How does this old guy call himself at night.

Liu Yu looked at the beating avatar of the old immortal, Liu Yu had some doubts in his heart, but finally connected the phone.

"Okay, you stinky boy, your wings are hard, Lao Tzu has a handful of and urine, is it easy to feed you? You actually slander Lao Tzu so much!"

The old immortal on the other end of the screen was furious, and scolded Liu Yu with his head and face.

"Hey, what did you say, old immortal, when did I slander you? Even if the master wants to scold you, he must be secretly scolded, how can he let you know!"

Liu Yu couldn't understand why the old immortal said this, but there was no concession at all, when did this old man learn the ability to run a train with his mouth full.

"You also scolded me secretly, you are blind, I have seen everything you said in the circle of friends!"

"It's good to say that it's a big city, but now life is much more comfortable than in the mountains, and everything is going well. ”

"Could it be that Lao Tzu has suffered you and tired you on the mountain? Lao Tzu shouldn't have picked you up in the first place, or just thrown him into a dung pit and drowned him when he picked it up!"

The more the old immortal talked, the more aggrieved he became, the more he talked, the more excited he became, and he looked so angry that he couldn't wait to strangle Liu Yu to death across the screen.

"Hey, you're almost okay, you're not going to die, I didn't mean that at all, it's because I broke through, and Sister Xueyue also broke through the Spirit Devouring, that's what I mean, you old guy didn't ask clearly, so he scolded the master, when the master is muddy and has no temper, I tell you, I won't go back for the Chinese New Year this year!"

After listening to Liu Yu's explanation, the anger of the old immortal disappeared a lot.

"What's the big deal about breaking through, I think when your master and I were as old as you, I would have been fighting the sword world a long time ago, and there was an evil cultivator called Bei Ming, who was beaten by Lao Tzu ......"

Immediately after the old immortal was a burst of blowing, these things of Chen sesame and rotten grain, Liu Yu heard that his ears were calloused, and he directly buckled the mobile phone on the table, until the old immortal finished speaking, he picked up the mobile phone and said a few words of homely words in a slow voice with the old immortal.

"You little bastard, come back to see the master when you have time!"

In the end, the old immortal said something like this, and then hung up the phone directly.

Although the old immortal phone hung up in a hurry, Liu Yu still saw the tears in the corners of his eyes.

After going down the mountain for so long, he also knew that the old immortal drove himself down the mountain for his own good, he had long been angry, and even missed the old immortal a little.

In fact, when he called himself today, it is very likely that it was because of the words he posted in the circle of friends that he felt wronged, so he lost his temper so much.

Although the two of them are masters and apprentices, they have long been like father and son in their relationship.

"Old immortal, don't worry, I will definitely go back as a person!"

Liu Yu looked at the unfamiliar sky and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

Then Liu Yu glanced at the WeChat group and found that the group was very tight, and Liu Anxia hadn't replied to him yet, and he didn't know where he went.

Li Wenyao, who was wearing a nightdress, ran to Liu Yu's side and pulled his arm and said, "Liu Yu, help me treat insomnia!"

Xiaoshi brought two jars of old wine, this kind of wine is very mellow, but it is very strong, plus Li Wenyao, the little girl, drank too much, at this time she was completely drunk, she didn't notice the distance between the two people at all, put Liu Yu's arm on her chest, and kept rubbing and rubbing.

Although this touch was very soft and comfortable, Liu Yu couldn't bear it a little, because he saw Mo Lianyi, standing at the door and staring at him.

"This little girl drank too much!"

Liu Yu smiled awkwardly and helped Li Wenyao into the room.

But this girl seems to have a little tendency to be drunk, pulling Liu Yu's arm, and refusing to let go.

"Liu Yu, hurry up and help me massage, the ripples have developed twice recently, and it must be the effect of your massage." ”

Liu Yu smiled bitterly, quickly turned his head to look at Mo Lianyi, and sent her a distress signal.

Li Wenyao, who looks pure and elegant, why did she become a drunkard after drinking?

"Who told you to be so good at blowing, solve the trouble you made yourself. ”

The corners of Mo Lianyi's mouth rose slightly, and he snorted coldly.

Although Mo Lianyi said that he didn't care, after all, he was his best friend, and finally pulled Li Wenyao over.

Li Wenyao cried for a while, laughed for a while, tossed the two of them for most of the night, and finally fell asleep deeply.

After Mo Lianyi and Liu Yu took a bath, they also lay down on the kang, because Li Wenyao occupied a position, the two of them were very close, and they could even feel each other's breathing, but the two of them were very tacit, they didn't speak, they just looked at each other quietly.

Tanghai People's Hospital.

A very special patient came to the emergency room today, and as soon as he came up, he asked the doctor to wash his stomach.

"Did you ingest some poison by mistake?"

The doctor looked at the bald middle-aged man in front of him and couldn't help but ask, ask about the situation clearly, and they can prescribe the right medicine.

This bald man is Zhang Dongyi, and the black and fat Song Ruijun also followed him with an uncomfortable face.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!"

At this time, Zhang Dongyi was very impatient, and he had a full burp as he spoke, and suddenly a foul smell filled the emergency room.

The strong stench made all the medical staff present frown.

"This, what the hell is this eating, why does it stink so much?"

A young nurse asked, covering her nose.

"He doesn't look like he's poisoned, he looks like he's eaten something!"

The doctor in the emergency room is also an experienced doctor, looking at Zhang Dongyi's bulging belly, he couldn't help but say.

"Well, it's really overwhelmed!"

Song Ruijun couldn't help but nodded.

"What do you eat, why does it stink so much?"

"eaten!"

When Song Ruijun said this, everyone present couldn't help but be surprised.

After eating, there are still people with this kind of habit in the world?

Everyone present stared at Zhang Dongyi with interest, if Guinness opened a record for eating, I'm afraid no one would be able to break his record at all, after all, no one dared to eat that thing.

Zhang Dongyi's face was even more red, and he had the heart to die headlong. This matter is too embarrassing, if this spreads, I am afraid that his name Zhang Dongyi will spread throughout Tang Hai.

"Sir, to be honest, we don't recommend you to wash your stomach, although the feces may contain some parasites or germs or something, but those are harmless, if you wash your stomach, you can only eat some liquid food during this time. ”

The emergency doctor said in a flat tone.

Although the doctor was talking to Zhang Dongyi with very normal medical advice, it changed in the eyes of others.

"Otherwise, you might as well not wash it, after all, that kind of thing is not easy to find......"

The little nurse who had just covered her nose said again, after all, not everyone has diarrhea.

"No, I have to do gastric lavage today, I feel sick just thinking about those things in my stomach!"

Zhang Dongyi gritted his teeth and said.

The emergency doctor was also a little helpless by Zhang Dongyi, that thing is disgusting, don't eat it, I feel disgusting now, it's a little late.

"Since you insist on doing so, I don't want to say anything more. Xiao Liu, Xiao Wang, go and prepare!"

As he spoke, the doctor instructed the two nurses.

Since the bald man in front of him wants to spend money to buy himself, what are you too lazy to do?

But when he really started to wash his stomach, the doctor realized that it was not him who was guilty, it was himself, the smell was a little stronger than the dung pit in the village, if it wasn't for his strong concentration, I am afraid that he would have fainted from the smoke.

Song Ruijun hid outside the door, looking at Zhang Dongyi, who was lying on the hospital bed and struggling, he couldn't help but feel a tingling scalp.

How could there be such a coincidence in the world, Liu Yu just found Zhang Dongyi and began to eat like a dog?

It is very likely that all this is done by Liu Yu, after all, many people call him a little miracle doctor, and some of the methods beyond ordinary people are also normal.

I don't know what's going on, Song Ruijun looked at the powder that kept flowing out of Zhang Dongyi's mouth, and he actually had an urge to eat, so frightened that he hurriedly left the emergency room.

Damn, it's terrible, I'll go to the door of Tiannan Group tomorrow to beg Mr. Mo!

Song Ruijun hurriedly walked towards the gate of the hospital, because he was thinking about things, he didn't look at the road, and actually bumped into a mummy-like person with a head fruit.

"You're fucking blind and don't look at the road?"

The patient couldn't help but turn around and scold, and he was stunned when he saw that it was Song Ruijun.

"Song Xing, why did you come to the hospital too?"

"Governor Ma, what's wrong with you, wouldn't you also provoke Liu Yu's kid to be retaliated by him like this?"

Song Ruijun saw the scene in front of him and couldn't help but ask.

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