Chapter 51: The old man is also succumbed
Every day, there are countless people who enter and exit from this dog's low-eyed gate, and suddenly Liu Minran is such a huge one, the old man suddenly exploded, dizzy, who is this little woman? As if she knows me, but why don't I have any impression? Hey, look at my memory, people are really old, and I can't catch up.
The old man eased his nerves, helped his reading glasses, raised a few white eyebrows, and curled his mouth and said, do I know you?
"I know you so well, uncle, I went out in the dean's car a few days ago, and you smiled at me!" Yellow skin, black eyes, and a Chinese heart forever, although Liu Minran has crossed the ocean and studied abroad for four years, he never dares to forget the sophistication of the Chinese people for a moment, and always keeps it in mind. She had a gentle face, stared at the old man charmingly, and moved the dean out with a smile like a flower.
"You, you won't be ......" The old man squeezed the corner of his eye, but fortunately he didn't squeeze out the yellow eye droppings, he said uncertainly.
"You don't suspect me of telling a lie, right? Unless the dean in the car a few days ago was also ......" Liu Minran is not the kind of big-chested and brainless young lady, after all, she has been wandering abroad alone for four years, how can she not understand the old man's thoughts? So, her mind quickly turned, and according to the old man's thinking logic, she gave him a hypothetical reasoning.
"I didn't think about it that way, don't speculate at your young age, since you're an acquaintance, let's go in. "The old man dares to sin anyone, but he doesn't dare to sin his own job, he immediately covered up and said with a warning.
Liu Minran quickly glanced at Jiao Maosheng, and the two of them walked in hand while the old man was still staring.
The old man looked at the backs of these two people for a moment, suddenly patted his head, came back to his senses, shouted that he was fooled, and immediately shouted at them, little girl, you dare to fool me, the dean has been holding a meeting in Beijing for half a month?
"Uncle, thank you, I don't leave anything to do good deeds, I'll come out and buy candy for you later." Liu Minran was like a penguin escaping from the icy water, and Bing Xue smiled charmingly at the old man.
"You two don't wander around, this is the police academy," the old man took out a tissue and wiped the sweat beads on his forehead, and said helplessly, "Young people nowadays are really better than monkeys!"
Jiao Maosheng and Liu Minran flew to the training area, although Liu Minran was sexy and enchanting, but it was useless to look good, as soon as she arrived near the playground, she panted like an old woman, squatted on the ground, covered her stomach with her hands and gasped for breath.
Jiao Maosheng touched her forehead, pretending to be concerned but gloating and said, If you really find a fierce man like the big black bull, I think you won't have time to cry in the future, so it's better to go back with me.
How can this pregnant girl listen to other people's words, Liu Minran angrily snatched Jiao Maosheng: "Brother Mao, you can't expect me to be better, just because I am a sister, I have to find a stronger man to protect me, I really don't feel at ease like Brother Mao." ”
"Then don't squat, go to the track and field to see what they are doing today?" Jiao Maosheng knew that this sister looked very aggressive, but if she really wanted to be angry, she was also a dominatrix mother, so she immediately softened her tone and said.
Liu Minran's face was ruddy, his eyes were bright, he immediately stood up, and followed Jiao Maosheng to the track and field, but when he looked inside, the whole empty city plan, not to mention the big black cow, not even the big black dog, the previous elation suddenly turned into a sigh.
Seeing Liu Minran's depressed appearance, Jiao Maosheng suddenly felt compassion and comforted her, don't worry, go to the teaching building and ask other students, maybe they are in the classroom.
When people are disappointed, a little spark will also make people excited, Liu Minran's extinguished hope was rekindled, his face was much gentler, and his eyes softened a lot.
However, as soon as they arrived at the teaching building, when they stood in front of the bulletin board in the department, they were immediately dumbfounded, it turned out that a notice on the bulletin board had clearly told them that the big black cow took Wen Jinhe and them to Beishui Town for camping and training.
At this moment, not that Liu Minran was depressed, even Jiao Maosheng was so lost that he squatted on the ground like an iron ball falling freely from the leaning tower, holding his head and sulking.
Liu Minran didn't seem to be reconciled, she simply came to a roadblock to inquire, at the beginning she met all the girls, the girls saw that she was dressed fanciful, demonic, like a street girl in the red dust world, either she was too lazy to take care of her, or she should be sent away with a sentence of "I don't know", so angry that she really wanted to buy the police academy, become the dean herself, and immediately expel all the girls to relieve the hatred in her heart.
However, luck still favors those who are prepared, her squatting on the spot has played a practical role, and finally looked forward to a few little boys, she first showed off in front of them, and then went straight to the topic, the effect was surprisingly good, some boys told her very seriously, Instructor Zhang did take the students to Beishui Town camping and practice, as for when to return? They don't know.
The result was dismal and the effect was good. Although Liu Minran was very disappointed, he at least gained a law: the same sex repels each other, and the opposite sex attracts. Because of this, she said resolutely, Brother Mao, let's go to Beishui Town, right?
Jiao Maosheng always thought that he was an audiophile, but he didn't expect that there were people in this world who were more feverish than him, he couldn't help but reach out and touch Liu Minran's forehead, and said with a hippie smile, Minmin, you don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense? It is at least 20 kilometers from here to Beishui Town? Besides, if we run over and they go somewhere else, it will be worse than Dou E.
Although Liu Minran did not have a fever, she did go crazy, but Jiao Maosheng's words did not dispel her idea of going to Beishui Town, but she said very easily: "Climbing snow-capped mountains and crossing grasslands, there are moats in front and pursuers in the back; there are planes and bombs on top, and mines and artillery below; didn't the Red Army still go through the 25,000-mile Long March? What are we? Isn't it just a 20-odd highway? Besides, we can still drive there." ”
Liu Minran's obsession was too deep, and Jiao Maosheng knew that she could no longer shake the powerful idea in her heart, and couldn't help but recite the poem of a generation of great men: "The Red Army is not afraid of difficult expeditions, and thousands of rivers and mountains are just waiting for leisure." The five ridges are soaring and the waves are thin, and the Wumeng is majestic and walks the mud pills. The golden sand water beats the clouds and cliffs warm, and the Dadu Bridge is cold. I like the snow of Minshan Mountain for thousands of miles, and the three armies are happy after the end. ”
Liu Minran's face was red, her eyes were like fire, shining brightly, she said emotionally, Brother Mao, people still have to have some faith and obsession, let us learn from the comrades of the Red Army.
Whether it's faith or obsession, but if you really want to take action, you can't go into battle with your bare hands; if you really want to drive, you have to have a car, Jiao Maosheng picked the corner of his mouth: "Minmin, where are you going to get a car?"
The current Liu Minran is a sweet and sweet in Liu Lemei's eyes, and she is her best daughter-in-law-to-be. At this point, Liu Minran was still aware of it, she believed that as soon as she opened her mouth, her aunt Liu Lemei would agree, so she said confidently: "That's not easy, go to my aunt's company to borrow it." ”
"She's going to lend you that iron? Jiao Maosheng still knows her mother well, in her mother's eyes, profit maximization is the first priority, and she will definitely not do this kind of loss-making business that costs oil and wears loss.
"Well, you don't have to worry, although you are the tip of her knife, I am just the handle of her knife, but sometimes, the knife handle also has a miraculous effect. Liu Minran saw that Jiao Maosheng was worried, so he gave him a knife handle.
Liu Minran's words are not unreasonable, Jiao Maosheng seems to have opened his mind, but he just has rice and no good woman, he has long wanted to learn to drive, but his mother Liu Lemei didn't let herself learn, she was afraid that she would learn to drive and get into trouble, and she never succeeded, so she could only look at the car and sigh, his lips twitched, and the corners of his mouth grinned: "Even if she is willing to lend you the car, who will drive it?"
"I'll do it. Liu Minran raised his eyebrows, rolled his eyelashes, blinked his eyes, and said something earth-shattering like a little angel.
This time Jiao Maosheng was stunned, he stretched out his hand, touched Liu Minran's forehead again, his face was misty, he shook his head and said, "Minmin, you don't have a fever, why are you still talking nonsense?"
"Brother Mao, you're talking nonsense, in the four years I studied abroad, I drove to school by myself for two years. Liu Minran raised his eyebrows, his eyes flashed, and he said proudly.
"It seems that I'm really outdated, a real dirt bun, why didn't I think of this? Our family Minmin has been immersed in the big dye vat of the evil capitalist society for four years, and it is a place where there are more cars than our bicycles. After Jiao Maosheng suddenly realized, he began to laugh at himself.
"How about it, Brother Mao, do you want to be your sister Wen? If you want, I'll take you by the way, if you don't want to, I'll fly solo." Thousands of mountains and rivers soon just waited for leisure, and Liu Minran's mood was as soothing as the Pacific Ocean, boundless and turbulent.
Jiao Maosheng was a little lost, but he didn't expect that Liu Minran would also take his own mutton shabu, so he teased her: "Minmin, when did you become a meat seller, and you piggyback on me as a small amount." ”
Liu Minran's heart is like an arrow, how can he still have the heart to grind his teeth with him, and said coquettishly: "Brother Mao, you are less poor, do you want to go or not?" ”
Jiao Maosheng would rather do a loss-making business, and would rather not bargain when buying brand-name products, but he can't afford to live or die in the fight, and he recklessly pulled back a game: "Since Minmin values me so much, then I will reluctantly accompany you on a trip, even if it is to escort you." ”
"Brother Mao, how can you become a boiled duck, you are obviously panicked, but you still have a hard mouth. Liu Minran also knows Jiao Maosheng, he wants to take advantage of his tongue, but he doesn't let him take advantage of it.