Chapter 708: Mom, Your Head!
"What else do I have who don't follow the routine?" a cold smile appeared on the corner of Chu Jiang's mouth again, "Give you three seconds to disappear from in front of me, otherwise, I will continue to twist your arms and let my woman practice footwork." ”
"Ahh
In three seconds, how to disappear, the only way is to open the window and jump down, but at such a speed, if you jump, you will not be broken or something, maybe you will have to lie in bed for three or five months.
At this moment, the yellow hair had also woken up, and the three of them looked at the endless traffic outside with a panicked face, and couldn't help but feel a panic in their hearts.
"Three...... Second ......" Chu Jiang ignored their expressions and had already begun to count, Wu Meiniang was also very cooperative with her feet.
In an instant, the two of them seemed to have become partners for many years, and they had a tacit understanding.
"Jump, boss, it's better to break a bone than to be kicked and broken. ”
"Yes, Boss, if you break a bone, you can grow it back, and if the egg is broken, it's over!"
The thief's two companions begin to encourage Yellow Fur, who is clearly their boss.
"One!" Chu Jiang shouted categorically.
"Ahh
The three thieves opened the window with the only intact arm left, and scrambled to jump off, a little bit off the cliff, completely ignoring the fact that the bus had not stopped.
The driver of this bus, in fact, has been holding back for a long time, and it is rare to have a chance to show enthusiasm, and at the moment when the three thieves jumped out of the car, he suddenly stepped on the accelerator, and the whole bus began to accelerate and rush forward.
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Ahh
There were three screams faintly outside the window, and then, as if it was silent, I don't know if it was a long distance, or if the three thieves had fainted or been hit by a car.
After the three thieves jumped off, the car fell into an eerie silence before bursting into applause.
"I didn't have to applaud, I just did what a man should do. Chu Jiang said meaningfully, "Do you know why those three thieves were so arrogant just now?"
There was silence in the car, as if I was lost in thought, as if I knew the answer but did not have the courage to admit it.
"Isn't it because they have knives in their hands?" Wu Meiniang said with big eyes.
"No, it's because they see through the humanity of most of the passengers in the car, if everyone is like you, stand up and attack them in groups, there are only three of them, when they see the angry crowd, how dare they be arrogant, they don't even dare to pull out the knife and jump out of the window. Chu Jiang said, "Therefore, their arrogance from a certain angle is because of the inaction of the passengers to give them. ”
After Chu Jiang finished speaking, the carriage suddenly fell silent again, except for the sound of wheels rolling, there was nothing.
Most of the passengers looked ashamed, and some were eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
If just now when he was applauding, Chu Jiang said openly: "You applaud a bird, where did you go just now!"
If you say this, Chu Jiang can be regarded as a grandiose slap in the face of this group of passengers, maybe they will be ashamed, but they will definitely not reflect, and some will even think that Chu Jiang is sarcastic about them, and secretly disagree, who has such skills as you, is there anything wrong with us protecting ourselves!
However, Chu Jiang's other way of saying it, although he did not slap the passengers' faces, he said that in one sentence, he helped these passengers to reflect, hoping that after learning from the pain, these passengers could take the lead in standing up and stop the vicious behavior when they encountered similar situations when they took the bus in the future.
At this time, the aunt looked at the wallet that belonged to her that was already in Chu Jiang's hands, and hurriedly said, "Hurry up and return the wallet to me!"
"This ...... Mom, you just said that this wallet is not yours, did I hear it wrong?" Chu Jiang glanced at the expensive wallet and said with a smile.
"What aunt is not a big aunt, called eldest sister, I just said this, it is just an expedient measure, why are you so ignorant young man, hurry up and return the wallet to me." As soon as the aunt heard the title of the aunt, she was immediately unhappy.
"Aunt is aunt, what kind of big sister is pretending, let me ask you, this wallet was snatched back by Lao Tzu at the risk of his life, you didn't even say thank you, why should I return the wallet to you so quickly." Chu Jiang was also unhappy, and said in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel.
"No matter what, it's my wallet, if you don't pay me back, I'll call the police!" The aunt said angrily, she felt that she had been slapped in the face by Chu Jiang, and she was still like that.
When Wu Meiniang heard this aunt say this, she didn't say anything, and suddenly grabbed the wallet in Chu Jiang's hand, didn't say a word, opened the car window and threw the wallet outside.
There happened to be a bus driving outside, and the wallet was crushed beyond recognition.
The corners of Chu Jiang's mouth curled, and he gave Wu Meiniang nine hundred and ninety-nine likes, this chick has a personality, and it seems to be more and more in line with our Brother Jiang's taste, hehe.
"Everyone heard it just now, you said that this wallet is not yours, it may have been left by the thief, so there is no need for us to keep it. Wu Meiniang said coldly.
"You...... You pay me for my wallet, pay for it!" the aunt suddenly opened her teeth and claws, and yelled at Wu Meiniang.
"You, if you had the courage just now, the thief might have returned the wallet to you, just now, you didn't dare to yell at the thief, but now you dare to yell at us, do you think we are young and easy to bully?" Chu Jiang put on a posture of teaching the yellow-haired few of them a lesson.
The aunt stopped suddenly, so she yelled at the driver: "Stop quickly, you don't have long eyes, I'm going to go down and get my wallet, there are more than 1,000 yuan in it!
She didn't dare to yell at Chu Jiang, and began to yell at the driver.
"This aunt, I'm sorry, according to the regulations, I haven't arrived at the station yet, the bus is not allowed to stop, what about the next stop, almost, and ...... Six kilometers away. The driver glanced coldly at the aunt from the rearview mirror.
"Auntie, Auntie, your head, it's all a bunch of bastards, it's all a bunch of bastards!" aunt stomped her feet and scolded, she was full of bad luck, and the passengers around her were all squeezed to the side, so as not to be infected by her bad luck.
"In the next second, if someone resembles a shrew scolding the street, he will definitely be thrown under the car. Chu Jiang said coldly.
"Ahh
At the next stop, after the bus stopped, she hurriedly ran down and took a taxi back to find her wallet.
"When are we going to get off?" Wu Meiniang turned her head and asked Chu Jiang, after what happened just now, she felt that she was a lot closer to this guy.
"Get out of the car when you want to. Chu Jiang said lightly.
"I ...... I don't want to go down yet. Wu Meiniang said.
"Do you like the feeling of standing on the bus and being protected by me?" Chu Jiang teased.
"Ghosts like it, I ...... Just trying to catch a few more thieves. Wu Meiniang rolled her eyes and said.