Chapter 952: What is it like to be a lazy god

Yuan Shang tore up the admission letter of Beijing University, and the twists and turns experienced by Hu Xiaoyang, so that the attention of public opinion in the whole society was once again shifted to the lazy seminary. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

But there is still a huge controversy about lazy seminary, that is, can a school like lazy seminary succeed?

People in society as a whole, including the internet, newspapers, editorial platforms, etc., are debating this issue.

Even officials in some competent departments are arguing about this.

There are also a lot of people debating this issue on some Q&A platforms.

Many people have answered this question from various aspects, but in fact, most people are not optimistic about Lazy Seminary.

"It turns out that a good company doesn't necessarily have a good school, in this world, it's not just money, if you have money, what can you say about King Abdullah University of Science and Technology, which has been donated $20 billion at a time? ”

But this argument was quickly overturned, and someone below unequivocally objected to his answer: "If it's just money, then of course it won't work, but is Lazy God just rich? No, they have the best teachers in the world."

Why do they have the best teachers? Because they have the best technology in the world, their finished technology, and now my teacher and I can't even repeat the experiment in the laboratory! Our office bought a professional version of Xiaowan's scientific research assistant, and whenever we plan to establish a topic, we just check it and find that it already has ...... To be honest, now we are desperate, because the ordinary scientific research path is no longer possible, and they have completely sealed it up. If you want to be at the forefront of scientific research, you must join Lazy God Technology.

Actually, my teacher once applied to join Lazy Theological Seminary, but was rejected because the competition was too fierce, and our teacher was nominated for the Nobel Prize! And now I haven't seen them announce their faculty, which shows that they don't regard this kind of thing as a great capital at all, and for them, professors with Nobel nominations are not qualified to be the focus of publicity, so to what extent are they confident? To be honest, I can't imagine? ”

Someone below commented: "If you don't accept it, you may just not be able to use it." ”

Then this comment was given by a lot of people.

This answer leads to a question, that is: "Under the glory of lazy science and technology, what is the state of the mainstream scientific community?"

There was a lot of mourning below, and countless scientific research dogs stood up and said that their bosses had turned white for scientific research topics.

In the past, it was easy to establish the project, but it was difficult to run the fund.

Now it's not even easy to establish the topic at all, because of the crazy brushing of "Doudou" at the beginning, and the continuous brushing now, all kinds of loopholes in the entire scientific research community have been made up one by one, and they are gradually becoming a monolith.

Researchers in some underdeveloped countries who are still below the level of this "iron plate" are as desperate as drowning people locked under the ice.

And a small number of scientific research workers who can reach the horizontal line must also keep swimming, desperately expanding and improving their grades, otherwise they will soon be sealed in the ice and become ice sculptures.

In addition, there are many respondents who believe that a good school must not only have teachers, financial resources, and technology, but also have excellent students.

"The giants of Lazy God Technology, each of them is a peerless genius, the probability of so many geniuses appearing in one place at the same time is too low, not to mention the source of students in the first phase of Lazy God Academy, in fact, they are all selected by major famous schools, there are only two champions, there is no large number of stable and high-quality students, how can they develop? It is impossible that these people will become the geniuses of the Lazy God giants!"

The answerer of this question, of course, didn't know that the giants of the Lazy God Department were actually just ordinary small transparent at the beginning, and Nanming was really capable of manufacturing geniuses in batches.

Of course, there are still many people who are optimistic about Lazy Theological Seminary and think that Lazy Theological Seminary will become a new generation of No.1 famous schools, and this answer praises Lazy Theological Seminary to the sky, which is completely a kind of tone of the circle of friends, such as: "This school is better than Harvard, you may not know it yet!" This sensational tone and tone.

One person commented below: "One pink top ten black, let's see what the members of the first phase of the lazy god say." ”

Then a link to the question was attached: "What is it like to be a lazy god in the first phase?"

Those who were still arguing this question immediately discovered the real god-level answerer.

"The poisonous tongue god is actually in the first phase of the lazy god?" The first answer, which was the hottest under this question, suddenly blinded everyone's eyes.

As a poisonous respondent who is often active on the answer platform, the respondent named "Embers of the Future" replied: "They are a group of SBs who have been fooled!"

"Actually, the respondent is not a member of the first phase of the lazy god, but the respondent is a friend of Nanming, so he eats and drinks on the boat, really, the respondent does not blow or black, and the members of the first phase of the lazy god are all sb!"

"In fact, many people think that when they come to Lazy God Technology, they can earn money while lying down, sleep until they wake up naturally every day, and count the money until their hands cramp?

Below, attached is a photo of several dorsal fins floating on the surface of the sea in the blue sea, and several bleeding and struggling chickens on the surface of the water are attracting more sharks, while a teenager, hanging headfirst on a bungee-like pole, is bouncing on the water, and below him, there is a shark with a huge mouth open, which is about to bite down.

A user named "Chen Hao Hurry" below shouted angrily: "You are talking nonsense, Lao Tzu is practicing courage with the security team members on the ship! You kid wait, I'll let you try!"

Then, a few seconds later, Chen Hao below hurriedly uploaded a photo of a person being hung upside down and thrown into the sea, with a caption: "Actually, we have left the water area where there are sharks, and in order to throw him in to take pictures, we have made a special return journey of 700 kilometers! This slut is too cheap!"

However, this man obviously did not learn his lesson, and after about half an hour, he edited and revised the answer, adding a valid example of the lazy god issue is SB: "Look, this guy is also an SB, he was on the ship as a coolie, and when he took off from the East China Sea, he was mopping the floor, and now he has flown to Hawaii, and he is still mopping the floor!"

Chen Hao hurried: "Hey, upstairs, the SB you sent is still me!" )