Chapter 113: The Tragic Cheng Long (Third Update)
"Xiao Fan, are you serious?" Hearing Xiao Fan's words, Cheng Long couldn't help but stand up, he breathed heavily, and said with a hint of fire in his expression, "Can I really become a cultivator too?"
"Of course!" Xiao Fan smiled and nodded noncommittally.
"How did I become a cultivator?" Cheng Long stared at Xiao Fan tightly, expectantly.
"You can rest assured about this, I have already made arrangements, and after you take Tsukidan tomorrow and remove the impurities in your body, I will teach you the method, and then you can start your formal cultivation!"
"Me!"
When Cheng Long heard this, he immediately clenched his fists excitedly, and couldn't help but want to scream, but he was afraid of making noise to He Xue and his son in the next room, so he had to lower his voice, but his mouth was cracked to the back of his head when he laughed.
In fact, it's no wonder Cheng Long is so excited!
When they were in college, Zhang Feiyang and Wu Ran, the third child, said that they couldn't read the fantasy Xianxia novels and couldn't accept the worldview at all, while Xiao Fan and Cheng Long were loyal fantasy Xianxia novel lovers, and after playing the game every day, their biggest hobby was to lie on the bed, put on the most comfortable position, and take out their mobile phones to read novels while charging!
Cheng Long is very obsessed with the storyline, ability, strength, etc.
However, he also understands very well that a novel is a novel, and the things in it are just fiction after all, and after reading it, he can only have a lust in his heart.
And now, he can actually become such a person? How can this not make Cheng Long extremely excited?
As for doubts?
There may be a little bit of it, but so many mysteries about Xiao Fan are enough to explain a lot of problems, and his words should be ninety percent credible!
"But I also want to state first that after becoming a cultivator, you will also suffer a lot of hardships, and once you step into this circle, it means that you may have to fight with other cultivators at any time, and you may even die if you are not careful, are you sure you want to live such a life?" Xiao Fan's expression suddenly changed. asked with a cautious face.
"What are you afraid of? If you can't beat us, we'll run, besides, it's not you, brother." Will warm the bed, beg to hug the thighs!" Cheng Long looked at Xiao Fan with a lewd expression.
"Vomit!" Zhang Feiyang said on the side that he couldn't stand the vomiting.
Xiao Fan's face was speechless, and he suddenly had an urge to take back all the words he had just said.
"By the way, you said, can I teleport objects through the air after becoming a cultivator?" Cheng Long asked excitedly.
"Yes!" Xiao Fan smiled and nodded.
"Then can I fly away?" Cheng Long became even more excited.
"Yes!" Xiao Fan smiled and nodded.
"Then I can master fire and water. Do you create flames and cold water out of thin air?" Cheng Long's excitement grew stronger and stronger
"Yes!" Xiao Fan smiled and nodded.
"Can I be invisible?"
"Can I see through?"
"Can I transform at will?"
"Will I have a Divine Weapon?"
Cheng Long's expression was excited, his mouth kept asking questions like a cannon, Xiao Fan nodded and smiled at first, but slowly clenched his fists a little, and his face turned black.
Because of these problems, what a really idiot!
I really don't want to answer anymore!
Suddenly, he glanced behind Cheng Long, and then a wicked smile suddenly appeared on his face, and said, "Not only that, but when your strength improves." You can also open the harem, what fairies, saints, and goddesses are all included in the room, and then have a big sleep together, singing every night, guaranteed to make you happy!"
"Really?" Cheng Long's expression immediately became extremely excited.
"Really, and those fairies are absolutely beautiful, a hundred times more beautiful than those stars on TV, with white skin. Big breasts, thin waist, big ass, and a beautiful face. The voice is delicate, what a queen, Lori,, sexy, innocent. Enchanting, there's something for every type!"
"And they are all at your disposal, whatever you want, no matter where you want them to be or what posture you want!" Xiao Fan said with a smile, and Zhang Feiyang next to him was also laughing non-stop.
"Wow!" Cheng Long slapped his thigh hard, and couldn't help howling, "Then I must open the harem, I must open the harem, and then the bed, kitchen, toilet, balcony are all popping, popping everywhere, wahahaha!"
"You just said that you want to open a harem?"
He Xue behind Cheng Long was already pale, clenched his fists, his beautiful eyes were full of burning anger, staring at Cheng Long with his back to him.
"Gah?"
When Cheng Long heard the voice behind him, he suddenly stopped, and the whole person froze suddenly!
"You go die, Cheng Long!" He Xue completely broke out, full of anger, and immediately reached out and pulled Cheng Long's ears fiercely.
"Ahh
"Don't you want to open a harem? Don't you want to collect some fairies, saints, and goddesses? Don't you want to pop on the bed, in the kitchen, in the toilet, and on the balcony? I'll let you open, I'll let you take it, I'll let you pop!" He Xue was ruthless, and her hands were even harder, and she twisted Cheng Long's ears fiercely at three hundred and sixty degrees.
Cheng Long's tears of pain came out.
Xiao Fan and Zhang Feiyang kept snickering on the side!
He Xue and them are all classmates, and many times the dinner parties are the five of them, so Xiao Fan and Zhang Feiyang still know He Xue's temper.
The two of them are like this, but the beating is kissing and scolding, and the harder the beating and scolding, the deeper the love is proven, and the more times they are, Xiao Fan and the three of them have long been used to it.
He Xue looked up, and immediately saw Xiao Fan and Zhang Feiyang who were sitting, and immediately felt a little embarrassed.
Because he beat his husband unscrupulously in front of others, and he also beat his husband to the point where he screamed, and even tears came out, which is indeed a bit undignified.
"Get in here!"
He Xue's face turned red, but she still didn't let go, grabbed Cheng Long and walked to the back room, ready to go inside and close the door and clean up Cheng Long.
"Wife, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I was really wrong, you just spare me, spare me!"
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts to death, ahhh
Cheng Long was dragged back to the house by He Xue with a sad face, and before leaving, he stared angrily at Xiao Fan and Zhang Feiyang, and then raised a hateful middle finger at them!
Xiao Fan and Zhang Feiyang turned a blind eye and sat there laughing wildly!(To be continued.) )