozu wandered in the dressing room for nearly half an hour, urinating urgently, but he still persisted.

He encouraged himself with a story in his heart -

A man made a mistake and needed forgiveness from the woman, so he started knocking on the woman's door.

The men keep knocking and knocking, and the women are counted in it.

When the man knocked ninety-nine times, he stopped and left.

Eventually, they broke up.

Years later, when they were no longer young, the man found that he could not forget the woman, and the woman found that he could not forget the man, but they were already married and had children of their own.

One day, they met somewhere old.

The man asked, why didn't you open the door at that time?

The woman said, why didn't you knock more at that time, I secretly swore in my heart at that time, as long as you knocked a hundred times, I would forgive you.

The man was speechless.

At this moment, Peng Yaozu imagined himself as a man, of course, not asking for forgiveness from beautiful women, but waiting for an opportunity.

Well, wait a second, and the screams from inside will come out.

If you go to the bathroom by yourself, you may miss the opportunity again, and it may be the last chance.

Peng Yaozu held his urine like this, and encouraged himself with classic stories.

"Ahh

The emperor lives up to his wishes, at this time, there is really a scream of a beautiful woman inside, and it should also be lonely.

Peng Yaozudeng, who was hovering at the door, slammed the door open and rushed in as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.

But there are no white peaks or overgrown weeds, black and white mountain streams.

The beauties have already put on makeup and costumes.

Of course, there are still quite tall peaks, but the snow-white skin is blocked by the ancient costumes.

Hey!

How did twenty or thirty men emerge, led by a face full of flesh and a murderous appearance.

I looked at the window again, well, I should have come in through the window.

In the eyes of the beauties, Peng Yaozu mustered up his courage and stepped forward and said: "Who are you, give you three seconds, hurry up and disappear for me, otherwise ......"

Bang!

Before Peng Yaozu's words were finished, his lower abdomen was kicked by a man with a full face.

Poof.

When Peng Yaozu had a pain in his lower abdomen, he couldn't hold his urine anymore, and suddenly wet his pants.

The smell of urine suddenly filled the air, causing all the beauties to cover their noses and frown slightly.

Peng Yaozu looked at his pants, he really even had the heart to die, and this time he was embarrassed and thrown to his grandmother's house.

Actually, I was just kicked, and if I didn't know, I thought I was scared to pee!

He strove to look at the ground, looking for ...... Ground cracks, this time I finally realized the ultimate role of ground cracks.

"Hahaha-" The meaty-faced man and a group of subordinates all made arrogant voices, "Could this be the legendary Chu Jiang, who will pee when he kicks it!"

The beauties looked at the group of men, all with angry expressions.

But everyone was secretly scolding in their hearts, and when they screamed the first two times, Chu Jiang, this guy, was the most active, and he was the first to rush in and feast his eyes. This time there was a scream as well, why didn't this guy come yet?