"Okay, you go ahead. The tall one was afraid that the short one would kick him, so he readily agreed.

The two were just about to leave, and the TV behind them turned on with a bang, and a beautiful woman dressed very ** was dancing inside.

The two were taken aback, but this was not surprising, after all, the TV could be scheduled.

The energetic dance music, the ** dance posture, the short man looked straight at both eyes, and subconsciously writhed with the beauty.

The tall one slapped the back of his head: "What are you jumping, don't work fast, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will find a stick to stab you to death." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he handed over a wooden stick in front of him, took it subconsciously and said politely: "Thank you!"

He raised his stick and struck it twice on the short man's head.

The strange thing is that the short one doesn't move, and stares at the tall one with wide eyes.

"Fuck, what are you staring at you?" said the tall man, holding the stick fiercely.

The corners of the short man's mouth tugged: "Brother, where did you get the stick?" He saw with his own eyes that the stick floated in front of the tall man.

Gao Ji sighed in his heart, then remembered the stick in his hand, raised it and looked at it, and then saw that there was nothing behind him.

I was overjoyed: "I can't have a special ability, do I? This discovery made Gao Gao ecstatic and excited.

The short one said cautiously: "Brother, you can try something else, see if you can come up with it." ”

The tall man handed the stick to the short one, rubbed his hands, and said, "Bring me a wad of bills."

There was really a wad of banknotes out of thin air in front of him, and the red hundred-dollar bill floated in front of him.

"I'm ... It really has a special ability," Gao Yiyi was so happy that he forgot the purpose of his coming, shouted excitedly, and reached out to grab the money in his hand.

"Brother, you have this ability, what kind of tasks do we take, and if you run out of money in the future, you can just make a bunch of them. The short man looked fascinated and wanted to become a big man.

"Yes, yes, you are right, our brothers will be developed in the future, and when the time comes, Lao Tzu will definitely wrap up the noodle restaurant in the community for three days. ”

The short one asked cautiously, "Brother, then if you book a noodle restaurant, will the noodles make me full?"

"Of course, eat whatever you want, who is with whom we two brothers!"

The tall man put the money in his pocket, rubbed his hands excitedly, and fantasized about how to spend the money when he had it: "When the time comes, Lao Tzu will take care of ten younger brothers to follow me, see who dares to mess with me, and then pack the shared bicycle, and someone in the province will rob it with Lao Tzu." ”

The short man looked envious, stretched out two fingers and said, "Brother, can you buy me two **? ”

The tall man said disdainfully: "Look at your little interest, can't we buy it for a hundred yuan? If we buy a piece for five yuan, we can buy twenty pieces." When the time comes, you will have ten and I will have ten, and if you can't finish wearing it, let's wear it outside, and see who dares to mess with us. ”

"Why doesn't anyone dare to mess with it when you wear it?"

"You're stupid! you're a superman when you wear it outside, and then you have this golden brain, what do you want, what else does Lao Tzu take?"

Only then did the two of them remember the purpose of coming here, and after a glance, no one found it, and the tall one said, "Let's go, let's go home and change money." ”

The two walked to the door excitedly, but they couldn't open the door no matter how they pulled it, and when the two of them were confused, the TV stabbed and stabbed, flashing non-stop.

The light in the room flickered on and off, and the short man was a little scared: "Brother... What's going on? There can't be ghosts, right?"

The tall man slapped over: "What nonsense, where is there a ghost? Even if there is a ghost, Lao Tzu can conjure a cannon to bombard it." ”

After speaking, he went to pull the door again, and this time he easily opened it, and said proudly: "Look! Where are the ghosts? Some ghosts have also been scared away by Lao Tzu." ”

As soon as I put my head out, the door closed automatically with a bang, and my head was caught in the crack of the door.

"Damn!" the tall man burst into a foul mouth, and his two hands slammed into the crack of the door, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't open it.

"Second brother, why the fuck are you standing? "The tall temper is coming up again.

"Brother, don't you think, think about it!" reminded the short one.

"Yes, Lao Tzu will think, Lao Tzu has a golden brain. After saying that, he closed his eyes and thought about it.

The door really opened, because it was too hard just now, and his body fell to the ground with a thud.

But he didn't feel any pain at all, but became more excited: "Lao Tzu is really a golden brain, what do you want?"

The tall man straightened his chest, and instantly felt like he was getting bigger.

The short one asked, "Brother, did you just think that you were caught in the head by the door, so you were caught by the door?" After speaking, he took a few steps back, for fear of being beaten again.

Gao unexpectedly didn't beat him this time, touched the head that was clipped, and said, "It seems that I thought about it, but what I thought was that your head was caught by the door, and I may not have thought about it." ”

"Oh..."

"Let's go," he reached for the door, but he still couldn't open it, "What's the matter? ”

Let go of his hand, and the two of them will recite the words to the door: "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, radish and cabbage will soon show up, open it to Lao Tzu." ”

The door opened, and it hit the door of his head, and the tall man only felt that his eyes were full of stars.

A little embarrassed: "Hehe! Lao Tzu hasn't mastered it yet, and he won't next time." ”

The two of them walked out the door, and unexpectedly the door closed again.

The short man seemed to sense that something was wrong, and said nervously: "Brother, it doesn't seem right, it's not a golden brain!

The excitement of the tall man suddenly getting the golden finger has not passed, and the short man suddenly came to such a disappointing word, and he was immediately unhappy.

Pressing the short one is a violent beating: "That's because Lao Tzu hasn't learned how to control it, don't spoil Lao Tzu anymore." ”

turned around and pulled the door, but couldn't open it: "This door is not easy to control, let's go through the window." ”

The two of them walked to the window, this time the short one went to the front, and the tall one had just taken two steps, and there was a thud on the back of the head.

When he turned around, he saw the stick that he had just thrown away floating in the air, and his hair stood on end: "Brother, you are right, it is indeed wrong." ”

The short man didn't reply, he had already walked to the window, and he thought that the tall man wanted to test him, so he hurriedly patted his ass in order not to be beaten: "What's wrong, it's your golden brain that is not well controlled, just calm down and think slowly." ”

"It's not bro, look at what this thing is, I can't control it. "Bang bang bang bang a few more sticks, and the tall man was holding his head and spinning in place.

On the second floor, Xiao Yao looked at it for a while and yawned, and said to Guo Weiwei: "You two play slowly! It's enough for you to play all night, I'll go to sleep." ”

Guo Weiwei nodded: "Okay, then let's have fun." ”

Xiao Yao instructed as she walked: "Don't smash things, don't let them sleep, don't be scared to death, I will ask questions tomorrow morning." ”

"Okay, don't worry, leave it to us!" Guo Weiwei floated down directly from the second floor.

Xiao Yao returned to the room and entered the space.

Soon there was the sound of ping-pong in the room, and two figures jumping up and down.

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