Chapter 838: Fake boxing, you don't have to be so ruthless, right?
Da Zhuang, Er Zhuang and San Fat didn't expect Chen Yang to be so ruthless.
Even internal bleeding came out.
Sanpang couldn't help but look at Da Zhuang, and asked with his eyes, "Big brother, what should I do?"
Da Zhuang suddenly fell into deep thought.
Today they have to lose to Chen Yang.
Chen Yang must be allowed to show his face in front of Ye Shilin and enhance Chen Yang's status in Ye Shilin's heart.
Only in this way will Ye Shilin indulge in love and will not ravage them again.
Thinking of this, Da Zhuang's face showed a resolute look like a strong man's broken wrist!
He put his hand directly into his mouth...... Took out his dentures.
Then he pouted, like an old woman, and shouted at Chen Yang: "Oops, I didn't expect that all my teeth were knocked out by you, and I can only eat liquid food for the rest of my life, I'm really miserable, I can't lose this game anymore!"
Er Zhuang's eyes lit up, and he immediately took out the prosthetic eye of his right eyeball, and said miserably: "Oh, the eyeballs I didn't expect were all knocked out by you, and I can only spend the rest of my life in the dark, and I am so miserable!"
The three fats looked at the performances of Da Zhuang and Er Zhuang with a tangled face.
He was of sound limb, free from illness and disease.
Naturally, they can't be like the two of them, who can take out the parts on their bodies at will and show them off.
But soon, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, pulled off a handful of his hair, and said with bared teeth: "Oh, I didn't expect my hair to be knocked out by you, and I can only be a bald person who illuminates others for the rest of my life, so miserable!"
Chen Yang looked at the three of them dumbfounded, and his face gradually showed an expression of lovelessness.
Forget it, the world is not worth it, labor and capital should go with the wind!
This kind of thing is really not suitable for labor and management.
Seeing that Chen Yang didn't speak, Da Zhuang immediately shouted at Ye Shilin with a smug face: "Linlin, we lost, your boyfriend is really amazing, and you are just a good match!"
Er Zhuang continued: "Sister Lin, I wish you and Brother Chen a hundred years of happiness and grow old together!"
The three fat men said in a whisper: "I don't know what to say, so I'll give you an early year, and I wish you ...... in the new year."
"Enough!"
Ye Shilin shouted angrily: "Your performance is too fake, can't I see it? You actually played fake boxing in front of me, believe it or not, I arrested you all and took you to prison to play with soap?"
Da Zhuang hurriedly waved his hand and said: "We definitely didn't fight fake boxing, your boyfriend is really powerful, we really can't beat it! You see, my teeth have indeed been knocked out!"
As he spoke, Da Yu held up the dentures in his hand as evidence.
Ye Shilin sneered: "I still have this pair of dentures for you, you still want to lie to me, stuff it in my mouth!"
Da Zhuang suddenly showed an embarrassed look on his face, and he stuffed the dentures into his mouth.
Ye Shilin said to Er Zhuang again: "And you, your eyeball was bought by someone from the United States, and you can stuff it back for me!"
Erzhuang's face was blushing, and he quickly stuffed the fake eyeball into the eye socket.
Then, Ye Shilin looked at the three fats again.
The three fat smiled flatteringly: "Sister Lin, my hair is really falling out, you believe me!"
Ye Shilin nodded and said, "I know, you ...... Buy more Overlord anti-hair loss shampoo, I hope you can grow Duang duang hair soon, don't become a Mediterranean at a young age!"
The smile on the face of the three fats disappeared, and he fell into a gloomy sadness.
Hair loss is really a heavy topic for men.
At this time, Chen Yang shouted in surprise: "It turns out that you are all pretending, I'll just say, who can make me miserable, hahaha, it seems that this game must be counted as my ......"
"Shut up, too!"
Ye Shilin also yelled at Chen Yang: "Can't you see it, your injuries are all faked, the three of them didn't exert their strength on you at all just now, you stand up for me!"
Chen Yang was frightened by Ye Shilin's violent appearance.
The True Qi of Long Yang Jue on his body unconsciously flowed, and all his injuries were repaired in an instant.
Then his whole body bounced up like a spring, and he stood straight in the ring, like a wooden stake.
Ye Shilin said coldly: "Today, you must seriously fight a ring match with my friends, otherwise, you will look down on them and look down on our martial arts hall!"
Chen Yang nodded helplessly and said, "Okay, I must fight them seriously, just now I was just joking to liven up the atmosphere!"
The other young people in the audience immediately chimed in: "Oh, my brother-in-law is really humorous, this joke is so funny!"
They are all men like Chen Yang, so they naturally want to support Chen Yang.
However, Ye Shilin threw a murderous look at her, and those young people immediately chose to shut up.
"Sizhen, Duxiu, Tangerine, the three of you come on stage to fight him, this time you are not allowed to perform again, if you don't have real skills, just wait for me!"
After Ye Shilin finished speaking, she waved her delicate fist at the three young people.
The three young men shuddered suddenly, and a look of horror appeared on their faces.
They remembered the fear of being dominated by Ye Shilin's iron fist again.
Sizhen was the first to speak: "Sister Lin, don't worry, we will do our best and never be an actor!"
Duxiu and Tangerine nodded hurriedly, agreeing with Sizhen's words.
Ye Shilin snorted coldly and said: "It's better to be like this, if you don't want to be hammered to death by me, okay, you guys come to the stage!
Da Zhuang, Er Zhuang, and San Fat immediately got up, jumped out of the ring, and hid in the corner.
Sizhen, Duxiu and Tangerine walked into the ring with solemn expressions.
Chen Yang hugged his fists at the three of them and said, "Three old irons, please use all your strength later, don't be polite to me!"
Sizhen also hugged his fists and said: "Don't worry, we will definitely not keep our hands!"
Duxiu said proudly: "Since I, Duxiu, have stood up, I will never sit down, let alone lie down, I will only let my enemies lie down!"
Tangerine said with a cold face: "After I defeat you, I will buy you a few oranges to comfort you!"
Chen Yang suddenly felt happy in his heart.
These three people seem to be much more reliable than the three of them.
The cruel words are so powerful, I guess it won't be easy to start later.
Chen Yang felt that his plan could be re-implemented.
He was just perfunctory to Ye Shilin just now.
In this ring, he must not show his toughness.
You have to lose all the time, and you lose smartly, and you lose without any flaws.
He had everything ready, and now he was just waiting for the three of them to attack.
(End of chapter)