147 A beautiful snake that can sing

After Xiaobai walked away, Xiduo unwillingly asked Wushan whether the dance teacher who had worked as an hourly worker was "the relationship between gods and horses, the relationship between gods and horses", and these 4 words were like surround sound in an infinite loop.

Wu Shan understated: "It's okay. ”

Three words swept away the long-standing haze in Xiduo's heart, and she said happily: "Then let's start class." ”

Xiduo told Wushan that singing must use qi, so the first thing to learn to sing is to practice qi: "Let's first make the sound of 'hiss', and 'hiss' for 30 seconds in one breath, requiring light, thin, continuous, and long, I will show you first." ”

Xi Duo approached the handsome face that he never got tired of looking at, and blew like a "hiss" to show him.

The seductive eyes and body movements were very sultry, like a beautiful snake wrapped around him.

If the concentration is not strong, and there is no King Kong gourd baby at hand to help, it is likely that he will be abducted directly by the snake spirit and taken home for dinner.

However, Wushan was obviously distracted, and walked out for 108,000 miles, not noticing her at all.

Xi took a breath of "hiss" for a full 59 seconds before stopping, and his face did not change his color and the atmosphere did not breathe, and the lung capacity of the internationally famous soprano singer was different!

(I'm guessing some readers are trying it :)

After finishing the handle, he put his hand on Wushan's shoulder softly, and said angrily: "Concentrate a little, what are you thinking?"

Wu Shan did not shy away from it: "I was thinking about the woman just now." ”

What he meant was that he was still pondering Xiaobai's strange words.

Xi Duo's face turned black at that time, so he grabbed a tissue box next to him and threw it to the ground, and stomped on it a few times with his high heels. Her heels were no different from the awls.

"Wushan, are you playing tricks on me? One moment you say she is your woman, another moment you say you don't know her, and another you say you are thinking about her. I'm infatuated with you, can you bear to torture me so repeatedly?!"

There are so many angry people that outsiders have never seen before. In the eyes of the outside world, and in the eyes of the media, she is a musical talent with elegance and intellectuality and all kinds of styles.

After this roar, Wu Shan grasped the key point: "She is my woman?

Xiduo was even more angry: "yes, you must have said that." You said the same thing to me when you spent the first month and the next month! And I believe that every girl you have touched must have had the title of 'my woman'! It's just that this title has an expiration date, a long one and a half years, such as me, and it will be short, and it will not take more than 2 days!"

After getting angry, he picked up his limited collector's edition sachet from the sofa and walked away with his high heels.

High heels are one of the most feminine fetishes. But if a woman wears it when she is angry, the anger of her whole body can be expressed through the sound of stepping on the ground, and the original heartstrings of "click" sound will become a "sudden" machine gun sound, and who will listen to it and feel swaying?

On top of that, it's easy to stumble when you're bulging!

Wushan didn't stop her, and didn't seem to care about her scolding and her leaving.

It had only been 2 minutes since Xi Duo left, and the doorbell rang.

Wu Shan: "Why are you back again?"

Xi Duo lost the anger just now, and magically changed to a tender appearance: "My dear, I was wrong, can't I apologize to you? Let me in." ”

Changing his face so quickly in 2 minutes, it was as if he had been enchanted.

But Xiduo can't help it, she regretted it as soon as she went out, who taught her to love Wushan?

In front of the people he likes, all the young ladies have to let go of their tempers, otherwise if he ignores himself, he will have to be sad for a long time.

She comes when she likes to come, and she leaves when she loves to go, and Wushan has no opinions.

Xi Duo hurriedly made up for it, took Wushan's arm and said, "If you think that practicing Qi is too boring, let's learn it again in the future." ”

"No, I've decided what I want to learn, no matter how boring it is. ”

So Wushan began to seriously follow Xi Duo to practice qi.

This exercise almost scared Xiduo, she didn't know that some people's lung capacity could be so large, and they didn't have a problem with not panting for 3 minutes, and they seemed to have great potential!

No wonder I used to watch him swim when I was in school, and I didn't come up for a long time when I dived to the bottom of the water, and everyone thought he was drowning, but after a while, I saw him float up as if nothing happened, saying that he was sleeping under the water!

Xi Duo said convincingly: "You are really a good material for practicing songs." But Wushan, why do you suddenly want to learn to sing? You never even went to the karaoke room before. ”

Xi Duo hopes that he can answer, in fact, to see you more.

But Wu Shan replied impartially: "Two reasons. First, Wu Hai's kid always said that he sang so well that I wanted him to know what it was like to sing well, and second, because I like to do things that I have never done before, and if I want to do it, I will do it my best. ”

This is indeed a typical witch creed.

The AI boyfriend rental business, which no one has ever done before, officially started opening this weekend morning.

The store is located in a bustling business district, and the advertisements full of mystery are put out 2 months in advance. Because it is an emerging field, coupled with the fact that it fully caters to the needs of today's leftover female market, the market penetration is extremely strong.

In the days before it opened, there were often people running to see if the door had been opened, and some girls still squinted their eyes to look through the crack in the door, trying to find out the clues of their smart boyfriend.

Some girls directly warned their boyfriends: "You have to be nice to me, if it's not good to me, I'll rent a boyfriend!"

Therefore, men actually hate this business, and in addition to working hard to make money to raise a girlfriend in the future, they also have to guard against robot rivals!

The windows of the store are all blocked from the inside, and nothing can be seen. The door is a double-open gilded gate with incredible patterns carved on it, full of post-modern fashion elements and a sense of design.

Everyone was curious about what it was like to see inside such a gate.

What do those boyfriend robots look like?

Is it a transformer assembled from cold parts, or a high-fidelity human appearance?

Are they obedient, diligent, can cook, are responsible, do they go shopping with them, can they do a few push-ups at a time, planks for a few minutes, are they skilled in kissing......

There are also some questions that can only be understood but not spoken, quietly pondered in my heart.

Before the gate opened, there was a sudden commotion in the crowd, and the crowd of people hula retreated on both sides, automatically giving way to a wide aisle.

I saw Wu Shan, the president of the Wu family, with long eyebrows and deep eyes, and a straight dark suit appeared on the scene, which perfectly interpreted what it means to be majestic and powerful.

He was followed by his assistant Ma Yang and several engineers.

A bunch of microphones and cameras with various logos on them swarmed in.

Reporters: "May I ask Mr. Wu, what is the difference between this artificial intelligence boyfriend and an ordinary artificial intelligence emotional robot?"

Wu Shan: "Wu's artificial intelligence boyfriend should be called 'social AI (abbreviation of artificial intelligence)', that is, socially aware AI. The built-in system automatically analyzes the other person's feelings, and can also feel the other person's attitude towards themselves through the other party's words and actions. This is very different from what is commonly referred to as an artificial intelligence emotional robot. The so-called emotion comes from the heart of the person and can be said to be a person's business, and the product launched by Wu Shi is more concerned with the interaction between two people, and he can perfectly integrate into his girlfriend's life......"

This concept introduction was supposed to be done by an engineer.

But these senior workers are all technical otakus, not good at talking, either embarrassed, or bad habits of speaking, uh-huh, ah-ah, procrastinating for a long time to say the point, or without saying a few words, dry mouth and have to drink tea from time to time, just like some big leaders of state units, so Wushan decided to simply come by himself, and explained the key points by dividing five by two.

Through this incident, Wushan also keenly discovered the expression problems of the R&D engineers, so he arranged a series of public speech training for them in the future, hoping that they would be able to introduce the product to consumers in a concise and organized manner in the future.

But then again, although Wushan did not personally participate in the research and development work, he has a clear understanding of the technical details of these AIs, and he is worthy of most of the engineers.

Ma Yang took out a card and swiped it in front of the door, and the mysterious bronzing automatic door was opened to both sides.

Outside the door, people crammed their necks to take a look, but all they saw was a fairly modern office.

What about people? Not a single person, let alone a robot!

And in the imagination of the melon-eating masses, the handsome robots should be lined up and waiting for customers to choose, just like the ancient Qinglou women!

"If you are interested in renting, please come here. ”

Ma Yang and several engineers guided the melon-eating crowd to one of the computers.

In the crowd, a girl who was quite a queen said angrily, "I'll come first!"

She's not a childcare, she's really here to rent a robot boyfriend.

She is what people call an older leftover girl, but she is not ashamed of it, she just hasn't met the right person, and she has a very successful career herself, and she is not a woman who has to rely on men to survive.

Wu Shan hooked the corners of his mouth. It seems that she was the first to eat crabs.

Zhao Er and Zhao San both came to serve this first customer, and of course they all looked at her secretly - her facial features are actually quite good, but her temperament seems to be a bit of a child, as a man, it is not difficult to understand why she is still single.

"Beauty, what do you call it?"

"My surname is Fei, just call me Feichi. ”

"Concubine?"

"NO, it's not a pool!"

It seems that she is indeed a not simple girl.

Zhao Er explained: "Non-beauty, oh no, no, it's a beauty, this, our robot boyfriend rental business, it's operated like this, that, there is no finished product in the warehouse, that ......"

Zhao San: "There's a lot of verbosity about this and that, so I'll do it." Well, all the robots are made to order according to the customer's requirements. That, how tall, fat, age, looks, figure, personality, temperament, dialects and talents of your ideal boyfriend he is...... That, after a while, you can type it on this computer, and that, and the warehouse will order it according to your order. ”