Chapter 209 Shi Aiguo on crutches (big chapter 6000 words asking for all kinds of votes)
After inviting all the guests to the store, a person suddenly came to the door, Shi Xiaoxiao and Ma Tianyao looked up and were stunned.
"Dad?"
"Uncle?"
That's right, Shi Aiguo came, he was on crutches, wearing a suit and tie with a proud face, and combing a big back, standing at the door with a smile, looking up at the shop sign, the boss was full of anger.
"The Ma family's little kitchen, not bad, I thought I would rent a small broken shop, I didn't expect it to be quite big, come, this is my gift money!"
Shi Aiguo took out a big red envelope and handed it over, and Shi Xiaoxiao suddenly whimpered.
"Dad, why are you on crutches, what's wrong with your legs?
Shi Aiguo smiled and waved his hand.
"It's nothing, it's a little better than I expected, I guess I'll have to use a wheelchair this time, so where is it......"
These words made the sad atmosphere suddenly a little more funny, Ma Tianyao almost couldn't help laughing, Shi Xiaoxiao pouted and snorted.
"Dad, you're really, even if you're afraid of my grandfather, why are you still afraid of my mother, who is beaten every day...... It's not enough for you......"
Ma Tianyao raised his hands to agree, Shi Aiguo is afraid of his wife, which is well-known in the neighborhood, usually in the scrapyard can carry a triangle iron and fight with a group of splattered hooligans, but as long as he sees his wife's knees, he will be weak, and he will be uncomfortable if he does not kneel a few times a month.
Shi Aiguo sighed at the moment, and gave Shi Xiaodao a little melancholy and gratification.
"Regarding the fear of my wife, your father and I really can't control it, in fact, I also asked your grandfather, and your grandfather said...... This is a good thing, let him be, he is afraid of your grandmother, he said that our family is genetic, and it also indirectly proves that I am biological......"
"Wahaha......"
Ma Tianyao couldn't help it and laughed out loud.
Shi Aiguo pursed his lips aggrievedly, not wanting to continue discussing this topic, so he simply looked at the store and diverted the topic.
"Yo, it's all full, it seems that business is doing well. ”
Shi Xiaoxiao gave him a blank look.
"Free business must be good, by the way, Dad, it doesn't matter if you have this leg, right?"
"It's not a big deal, it's not a broken bone, it's just that I twisted my tendon when I ran, but ...... You've been going back less lately......"
"What are you afraid of, my grandfather is reluctant to beat me!"
Shi Aiguo cried......
"But he's willing to beat me...... Girl, listen to my father, don't go back recently, and your dog, don't take the dog when you go home in the future...... If you take the dog, your dad will have to take the dog......"
The second dog squatted at the gate, seemed to understand, and projected a disgusted white eye at Shi Aiguo.
"Okay, Dad just eaten, so he won't go in, and you're busy, so I won't bother you. ”
Shi Aiguo waved his hand and was about to leave on crutches, Shi Xiaoxiao's eyes suddenly turned red, and he chased after him in three or two steps.
"Dad, I'll help you go, slow down......"
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Looking at the father and daughter, Ma Tianyao sighed a lot, Shi Xiaoxiao is a pig's brain, she is not arrogant, she treats everyone as a buddy, and her father usually laughs and laughs, but after all, she is still a weak girl, seeing her father limping at this moment, she blames herself in her heart, and she is ashamed to express it.
"It's great, if my parents were still alive, it would be great......"
Ma Tianyao smiled to herself, and was about to turn around and go back to the store, when she suddenly heard someone shouting at her from afar.
"Old Horse !!"
When he looked up, he exclaimed to himself.
"The Great Sage?"
It was none other than Sun Sanxi, who had not been seen for many days, not only did he come, but he also brought his wife and children with him.
In his hand, he carried a one-meter-wide chicken coop containing more than 20 chicks.
"Lao Ma, look at you, the opening of a new store is such a big thing, why don't you give me a post...... Or did someone else tell me......"
"Hehe, I'm going to your house, I guess you're not at home, and I don't have your phone ......"
"Oh, then I guess I'm on the chicken farm, by the way, I'm now engaged in breeding, look, I also brought you some chicks, this is my special wholesale broiler from other places, it can be slaughtered in three months, and the meat quality is better than ordinary chickens......"
Sun Sanxi handed over the chicken coop in her hand with a smile, Ma Tianyao was just about to pick it up, Shi Xiaoxiao came back after sending her father, she actually hated Sun Sanxi very much, but when she saw a cage of chickens at this moment, her eyes were all little stars.
"Wow, what a cute little chick......"
After Sun Sanxi entered, the hall was basically full, and each table had a large pot of shredded potatoes with flames, and the cold porridge was served outward one by one.
Originally, these people still want to eat more elegantly, but they can't stand others not being elegant, you eat slowly, everyone else has three bowls, and you only have half a bowl, which is immediately unbalanced.
As the saying goes, we don't suffer from rich and poor, but only from inequality.
Sun Yuan and Yang Hong are a pair of happy enemies, sitting at the same table at the moment, smiling and humbling each other to the cold porridge in front of them.
"Hehe, you eat first......"
"It's okay, you eat first......"
"Oops, it's the same, you eat first......"
"You're welcome, you eat first......"
At this time, another little old man at the table smiled, and directly reached out and took away the cold porridge in front of the two.
"Hehe, look at the two of you politely, they are all acquaintances and polite, no one eats them, so why don't I eat them first......"
The two looked at each other, and then looked up at the table, a plate of cold porridge just served, a full eight bowls, and none of them were gone.
Shi Xiaoxiao was stupid directly after she came up with the pot of flame shredded potatoes, but she had just served eight bowls of cold porridge, and she was in a daze, when the little old man at the table called her.
"Look, there's no food, hurry up and serve another plate......"
"Uh...... Uh......"
Shi Xiaoxiao put down the basin of shredded potatoes, turned around to serve cold porridge, and when the cold porridge came up, the flame shredded potatoes were eaten again.
Then I went to serve the shredded potatoes, and when I came back, the cold porridge was gone.
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Seeing this scene, Yang Hong and Sun Yuan woke up like a dream, smiled at each other, and said in their hearts that we are not polite, no matter how polite we are, we can only eat the table.
So the two rolled up their sleeves and joined the camp of grabbing food.
"Don't worry, don't worry, this is mine, I got the ...... first"
"Don't rob it, oops, it's annoying, I've drunk it and you still rob it, don't be disgusting......"
"This pot of shredded potatoes is all mine, hey...... Phew!"
A man spat directly into the pot of flame shredded potatoes, directly startled, and then reached out to grab the pot of flame shredded potatoes.
Just when he was full of joy and thought that no one else would eat again, another man at the table stood up.
"Hey...... Phew, okay, you can eat if you like, if you don't eat, give me ......"
This is really called a mountain and a mountain high, the wicked have their own wicked grinding, and now the comparison is who dares to eat each other's saliva, who is not disgusting, this shredded potato is who's.
The two of you, you look at me, I look at you, seeing that the war was about to break out, at this time the other person also stood up and spit into the basin, and smiled.
"I'll follow you too! Whoever is interested, come !!"
The other people at the table were disgusted, and they all pouted and shook their heads, and just when the three of them were about to fight to the death and make another high move, a sharp brother broke in unkempt, and directly stretched his 'black hand' into the basin, and smirked.
"Hey...... I'm also with !!."
After saying that, he smiled and grabbed a handful of flame shredded potatoes and stuffed them into his mouth, smirking and muttering while eating.
"Huh, it seems to have too much flour, it doesn't matter, add some water!"
"Huh, it seems to have too much water, it's okay, add some flour!"
"Huh, it seems to have too much flour, it doesn't matter, add some water!"
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When everyone saw it, they all fell silent, Brother Sharp is none other than Shi Chunlai, to put it mildly, Shi Chunlai and them are also from the same village, according to their generation, many people still call Brother Uncle.
A little old man sighed, picked up the basin and handed it to Shi Chunlai.
"Spring is coming, take it and eat it. ”
Shi Chunlai smirked, ran away with the basin, and couldn't catch up.
Although the rice grabbing battle at other tables was not so exaggerated, it was almost the same, and one table even fought.
"My Cao Nima's, do you say it again?"
"Wang Sanhammer, who do you want to Cao? My mother is your aunt, you go to Cao?"
"Calm down, aren't you ashamed, eat white food and fight?"
"Shut up, you TM eat the most, we have seven people at a table, eight bowls, why do you eat two bowls and we only eat one bowl?"
"That's it, why did the flame shredded potatoes come up and you ate a small half pot alone?"
The two people who fought miraculously, the spearhead was directly pointed at the old man who ate the most, and the old man who persuaded the fight said MMP, I knew that I would have watched you fight, and one less one was killed. Immediately holding a bowl of cold porridge, he said with a smile.
"Why? I eat fast!"
After speaking, he picked up the bowl, snorted, and killed a bowl of cold porridge in three seconds in one breath, directly dominating the audience.
This answer made the others speechless, and the two of them couldn't get up and down when they quarreled, and slapped the table hatefully and scolded.
"Okay, it's better than anyone else, right? Come on!!"
After speaking, he grabbed a bowl of cold porridge and poured it into his throat, but it turned out to be so fast that he almost choked to death, coughed violently and knelt down, whimpering and shaking his hand.
"Quick, help me call 120......"
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Compared with before, the innermost table of guests is much more civilized, this group is all young people, although they are not friends, but no one wants to lose their politeness and demeanor in front of each other, so they ......
After the first plate of cold porridge is served......
One bowl per person per table......
After the second plate of cold porridge comes up......
One bowl per person per table......
After the third plate of cold porridge comes up......
One bowl per person per table......
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After the sixth plate of cold porridge comes up......
One bowl per person per table......
At this time, a guy hiccuped, obviously reaching the limit, but looked at the other people at the table, others were as stable as Mount Tai, he wanted to quit, and felt that he couldn't hang on to his face, so he could only continue to tense.
After the seventh plate of cold porridge comes up......
One bowl per person per table......
The young man was already a little struggling, resisting the urge to spit out, and finally finished eating, and his face was purple.
The eighth set finally went on......
The young man just took a sip, and he already felt that he couldn't help but vomit, but he couldn't admit it at this time, how he hoped that whoever next to him could stand up and make a statement first, saying that he couldn't eat, so he could climb down the pole, and said with a smile that yes, I can't eat it either.
It's a pity that no one admits it, and the people at the table seem to be shouting invisibly, but in fact, everyone else, like him, is waiting for others to speak first.
Just when the young man felt that his bladder was about to explode, the person sitting next to him vomited with a wow, and then fell down headlong.
"Quick, call 120...... Uh-wow......"
The one who called the caller, before he finished speaking, he vomited......
Meadowzi Town Health Center, after all, is a small place, usually 120 and a half months without a business, I really didn't expect that the Ma family's small kitchen has run three times today.
After receiving the call, the nurse on duty in the emergency room laughed to herself.
"It's really strange that the opening of the Ma family's small kitchen has even generated income for the hospital......"
At this moment, the tables in the restaurant are very lively, and some tables simply upgrade the grabbing to the level of 'drinking', and a group of people even rolled up their sleeves and began to guess in order to grab cold porridge......
"Five Leaders!"
"Six-six-six!"
"Seven Tricks!"
"Eight horses! I won, I'm sorry, I'll drink this bowl ......."
Drinking is drinking when you lose, and they are drinking when you win......
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This is more civilized, for them, cold porridge and flamed shredded potatoes only belong to the winner, if you can't win, then blame you for not having the ability.
The food inside is lively, and the outside is anxious, the tables in the restaurant are limited, and after the seats are full, Ma Tianyao directly refused to let people in, and the order was to come out one by one.
So if you want to go in, unless someone comes out with enough food and drink, it will be lively, and people outside can't get in and can only shout, so they shout everything.
"Little turtle grandson, you come out quickly, don't hold on if you can't eat......"
"Rice belongs to others, life is one's own ......"
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There are also some people, when they see that these people do not come out, they simply resort to all kinds of means.
"***, don't eat it, I just saw the old king next door go to your house......"
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"Huang Sanping, hurry back, your house is on fire......"
"I mean really, gee, why don't you believe me?"
"MD, eat you, eat your turtle grandson......"
After this person finished speaking, he suddenly heard the alarm of a fire truck sounding outside, and this man named Huang Sanping jumped up from the stool with a bang.
"I'm Cao, is our house really on fire?"
After saying that, he immediately went out and ran towards the house.
As soon as he saw this posture, the face of the middle-aged man named *** also changed, and he slapped the table and waved and scolded the person who shouted at him just now.
"I'll go out, you come in, if my daughter-in-law is okay, I'll let you have something to do when I come back!!"
After saying that, he ran towards his house, and picked up a brick halfway.
Every time one comes out of the inside, in order to compete for the position outside, there will be a fierce competition, at the beginning it is to take the seniority set, and finally say who came early, and then in the end it is worse than who's family, who needs to go in and eat.
These people inside finally came in, so they were naturally reluctant to go out in advance, especially Sun Sanxi's family of three.
Their family sat at a table against the wall, and the husband and wife had occasionally eaten cold porridge in the past, but they were all given by Ma Tianyao, once in a while, and there were only one or two bowls.
I know it's delicious, but I'm never willing to buy it, after all, a bowl costs ten yuan, how many buns do you have to sell......
This time, I finally made such a cheap profit with the little chicken boy who was drenched in the rain, and I was desperate to eat it when I sat on the table, and while eating, Sun Sanxi also complained to my wife.
"Alas, it's a loss, I knew there was a free meal today, and I wouldn't eat in the morning......"
His wife glared at him and scolded.
"Look at your ......"
After scolding, it was faster than Sun Sanxi to eat......
Their son was a little depressed with the bowl at the moment, and muttered quietly.
"Mom, I really can't eat it. ”
"Fart, you can't eat half a bowl of food?
The child is a little aggrieved......
"Mom, I had dinner when I came in the morning......
"Look at your cowardice, it's exactly the same as your father, look at the two tigers at the next table, everyone has eaten the fifth bowl, you only eat half a bowl, is it a loss......"
Sun Sanxi's wife poked her son's head with chopsticks, her son pouted, and Sun Sanxi persuaded her son while eating.
"Son, eat a few more bowls, this bowl will cost ten yuan, if you don't eat it today, you won't be able to eat it again in the future......"
His son looked up and pouted and continued to mutter.
"But I really can't eat it, and I'm going to vomit if I eat it again......"
Sun Sanxi's wife was angry, and she slapped the table directly and roared.
"If you vomit, you have to eat! Hurry up, don't go home today if you can't finish eating!"
Seeing that the parents were angry, the child shrank his neck in fright, and could only continue to eat, eating and eating, uh-wah and vomited.
So, the nurse at the Meadowzi Town Health Center picked up the phone and began to mumble again......
"Oh, this hotel can cooperate with our 120, and it even sent another ......"
Two hours later, almost all of the first people who went inside to eat had the urge to urinate, and there was only one toilet in Ma Tianyao's shop, so they began to line up in an instant.
Some people couldn't hold back and wanted to go to the toilet outside, but when they saw the dozens of 'substitutes' outside, they shook their heads and forcibly held back.
There was one who couldn't help it, ran out to go to the toilet and came back, but he clashed with the people queuing up at the door to replace him, and then he was beaten into the health center, and he became the fifth person to be pulled away by 120.
Countless people inside are waiting for the toilet, but the people who go in the toilet are not in a hurry, squatting inside to play mobile phones, playing games, and those queuing outside are about to pee their pants, and their tears are holding back.
At first, it was fine, but then there was a gap, Erha saw that this group of people were running towards the toilet, and it was very strange, before going in, their faces were wrinkled, and they were very uncomfortable, and when they came out, they were refreshed, and their faces were full of red light, and their hearts said that this is a magical place?
After Erha went in, I wanted to see what these people were squatting in? So I squatted in the corner of the toilet, showing a careful expression, the buddy who went to the toilet just took off his pants, and he was so frightened that he quickly kicked it again, and said that it was okay, the baby balls were almost bitten off......
Then the man-dog war began.
"Get out ......"
Erha tilted his head and glared at him......
"I'm Cao, Brother Dog, please, hurry up, I just want to go to the toilet......"
Erha was still staring at her......
"I'm Cao...... I can't help it, Brother Dog, you're ruthless!"
This guy had no choice but to close the toilet door, and then turned his back to Erha to pee, but just half of the pee, Erha actually tilted his head and stuck his head in front of him......
Then he showed a 'phew, so short' expression, with extreme disdain......
"I ...... Cao ...... What kind of eyes are you looking at? I'm despised by a dog?"
This guy was about to collapse, scolded, and then found that he couldn't pee, and at this time someone outside couldn't hold back and knocked on the door.
"Hey, hey, hurry up, what are you doing in there with the dog?"
The guy inside cried, looked at Erha, and worked hard for two minutes, under Erha's white eyes, he really couldn't pee, and finally opened the toilet door angrily and went out.
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Since Erha went to the toilet and refused to come out, these people in line to go to the toilet have been unlucky.
The toilet is not big, who wants a dog squatting in it to watch you go to the toilet? Especially since this dog will cast a disdainful look at you from time to time.
But if you want to go to the toilet outside, this is equivalent to giving up the opportunity to eat white food to take advantage of it, so these people who are anxious to urinate have shivered and shivered with their thighs.
"Mama, I want to pee......"
"Bear with it, Ma Ma also wants to pee......"
"Mama, you're peeing your pants......"
"Huh?"
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Finally, the first person who couldn't hold back screamed and rushed out of the store, and then the substitute immediately rushed in to fill the place......
Then, these people who really couldn't hold their urine still lost on the premise that their bladders were not strong enough, and they began to quit one after another, and then the substitutes came on again......
This is equivalent to a flowing water seat, I will appear after you finish eating, and you will go on my ** pants......
At ten o'clock in the morning, the first batch of guests basically couldn't stay up and all left, and then the second group of guests came on, and there was a cow man in it.
This person's name is Li Bao, and his home is five or six miles away in Li Jiaji, and he is a well-known Li Lao in ten miles and eight townships.
Early this morning, he came to the market alone, wanting to buy some honeycomb coal for his family, but he asked three or four families, all of which were for the sake of cheapness, and he didn't buy them, and he blamed the people's hearts for being blacker than coal, so he simply didn't buy it in a fit of anger, and wanted to go home with his hands behind his back.
Walked to the intersection and stopped, and said in my heart that I couldn't run in vain when I came to Meadow Town today, I had to do something.
So he pondered how to take advantage, and as soon as he raised his eyes, he saw Ma Tianyao's Ma family's small kitchen opening.
I was just about to go in, and when I saw that the name next to me must be Sao, the meat sandwich shop actually gave out meat sandwich buns for free, so I hurriedly went to get a meat sandwich bun first, and then went to the Ma family's kitchen.
When I arrived at the Ma family's kitchen, I listened to other people's chats, and then I realized that it was called cold porridge, and it used to be sold for ten yuan a piece!
immediately called his wife excitedly.
"Hey, wife, hurry up and pick up the child and come to the streets of Meadowzi Town, there is a new store of Majia Kitchen, hurry up, pies are falling from the sky, all meals are free, and there is a ...... next to it that gives free meat sandwich buns"
After saying that, he whispered to his wife.
"By the way, don't tell anyone, this cold porridge costs ten yuan a bowl, and we will eat less when there are more people......"
As a result, he forgot that his wife was a famous loudspeaker in ten miles and eight towns, and as soon as he hung up the phone, his wife began to publicize it in the village.
"Sister of the Li family, let's go, hurry up to the market, a new restaurant has opened in the street of Meadowzi Town, free meals don't cost money......"
"Sister Zhang, will you go to the market with me?" There is a new restaurant in the town, and everything is free for ...... to do activities today."
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