Chapter 248: The Purpose of the Lion's Calf
"Master Hao, Li Yuanba and I are old acquaintances, let me go and find out his tone. ”
Zhou Huawen was rarely serious and looked at the few people present. There is a lot of wind and Xiao Xiao is easy to be cold, and Lao Tzu is gone and will never return to the heroic.
"Brother Zhou, don't be reckless in this matter. Have you forgotten that we were buried in the coal mine? In case he instigated it, he would have struck the muzzle of the gun if he went. ”
Xu Xiaonan's brows furrowed, obviously unable to think of a comprehensive solution.
"If you want to go out, you have to come into contact with this Dade general. Even if you want to try it with the tiger, I don't want to stay in this place for fifty years. ”
Ning Hao waved his hand, "Let's go back to the Dade Coal Mine first, they can't deal with us with open swords and guns." ”
Hu Qingcheng's eyes rolled and said, "Otherwise, you will stay at my official office first, and I will find someone to inquire about the situation first." ”
The three of them looked at each other for a few moments, and Ning Hao nodded, "It's okay, anyway, now they must think we are dead." There's nothing wrong with going back late. ”
"You ...... Call...... What brother?" said Hu Qingcheng, biting his lip.
hugged and kissed it, but the other party didn't know what his name was. Ning Hao slapped his head with his backhand and said embarrassedly, "My name is Ning Hao, this fat man's name is Zhou Huawen, and the one who looks a little fierce is called Xu Xiaonan." But don't worry, they're all good people, just a little stimulated and a little bit psychologically hampered. ”
"Oh......"
Hu Qingcheng made an expression of understanding, let out a clear scream, and a yellow-haired tiger ran from a distance, shaking his head and tail and walking in front of several people.
"The official office is still far from here, and we can only sit on this lion together. ”
Hu Qingcheng looked at the tiger's back, which was not wide, and his expression was slightly embarrassed.
The back of this lion is actually not narrow, and Hu Qingcheng is easy and happy to ride alone. Even with Ning Hao, it should be barely suitable, and you can still feel the appearance of the fairy couple, smiling proudly.
But if you add Zhou Huawen, a fat guy and Xu Xiaonan, it will be seriously overloaded.
"There is no traffic police on the eighteenth floor of the underworld, right?" Ning Hao couldn't help but be a little worried that the four people rode up, and this lion that didn't look strong would be crippled.
"Nope. You guys ride up, don't look at its small size, it can carry a thousand catties of gold. This is the standard mount for our Underworld's Gold Division. ”
Hu Qingcheng turned over and rode on the lion and beckoned to Ning Hao and the others.
"Shangbei, let's hold the orange girl. Zhou Huawen stared at Ning Hao and said.
Ning Hao was not polite, turned over the back of the lion's lion, and pressed his whole body tightly against the back of Hu Qingcheng, trying to make more room for Zhou Huawen and them.
Zhou Huawen climbed on the back of the tiger, and Xu Xiaonan tried for a long time and was pushed down by Zhou Huawen's big fat buttocks.
Hu Qingcheng blushed and said, "Ning Hao, you go a little further." Otherwise they will not be able to come up. ”
Ning Hao had the courage to shrug his body forward, and he was already completely close to Hu Qingcheng's back. Hu Qingcheng snorted, and Ning Hao suddenly felt an indescribable evil pleasure. The scene that had just come to mind resurfaced, and the blood all over his body was urgently concentrated somewhere in his body.
But even so, Xu Xiaonan still couldn't climb up, and rode on the tiger's tail with his half-pulled buttocks, as if he was breeding a tiger.
"Master Hao, you go a little further. Otherwise, I won't be able to come up. Xu Xiaonan said anxiously.
The tiger green orange is now riding on the tiger's neck, and before that, it is riding on the tiger's head. Feeling the heat of Ning Hao's body behind him, his face became more and more red. Leaned forward forcefully, and said in a low voice,
"Ning Hao, you squeeze forward a little harder...... Oh, that's it, a little harder. ”
Ning Hao shrugged forward honestly and unceremoniously, and the two of them fit so closely that it almost became a negative distance. Zhou Huawen rolled his eyes and moved his ass forward, and Xu Xiaonan finally squeezed onto the tiger's back.
"Xiao Huang, go back to the official office. ”
Hu Qingcheng screamed, and the lion jumped out, tearing open its hooves and rushing forward.
On the vast grassland, the backs of small lions are crowded with people, and they keep leaping forward.
The violent bump made Zhou Huawen shout loudly, "Xu Xiaonan, what is you on my ass, it hurts on the ground, quickly put it away for Lao Tzu." ”
Xu Xiaonan lay on his back, his face flushed and he didn't say a word.
Hearing this, the tiger Qingcheng at the front even had a red neck, which was also what she wanted to say. But the girl's reserve made her unable to speak, so she could only endure it silently, and she shamefully felt that a strange Shu Ma gradually spread all over her body.
For two thousand or hundreds of miles, the four of them were sweating profusely on the tiger's back, and when they arrived at the official office of Hu Qingcheng, their hands and feet were numb.
Xu Xiaonan slid off the tiger's back and his legs kept trembling, and Zhou Huawen spit out after he landed, this guy actually fainted the tiger......
Ning Hao jumped off the tiger's back refreshed, and said calmly, "Qingcheng girl, your official office can have a separate room where you can take a bath and change clothes." Please take us over for a break. ”
Hu Qingcheng's face was delicate, and he said in a low voice, "Yes, I'll take you over immediately." I'll go to the toilet first. ”
Several people washed the stinky sweat on their bodies in their respective rooms, and one of them changed into a clean uniform and returned to the official hall.
The table in the side hall is full of wine and various barbecued meats, which shows the singleness of the food in this place. Hu Qingcheng also looks like he has just taken a shower and changed into a brand new ghost uniform.
After being full of wine and food, Hu Qingcheng said, "I have already greeted everyone in the official office, you live here temporarily, and they will provide you with food and drink." I still have some connections outside, and I want to go and find out the news in person. ”
"Then please Orange Girl. Ning Hao nodded.
Hu Qingcheng glanced at Ning Hao deeply, turned around and left. Zhou Huawen said in a low voice, "Master Hao, this girl seems to be a little interesting to you." You can't let down Sister-in-law Xuechu. ”
"You give me an honest explanation, did Lin Xuechu make any promise to you to become a national teacher of Buddhism. ”
Ning Hao glared at him fiercely and continued, "I said that you have lived to be a dog for thousands of years, why are your thoughts still so immature. You are not short of money, being a national teacher is just a false name. Do you need to spy on her for the sake of a false name?"
"Master Hao, my only regret for thousands of years is that I didn't become a national teacher. Are you okay with your wish for me to fulfill?" Zhou Huawen was seen through by Ning Hao, and said a little frustratedly.
Ning Hao let out a long sigh and said in a low voice, "If you are your national teacher, no one will stop you." Damn, we're brothers. You help Lin Xuechu stare at me like this, like a spy. Did you find it interesting?"
She also said to help me marry a few aristocratic beauties in Thailand. Whitewash my reputation in Southeast Asia. That way, I don't have to be tied up and burned to death as soon as I return to Southeast Asia. Zhou Huawen bowed his head and said.
Ning Hao frowned, he couldn't imagine that this guy was still paying attention to his reputation now. If I knew this, I shouldn't have done so many things that people and gods were angry about.
"Okay, you're very motivated now. Ning Hao turned his head to Xu Xiaonan and said, "Go and ask those ghosts for three lions, let's bring some dry food and go to that natural gold bed to investigate." ”
"Master Hao, no amount of gold here can bring it back to the Yang World. Zhou Huawen glared.
Ning Hao snapped his fingers and said,
"Who said that the things of the underworld can't be brought to the Yang world, how do you think those flowers on the other side came from. Now that I'm here, and there's ready-made gold to pick up, I'd be a fool if I didn't make up my mind. ”