Wu Shan got dressed and turned around, and was stared at with straight hair: "Is there something wrong?"

Xiao Cui said you wait, and then pushed the doors of each compartment in the locker room one by one, checking if there was anyone else inside, after making sure that there were only the two of them, and no one outside was going to come in for the time being, he pulled his neck and collar, pushed Wushan into a changing compartment, and then dodged in himself!

Although this space is very spacious for changing clothes, it is still a little too crowded to stuff two big men of 1.81.9 meters, the key is that they are already neatly dressed, and there are weird and awkward things crowded inside, which can't help but make people want to think about it.

The point is, they are two men, and they are both straight men who are not bullied!

Wu Shan didn't understand the intention of this move, and was about to ask a question, when suddenly, his neck was pinched by Cui Mingsi's powerful big hand!

Is this the right way to open up to reunite buddies after a long absence?

Cui Mingsi's big hand was as powerful as pliers, but it was pinched very measuredly, not only did not strangle his throat to hinder his voice, but also dominated it. However, he didn't know that Wushan's body was different from ordinary people now.

Brother Cui, what are you doing?!

Wu Shan didn't say anything, and only asked with his eyes about the man he had always regarded as a brother. However, Wu Shan didn't doubt that he was looking away, but was thinking, will Xiao Cui have something unspeakable?

Cui Mingsi glared at him: "Didn't you just ask me what's wrong? I'll tell you, it's too uncle's fault, there is no right place! Who are you? What did you do with my eldest brother Wushan?!"

Wu Shan couldn't cry or laugh after hearing this. This guy has always had a very clear mind, how can he talk nonsense today? After a few sips of beer on the edge of the soup pool, he won't get drunk like this!

"I'm not Wushan, who am I?"

Cui Mingsi's eyebrows raised, and suddenly thought of something, oops, such an important matter, why didn't you think of it earlier?

He said coldly: "Pagoda Town River Demon!"

The style of painting changed so quickly, but Wu Shan didn't smile, and replied very cooperatively: "Soy milk and chili peppers!"

Looking at the expressions, it was as if the two were discussing something particularly important.

Cui Mingsi took the test: "The king of heaven covers the tiger!"

Wushan was unequivocal: "Bitter gourd is bitter!"

Cui Mingsi: "Pegasus Meteor Fist!"

Wushan: "Watermelon is rounder than head!"

The look of surprise on Cui Mingsi's face grew at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the suspicion in his eyes was significantly reduced: "The last 'code': Red Beans are born in the south!"

Wu Shan did not hesitate: "Grapes have no shells!"

Cui Mingsi finally put away his big hand and returned Wushan's personal freedom: "Huh?

(Second voice) is my big brother. ”

It turned out that this was the classic pair of the "ruthless pair" that they used to play casually with each other when they used to drink together, but fortunately both of them didn't forget it.

Generally, the couplet requires the upper and lower couplets to be in harmony, the artistic conception is unified, and the brain cells are extremely consumed.

And the characteristics of "ruthless pair" are precisely the upper and lower chickens and ducks, the opposite of each other, how to have fun, as long as the number of words is the same, it will be done, it is not brainless, it is most suitable for bragging when it is used to make the atmosphere, and it is likely that a sentence will have the effect of laughing and partying.

Wu Shan had no defense or resistance from beginning to end, he only tidied up his clothes: "How is it, finally believe that I am me?"

"Still confused," Cui Mingsi scratched his head, his eyes moved to Wushan's lower body that had already been put on pants, and pointed over, "If habits and temperament will change, then what does it mean to change the size of your place casually?"

Wu Shan laughed and cried: "What can't be changed is Harbin red sausage." ”

"Oh, probably because you look at it every day, don't you think, don't you know that it has shrunk a lot compared to the past?" Cui Mingsi tried to explain clearly with his little knowledge of physiology and hygiene, "It's like it used to be plus, and now it's plus." ”

Wu Shan's face sank. If others said that he was fat and thin, and his hair was long and short, he wouldn't care, Brother Cui just mentioned this.

But the bad thing is that he actually thinks so, as if he woke up one day and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and the pain in his heart was unspeakable, but it was not easy to mention it to others, but fortunately even this was still proud, and the function was not damaged.

The reason for its "shrinkage" is because Mayang has never seen Wushan naked, and when he asked for Xuewuya in a hurry, he had no idea about the size, so he said to Xuewuya, let the computer calculate according to his body. So, the computer calculates a value that it thinks is reasonable.

But each individual is different, and they are all unique works of God's ingenuity, how can a computer define them?

Therefore, he was not careful, and he went in and out a little, no wonder Cui Mingsi was so shocked.

Xiao Cui patted Wushan's shoulder vigorously and apologized: "Big brother, I don't mind what happened just now, I still think it...... Hehe, I've watched a lot of TV series, especially crime-solving films. ”

Wu Shan was not angry: "I thought that someone killed me, and then I had plastic surgery according to my appearance, and I was swaggering around with my identity, didn't you?"

Cui Mingsi: "Hehe, hehe, my brain is too big, and I almost became the one who killed you." ”

At this time, Xiao Cui realized that the locker room was crowded, and it was really unreasonable for two big men to huddle in it, so he quickly pulled the lock open and arched his huge body first, but there were still some questions lingering in his heart without answers......

When Wushan returned home, Xiaobai was already asleep, lying on her side and holding a large pillow, occasionally turning her head in her sleep, and rubbing her face on the pillow a few times, just like when she was lying on her chest. Obviously, she used the pillow as Wushan.

Wu Shan's heart softened, and he wanted to lean over and kiss her, but he was afraid of waking her up.

He himself is not sleepy, and there is still more than half an hour before the "system setting" time to fall asleep. However, the program in his body is quite intelligent, and now it has evolved to go to bed late if he needs to, sleep whenever he wants, and when his mind is completely relaxed and nothing to do, he will automatically perform sleep from 1 to 4 a.m.

So, Wu Shan went to the study and picked out a disc that he hadn't seen at random, and put on a movie to relax.

It was an old 1990 movie called "Live for Me".

It tells the story of a young man named Gangzi who was devoured by a shark while swimming in the sea and died.

His best friend Fuyuko couldn't bear to see Gangzi's parents sad, so he risked the world's condemnation and did not report the crime, but begged a science madman to make a lifelike robot Gangzi and send it back to Gangzi's home to accompany his elderly parents to continue their lives.

The robot is quite realistic, but there are still some things that are more or less different from real people, such as no need to eat, no need to go to the toilet, no need to sleep, no need to find a wife, super low emotional intelligence, super memory and physical strength.

Probably the 1990s were not so advanced in technology, and science maniacs didn't think to deal with these problems......

As a result, a lot of jokes were made, challenging ethics, and at the same time, a story of warmth and sadness coexisted.

At the end of the story, at the dying moment of Gangzi's father, the matter was finally revealed. Fuyuko panicked and begged for forgiveness, but Gangzi's parents were sad and said that they didn't blame him, and thanked him for letting his only son stay with the old couple for so many years.

This incident caused an uproar in the society at that time, and in the face of the legal sanctions on Gangzi, the common people took to the streets to march one after another, demanding that Gangzi be acquitted.

As for how it was judged in the end, the screenwriter didn't say anything about it, and it ended here.

Wu Shan scratched his heart and really wanted to find the screenwriter to theorize, but the screenwriter had passed away 3 years ago.

I don't know why, Wushan feels that this movie has some kind of connection with him in the dark.

The picture of Gangzi being swallowed by a shark kept coming back to his mind, becoming clearer and clearer each time, and Wu Shan's eyes were shocking scarlet when he opened and closed his eyes, so much so that he couldn't help but think about what would happen to his parents and family if he died one day in an inaccessible place, or if his metalized body suddenly hung up one day?

What to do with Nuan Nuan?

What about brothers and sisters?

What should I do with the big stall of the Wu family?

It doesn't seem like a bad thing if there is an opportunity to create an artificial intelligence that is exactly like yourself to live with them instead of them and not let their emotions be hit, but this is obviously not allowed by law.

He lay down preoccupiedly, gently pulled the big pillow out of the arms of his sleeping little wife, and tucked his arm in.

Xiaobai's eyelashes moved, and sure enough, he hugged him tighter, closed his eyes and rubbed his face against him again, and drilled into his arms.

Wu Shan didn't dare to move back and forth, for fear of waking her up completely, so he woke up in an uncomfortable position.

Cui Mingsi's words kept echoing in his ears, interspersed with some scenes from the movie just now, which hit his cranial nerves together.

Suddenly, he had an unprecedented thought—

Everyone thinks I've changed a lot, from my appearance to my temperament, even myself.

Is there a possibility that the current self is already a stand-in? I don't sweat, I don't feel tired, I don't cough or sneeze, and I occasionally hear the sound of gear rubbing in my body......

Thinking of this, Wu Shan's heart shrank suddenly.

He was about to analyze and analyze it when his phone rang.

The person who called Wushan in the middle of the night was either a good buddy or Mayang.

To his surprise, it was his mother's number.

At this point, Shen Changge, who pays great attention to beauty and beauty, has already fallen asleep.

Wu Shan immediately put the phone to his ear: "...... What?!

He rushed to Wu's private hospital non-stop.

The person in the car accident was not Shen Changge, it was his father Wu Tianxing.

Wu Tianxing also had a party tonight, getting together with old friends, and going home a little late.

When his driver drove normally to the intersection of Penglai Road and Cuihu Road, suddenly, a wild bighorn deer ghostly crashed into their front windshield!

To say, when you go to the W Country Safari Park, you don't see large animals strolling in front of tourists' cars, where you can also feed them with carrots.

But the question is, is this the middle of the road at high speed, or at night.

What's more, the deer's face and body were covered in blood, which was very scary!