"Cui Yang, little fat man, after scolding Zhu Chen and them, we still have to clean up Zhou Ke in the fifth class, do you want to go with you? When I passed by just now, I saw that several of them were in the class, I asked as I walked. ”

"Joke, how can I not go? If I don't go, is that still my character?" The little fat man replied with a raised eyebrow, looking exquisite. ”

"That's it, it's impossible not to go, are we two brothers that kind of people, this matter will be done with you today... The monkey echoed and then added: No, it's not that this thing was done today, it's that I will do anything with you in the future, I can't do it, but we can still get through one, then it's still no problem. ”

"Haha, pay attention, Niu Bi, looking at the current state of the two of you, do you want to get mixed up?" I asked with a smile. ”

That's a must, it has to be mixed up, I used to be so boring every day, it's not interesting at all, I don't have passion, every day is the same life, it's the same as dying, I don't like it, this is the life I want, do you say it's a monkey? The little fat man bared his teeth and asked the little monkey.

"Well, there's nothing wrong with that, this is the life I want, it's exciting enough, the wind comes and goes in the rain, how energetic it is, smoke together after class, talk about little girls together, drink together, fight together, this is youth, this is the life we should have at our age, the little monkey blew the bangs in front of the little flat head and said. ”

"Hehe, you two can do this little language, one set at a time, clean society, I can't keep up with your rhythm, a little fierce....."

"Haha, I'm still holding it, otherwise my little language is more exquisite, I used to study the life of bastards, and I have figured out the language of bastards, and the little fat man said without modesty. ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, then can it be fake, the monks never speak, the little fat man nodded, with a serious look. ”

You can pull a few handfuls down, okay? You can get it in two sentences, and you don't talk to the monks, what are you going to do? You want to go to the west to learn scriptures? What is the life of a bastard? The little monkey said unceremoniously.

"I'm also planning to do this, I feel that the life of the bastard in my head is a little lacking, I should add..."

Supplement your grandma.,It's really a few that can brag than ah.,I listen to you brag than you.,My gutter is spicy and painful.,You're now a braggart than you don't make drafts.,Haven't you just seen a whole set of old boys.,What kind of calf?

I've also studied the life of a bastard, do you want to make a face, we are together every day, I don't know what you do? It's good for you, it's not good for you to be too public, I'm saying, that's not in line with our character, young man, don't be too arrogant!!

"But....don't you call the young man angry?" the little fat man asked, looking up. ”

"Smack ....."

The little monkey slapped a big neck on the back of the little fat man's neck, and the little fat man suddenly jumped up, looking angry, wanting to speak, but he was still a little hesitant, and he didn't dare to squeak, so he could only blink and look at the little monkey pitifully with a slit of eyes, and describe it in one sentence, that is, dare to be angry and dare not speak... No, I don't even dare to be angry.

"What's the matter, do you have an opinion? I see that you seem to be unconvinced, do you want to do it?" the little monkey asked dissatisfied. ”

"No... No, no dissatisfaction, I'm satisfied, you're right, the little fat man nodded aggrievedly. ”

It's good to be satisfied, if you dare to be dissatisfied, I will definitely have to clean you up, what I say to you is good, you have to go to the heart, what kind of thing is not arrogant to call young people, isn't that nonsense, is it too much to conquer, if you dare to talk to others like this in reality, the pants must not be lost for you;

People, you must be low-key when you should be low-key, you must be open-key when you should be public, when you score points, don't be stupid and know how arrogant you are, how atmospheric you are, you are easy to suffer when you go out to mix with society in the future, do you know no?

"Hmm... I can remember...."

If you don't understand, you must think that the little monkey is very good and can suppress the little fat man, and it is easy to misunderstand that the two people will do it from the conversation just now, but we all understand, Li Yuan and I have always known what these two people are like, and Qi Tian and Zhang Qi also know what these two people are like after yesterday's meal.

Yesterday, the two of them fought together, and the rule was that whoever spit first would be the younger brother, and the one who won would be the eldest brother, and he had to sit until he couldn't fight back, and he couldn't scold back, obviously the monkey won, the little fat man lost, and he lost very badly, which can be described as miserable.

In terms of physique, the little fat man's physique must be particularly dominant, it is more than a circle thicker than the monkey, and it must look like he can drink it very well, but God is very unfair, and he is obviously more partial to the little monkey at the wine table, and he snubbed the little fat man a little, and kicked it.

Yesterday, the two of them drank a full twenty bottles of beer, and when the two of them first drank it, they were about the same, and it was obviously a little difficult to get to eight or nine bottles, and both of them gritted their teeth and poured it in, and when they drank the tenth bottle, the little fat man couldn't control it in an instant, and spit out with a mouthful of "poof" and spit it on the wall of the barbecue restaurant.

This vomit can't be stopped, the guy vomited like pee, vomited almost a pot, what leek leaves, enoki mushrooms, all kinds of undigested food spit out, the result of the game has been divided, the little monkey won, the little monkey is the big brother, since then the little monkey has stood up, no longer oppressed by the little fat man.

But the little monkey saw the little fat man vomit wow, and couldn't help laughing, it's okay not to laugh, this laughing little monkey "wow" also squirted out, spit out, the two people basically vomited on the ground, the house was full of smell, the old special smoke listened, stinky.

The little monkey vomited while burying the little fat man, saying that the amount of alcohol was not good, and after the two people vomited, they quickly ran outside to find the waiter to mop the cloth and began to clean up the excrement in the house, just like the sewer leaked, it was still very stinky after cleaning up, we really couldn't stand it, and hurriedly ran out, it was a good small meal, so that the excrement of two people was dry and yellow in a few mouthfuls, but they drank a lot of wine, and we were also drinking when they were fighting.

One thing I wonder is that the monkey's little dry physique is not as strong as me, why can it be so good for beer, or ten bottles, where do you drink it, and then the stomach can be so filled?

"Cui Yang, will you two go with me?" I turned my head and asked. ”

"Go, definitely go, help people to the end, send the Buddha to the west, if something squeaks in the future, designate to help, buddy will not shrink a little, Cui Yang said with a smile. ”

"Haha... Middle. ”

….

While talking, we walked to the class, Zhang Qi led people to the front door, and the rest of us walked in through the back door, I closed them with my hand, Zhu Chen squinted his eyes and didn't speak, thinking that we just went out to smoke and came back, but the door in front of the money was also closed, Zhang Qi's Shaolin Temple legion also walked in, Zhu Chen felt that things were not good, Hula stood up all of a sudden, and the hands of Ma and others took out sticks one after another.

With the closure of our doors, many students in the class saw that this was going to be a war, and they stood aside, most of them ran to the position on the podium, leaving us room for fighting.

The mouth shouted loudly: But work hard, there is nothing to do, we will show you outside.

I glanced back and found that Zhou Ke's small baskets were also lying on their stomachs at the window, and the expression on his face looked very unhappy, obviously wanting to come in and reach out to help Zhu Chen, and by the way, he was cleaning up me, but when he saw the people led by Zhang Qi, he instantly dispelled this idea, and looked at the situation in our class with an excited expression, and chatted with the people next to him from time to time.

I look at Zhou Ke's dead look and I want to be happy, and I look at it specially, you will cry for a while, see how I clean you up, don't take off the pants for you and stuff them into the ditch, I really think that if you beat me, I will fight in vain, master, I am the kind of person who has revenge and does not take revenge, I have been known for my careful eyes since I was a child, what can I remember.

"Wow, it's fighting again, so handsome, husband, make a little effort, beat them to death, Zhu Xiaoying, who was standing on the podium, shouted at Li Yuan with a small fist of flesh and whirring, with an expression of not disgusting the big thing. ”

"Don't worry, daughter-in-law, look at me, Li Yuan replied with a flying kiss and made a gesture, that guy must have thought he was handsome, cool, and couldn't be compared. ”

"Sister, it's going to be a war, you should quickly refuel Zhang Feng, Zhu Xiaoying muttered Yang Tianshu's arm excitedly. ”

"No, I'm not, what kind of oil do I add, what does it have to do with me, if you fight, you will fight, I hate fighting the most, Yang Tianshu pouted, looking like he didn't care. ”

In fact, at this time, Yang Tianshu's heart was nervous, worried to death, a pair of small hands clenched together, the palms were already sweating, and a pair of beautiful eyes stared at a handsome guy in the crowd, who had been conquered by his domineering appearance.

I don't know when, he has entered his heart, but he rejects him a little, and I don't know why, he is very conflicted.