Originally, I thought that Deng Chao must be admitted, but who knew that he patted his chest and said triumphantly: "After a year of getting along, my mother understands the righteousness and has a deep understanding of Xiao Qi's comic attributes, plus I understand the noble discipline of my dedication to art." Hmph, Xiao Qi, if you want to threaten me with this again, it's useless. Hahaha......"

Looking at Deng Chao, who was laughing like a madman in the sky, Zhao Yongqi gritted his teeth and didn't say anything for a long time. Originally, the most advantageous weapon to threaten the Deng Dynasty was Niangniang, but now it has failed, which is just like what the Yankees did in the past "fucking (TMD theater defense system)" and "you fuck (NMD national defense system)", which is simply the catastrophe of other nuclear countries.

Zhao Yongqi, who found that the big killing weapon in his hand was neutralized, decided to endure the humiliation, take a step back and open the sky, and wait for the heavenly opportunity to rise again!

"Then this thing is a cannon that fires human cannonballs?" Zhao Yongqi pointed to the half-human-tall machine behind him, pretending not to know why, and decided to ignore Deng Chao.

Lu Hao nodded with a smile and said, "Indeed, this is the launcher." ”

The launcher in front of you, the principle is close to that of a catapult plate. The difference is that the catapult board is a person who sits on it and uses the catapult force to catapult the person into the air. This launcher is a person sitting on a special soft foam board, and as the catapult pushes forward, the whole person will quickly slide towards the opponent's territory. When they get closer to the local site at a distance of about one metre, the rails installed on both sides will terminate the foam board, and the people on it will naturally be "pounced" on each other by inertia.

"The primitive people are really advanced, the slave owners and slaves fight, and they can also use the cannons of the aerodynamic device!" Wang Yulan nodded, touched his chin and said: "It seems that the primitive people must not be underestimated." ”

"I know that primitive people are very powerful!" Li Zhien seriously compared the space as large as half of Zhao Yongqi's body, and said with excitement on his face: "They all eat such a big piece of meat!"

"......" In the face of the super invincible snack goods, what else can everyone say? Feifei nodded and catered to him: "On TV, they can all ride elephants to fight." ”

"Yes, yes. Zhao Yongqi nodded very seriously, and gave the two youngest girls a thumbs up unprincipledly: "Although there is a suspicion of misleading children, I express my 120,000 admiration for your vivid explanation of primitive people." ”

The two little girls were not stupid, they knew that Zhao Yongqi was ridiculing them as soon as they heard it, their little faces turned red, and they glared at Zhao Yongqi, but they didn't dare to talk nonsense.

Seeing that everyone had understood the rules, Lu Hao gave each of them five minutes to discuss, and then prepared to officially start.

"Xiao Qi, how do you get this?" the baby stood beside Zhao Yongqi and looked at the small venue with some concern. This small round platform was actually very crowded just for the seven of them standing, and if the other party rushed over at a fast speed, it was estimated that there would not even be much room to dodge. By inertia, I am afraid that someone will fall out of range with a slight push.

Zhao Yongqi, who was frowning with his sword eyebrows, actually had a headache about how to defend. The entire platform was covered with soapy water, which made it slippery just by standing, and with the soft mats, it was already difficult to maintain the stability of the body. In this kind of hard-fought confrontation, it seems that the stronger side has the advantage, but in fact, if it really collides, the standing side suffers a lot and will definitely slide out. Although he is a little confident in his stability, the problem is that he will not be able to fall into the legendary jack pendant, and he will definitely not be able to give birth to gravity greater than his own weight to press his body.

After thinking about it, Zhao Yongqi, who felt that there was no good way, saw the six pairs of eyes around him, including Cheng He, fall on him, and could only say: "It's too slippery here, there's no too good way, I can only be in the front, Brother He is in the back, and you are fanning behind Brother He." Don't get down on both knees, use one knee. If it's not very fast, I'll push him out first. If it really doesn't work, at least I can push out a few more and let them get fewer points. ”

"Oba, can't you resist at the back? You have a lot of strength, isn't it better to be a tail?" asked after a moment's thought.

"No, I can't. Just thinking about it for a while, Zhao Yongqi shook his head and said: "The space here is too small, and if you are at the end, you will go out with a slight slip." If I hang up first, I'm sure you'll all be doomed. ”

Everyone felt that it made sense, and they stopped arguing, and decided to follow the existing strategy to see the situation first.

The beautiful female slave team has settled the discussion here, and the squinting slave owners are still in full swing rock-paper-scissors. Without him, a pack of wolves is fighting over who will be the first to "pounce" on the beautiful female slaves.

"Oh yes!" With a cheer at the highest volume, Lee Kwang-so, a strong contender for the Asian Stinky Hand King, didn't know which pillar of incense was burned right, and he actually fought his way out of the encirclement and became the first lucky one.

"War, this is definitely war!" said an excited Lee Kwang-so waving his hand: "Didn't that Troy fight for ten years just to rob a woman." On the other side is a group of goddesses who can fight for ten years!"

Comrade Deng Chao, who couldn't look down on people, smiled evilly and pulled down Li Guangzhu's raised arm, pointed in the direction of Zhao Yongqi and said: "Guangzhu, I think you should not be so happy, think about how to break through Xiaoqi first." ”

Li Guangzhu was stunned for a moment, turned his head and looked, no, Zhao Yongqi was grinning at him threateningly.

Swallowing his saliva, as if comforting himself, the smiling giraffe tried to convince himself: "It's so slippery on this, even Brother Qi will definitely be knocked down!"

"Hehe, Kwang-so, we'll rely on you. Zheng Kai patted Li Guangzhu on the shoulder, "You kill Xiao Qi first, and we will help you avenge the rest!"

"......" looked speechlessly at the group of wolves around him who were cheering for him, Lee Kwang-so suddenly realized, hugged his head and howled, "No, it shouldn't be like this!"

"Hahahaha......" The men who succeeded in their treacherous plan high-fived each other, dragged the writhing giraffe, and pressed him to the launch chair.

On the other side, the launcher behind Zhao Yongqi and the others had been temporarily moved away, and it would only be dragged over again after the men's attack was over.

The launch chair is a special "L" shaped foam chair, which can be considered a disposable product and is likely to fall apart after launch. It's just that this is also in line with the intention of the program team, which will not have the possibility of hitting the opposite side, but also increase the speed.

No matter what Lee Kwang-so did to howl, the regret was over at the moment, and when Lu Hao gave an order, the first test human cannonball, in the scream of Lee Kwang-so's ghost crying wolf, rushed directly to the small round platform on the other side.