Chapter 216: Am I Born?
"Bang Bang Bang"
I knocked lightly on the door, and after waiting for six or seven seconds, there was nothing in the house, and I wondered very much, where did my parents go, the car downstairs was still there, and I couldn't go out, I knocked a few more times, and after about a minute, no one opened the door for me.
I shouted a few times inside the house, there was no reaction at all, it seems that this is really no one, at this time the neighbor next to me opened the door and came out, and said to me: Xiaofeng is back, don't knock on the door, I heard your parents say in the afternoon, they are going out to eat, they may have to come back later, or you come to grandma's house for a while, it's cold outside.
"Ah....no, thank you grandma, I won't go in, since my parents are not at home then I will go directly to them, just go to have a meal too, you go into the house grandma, the corridor is very cold, swishing into the wind, you must not catch a cold, I kindly said to the neighbor's grandmother. ”
"Well....grandma knows, Xiaofeng is getting more and more sensible, really polite, since I was a child, I have seen you as a child, not at all like other people's children, all day long outside to cause trouble, the mouth is not clean, unlike you outside do not invite disasters or heat, nor scold, how good a child, your parents gave birth to a good son, the neighbor's grandmother looked at me with a smile and said. ”
"Oh, grandma, I'm a little embarrassed to say that, I scratched my head in embarrassment. ”
"Hehe....you're still embarrassed with grandma, you've been raised by me since you were a child, I don't know what you look like, grandma is in the house, if you can't find your parents, you can come to grandma's house." ”
"Uh-huh...I see," I whispered. ”
"Hmm... Okay, the neighbor's grandmother looked at me and smiled and gently closed them, and I could vaguely hear the meow of the kittens in the house, I don't know why, other old people have cats, I was a little scared, and I was a little scared when I saw me. ”
I used to rent a shared house, and an old lady downstairs had a cat, this old lady was almost seventy years old, but the cat she raised was not the same as someone else's, someone else's cat was alive and moving, but she had a domestic cat, and it was particularly realistic, but I don't know if it was a domestic cat made of the skin taken off the cat.
My neighbor old lady is also alone, must be in her sixties, her cat is not bought, but ran by herself, she kindly accepted it, afraid that this kitten will freeze outside, and did not raise it for a few days, it is a matter of these days, this old lady has two sons and a daughter.
The eldest girl lives in D Qing, and comes back once or twice a year, and comes back once or twice a year, and then there is the New Year, usually basically does not come back, D Qing is very close to us, and it is just a matter of more than an hour to drive, and she has to serve her daughter after she comes back.
The eldest son is also in this community, is a doctor, usually has a headache and brain fever will go to him to see a doctor, and the look is very good, although the asking price is a bit high, but convenient, if you go to the hospital is too late, it will be more expensive to go to the hospital, usually rarely see her go to the old lady's house;
Even her daughter-in-law and girl I haven't seen for a while, I don't know what's wrong, maybe there have been some family conflicts, mentioning her daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law, I also thought of some interesting things in the past, it's quite interesting to think about, at that time their mother and daughter had a lot of influence on me, almost made my body a little unbearable.
The main reason is that the distance between the buildings in our community is particularly in, and the middle distance is more than three meters, and some buildings are still face-to-face, that is, what I do at home, they can see clearly in the house, so everything in the house has to be stolen, and my I am seen by them clearly.
I remember once I went out for a stroll, and met a little girl in my community, that little girl is also more able to mess around, and she doesn't study all day, she just plays blindly and wears strange clothes, which is the little sister mentioned in the legend, usually mainly appears in game halls, roller skating rinks and other places with more people and more bastards.
When the two of us met, she stopped me: Hey, Zhang Feng, come here, I'll tell you something, do you believe that I will tell a fortune?
When I heard it, I was quite curious, because I am also a more superstitious person, I am very interested in these, I am very curious about how she can tell the hexagram at such an age, the general divination teller is not sitting on the side of the road or the square, with books and some items of the fortune teller in front of him.
"What...?You still know how to tell hexagrams? It's really fake, why don't I believe it?"
"Don't believe it, don't believe it, listen to me, I just need to look at you to know what color pants you are wearing today, she looked at me with a smile and said. ”
"Really, I don't believe it, I took a few steps back, I'm more afraid of her, not because she's a bastard, but because the shadow she left me when I was a child was too heavy, she was taller, she used to wrestle with me, she knocked me down when she was fine, punched and kicked me for a while, not necessarily now, she can kill her in minutes, and she can smile relative to her eyes. ”
You still don't believe it, it's funny, today you were wearing beige panties, and you were standing on the windowsill to change them, right? And you were still wiggling your ass, and you danced, and the heaviest thing was that you touched it yourself..... right?
"I'm grass, are you really playing, are you so clear? You are so good, I hurriedly covered my crotch and looked at her with a wary expression. ”
Really fart, I think you seem to be a tiger, I live downstairs opposite your house, as long as I look up, I can see your room, I can see what you do, don't think I don't know that you like to pee from upstairs in the middle of the night, she looked at me with a wicked smile and said.
"Well..... you know that, it's over, I'm not safe at all, it's too exposed, I muttered. ”
It was just a small episode, we used to play together, and she would take me out and fool around with his friends, but I didn't like it, I always felt like they were playing tricks on me and using me as a shabi.
.....Let's return our thoughts to my neighbor's old lady's son, her daughter-in-law and daughter....
Because the two of us are next to each other, and the floor is the same high, from my bedroom can just see her bathroom, her bathroom is the older kind, not closed at all, but also with windows, usually with curtains, once in the summer at more than two o'clock in the afternoon, when the weather is the hottest, and few people in the Northeast to install air conditioning, all like to take a shower in the afternoon, cool off.
One afternoon I couldn't sleep in the heat, so I thought about standing on the windowsill to cool off for a while, after all, there was still a bit of a wind, I didn't care, I just saw her daughter-in-law wearing a white vest and black hot pants pulling the curtains, I was curious to look at it for a while, his curtains happened to have a bowl-sized hole, from which I could vaguely see the scene inside.
I just stared at it for a while, and found that there was a figure shaking, and I could see something white, and I didn't know what it was, and after a few minutes I was a little blindfolded, it was in a shower, and I squinted one eye to see it more clearly, and I could basically see it...
Since then, I have discovered a pattern, basically every day at two o'clock in the afternoon, I will take a shower, I have seen all the women in their family, not a single one has fallen, although I am a little obscene, who can not watch this opportunity? Not to mention that I am still a young man with blood and steel.
This old lady also has a son, who is in his forties this year, about the same age as my father, and has not married a daughter-in-law until now, one is that the vision is relatively high before, and the other is getting older and older, and it is too difficult to find a serious girl of 800, after all, it is difficult to find a C girl now, and the difficulty is no less than that of the national treasure panda.....
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My parents didn't come back after staying in the corridor for more than ten minutes, this is really long-hearted, I don't even know about my vacation today, and I don't say that I leave someone at home, cook me a meal, I really doubt that I am not their own child, could it be that I really dug out of the dung heap?
In the corridor with nothing to do, I walked around the community for a while, found a place to carry people out of the cigarette and smoked, it was really cold at six o'clock in the night, this little cold wind swished into my neck, my hairs stood up, goosebumps were as big as pimples.
After smoking a cigarette, I couldn't stand the cold, I was about to become a popsicle, I walked around the community, almost eight o'clock when my parents came back, saw me walking around in the community, two people rushed over, some talked and laughed, as if they bought a lottery ticket and won the lottery.
I wiped my nose and my tears were about to freeze out: Dad, Mom, what are you two doing? Why did you come back, I'm going to freeze to death, I'm about to freeze into popsicles.....
"Oh, Mom, son, when did you come, why did you come back, why didn't you come into the house? ”
"It's over, Dad, are you my own father, am I your own son, what the hell when did I come, this is my home, I don't want to come whenever I want, I want to go into the house too, I'll go in, if I could get in, I'd have gone in a long time ago." ”
"Oh, look at the cold for my son, I said come back early, you don't do it, you have to wander around for a while, really, son, go, hurry up and follow my mother into the house, this ear is going to freeze, my mother pulled my arm and went home. ”