370 Laughter is full of water, and the lotus stamen is fragrant and dusty

1. Bai Yunnuan usually does not spend much, and he does not need a huge amount of money.

2. I rarely wear makeup, and I don't need a dresser.

3. The room is too big.

All that said, she had good reason to miss out on the dresser.

Xiaobai discussed with Qiulin, and Qiulin said: "Donations are voluntary, according to personal circumstances, donating more or less is a heart, how can you force people to donate more than 200,000 yuan? Don't forget, you're the dean of teaching, the dean of education who specializes in all kinds of disobedience!"

Qiu Lin waved his arm and said these words, evoking Xiao Bai's distant memory.

When they reach a certain age, the orphanage sends their children to a regular primary school nearby.

For example, when she criticized a male classmate for having too long hair, she said: "The student I want to criticize today, ah, his grades in our school are not good, ah, not good, he is ranked 4th in the whole grade, ah......"

The "ah" in the middle is her characteristic pause, reserved for gasping, and at the same time used to connect the previous and the next, and to look around to check whether everyone is paying attention.

At that time, there was a large area at the bottom.

It turns out that the 4th place in the whole grade is not very good!

The dean of instruction also worked as a substitute teacher for math.

Once, the teacher of the main department called for sick leave, and the dean of education explained the examination papers.

"Now let's take a look at this question. ”

She pointed to a multiple-choice question, her fingers crackling.

"This is a multiple-choice question, it's too simple, isn't it? At a glance, you can see that A must be wrong, B must be wrong, C must be wrong, then D must be right, is it so simple that I still need to talk about it?"

Poof-

Boss, isn't this the same as not talking about it?!

The classmates looked at each other and whispered with black lines on their heads: "That, director, why should you go, please." ”

Thinking of this teaching director who specializes in all kinds of disobedience, but no one has ever obeyed her, Bai Yunnuan couldn't help but laugh.

At that time, I was trembling under her high pressure, but when I looked back many years later, I only had fun memories left.

Qiulin said: "That's right, I'm happy that I'm comfortable, and I don't have a sorry conscience." As for what other people think, don't care too much. If you want, you can visit that sick Xiao Liu in private, but we must not encourage this unhealthy trend of forcing others to look good!"

Xiaobai looked at Qiu Lin's righteous face, and couldn't help but think about the first time he saw her.

At that time she seemed to be a docile little girl, doing things carefully.

But the more I got to know her, the more I found that there was such a huge amount of energy hidden in her thin body! This positive energy made people like her even more.

After a while, another colleague came to look for him, it was Mr. Xiao Zhao: "Director Bai, there is something I want to trouble you." ”

Bai Yunnuan asked weakly, what's the matter.

Xiao Zhao rubbed his hands and said: "That's the case, isn't my husband an associate editor in an entertainment newspaper? Their boss has just said that if he can't produce a hot enough exclusive report within a month, he will be dismissed as deputy editor-in-chief next month! You know, we have an 80-year-old lady in our family, and there is a ...... in the family."

Xiao Bai suddenly remembered something, and asked straightly, "Teacher Zhao, how old are you this year?"

Xiao Zhao was stunned for a moment, and replied without thinking: "26, what's wrong?"

Xiaobai: "Then how can your mother give birth to you at eighty or ninety? And aren't you still married? There is no one down there!"

Xiao Zhao's face flushed: "Hey, Director Xiaobai, why are you so upright? I didn't mean to be smooth, don't you usually say this when you ask for someone, hehe." ”

Xiaobai seems to be the same when he thinks about it, but it is usually when the bad guy is caught by the heroes of Liangshan and begging for mercy......

Xiaobai: "I understand, do you want me to help you with the interview with Wushan?"

Xiao Zhao hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, that's what it means, I don't know if Mr. Wu has time?"

Xiaobai frowned: "He's ......?"

First, Wushan's daily work intensity is very high, and things are arranged one after another; in addition, he is very low-key in interviews, will he be willing to go?

Xiao Zhao seemed to have guessed Xiao Bai's thoughts: "Of course, if Mr. Wu is inconvenient, it is okay to interview you! Now I don't know how many media want to interview you! Give face, half an hour of interview is enough!"

If you are interviewed, you will inevitably be asked how you met Wushan, so how can you answer? And neither she nor Wushan are particularly reluctant to mention privacy.

If you don't talk about privacy, what else can you say? Is it difficult to teach everyone how to dance ballet?

Xiao Zhao guessed again: "Director Xiaobai, you are a big celebrity now, everyone loves to hear what you say, if you and Mr. Wu feel embarrassed, just talk about your work, your hobbies, no matter how bad it is, brain teasers will definitely not make you feel embarrassed!"

Brain teasers? This little white likes it a lot, but is it appropriate to say these things in the interview?

Xiaobai has never been interviewed, and even the wedding was well protected by Wushan.

Seeing that she was still a little hesitant, Xiao Zhao pleaded: "15 minutes, 15 minutes, is it okay? And you don't need to go over, my husband's newspaper sent a reporter to interview you, and the questions are told to you in advance, so that you can prepare the answers? We have been colleagues for so long, can you bear to watch my husband being fired? Do you bear to watch him go home every day and borrow wine to kill his sorrows? You can't bear to see him standing in his thirties, his figure is depressed and depressed......

Xiaobai made a "stop" gesture: "Stop, stop, stop, okay, okay." ”

Wu Shan once said, "You can do whatever you want, and enjoy 100 percent personal freedom." Remember, you are not a canary in a cage, the only thing to watch out for is safety. ”

So Xiaobai is not too good at rejecting others, so he agreed, and he should exercise his courage.

Xiao Zhao happily contacted her husband.

In the bathroom, when sorting out his hair, Xiaobai accidentally touched the neckline, and the soft fabric was torn open a little to the shoulder, revealing the green lotus next to the collarbone.

This beautiful mark has been a part of my body since the beginning, and I have long been used to seeing it, so there is nothing to make a fuss about.

But at this moment, her eyes inadvertently touched, but she couldn't help but exclaim: "Ah!"

Qiulin outside the door jumped in with an arrow: "What's wrong, what's wrong?"

Thankfully, there was no one else here.

Xiaobai said embarrassedly: "Don't be nervous, it's not a big deal." ”

Qiulin: "Then what are you shouting?"

"I'll show you something. ”

Xiaobai pulled open the collar and showed her her collarbone, but Qiulin also let out an exclamation: "It's amazing!"

From the beginning of the child's womb, a shy lotus flower appeared in that position, like a shy little girl, refusing to show half of her face to people;

But now, the green lotus bloomed proudly, out of the mud but not stained, clear ripples but not demons, as if swaying in the wind, smiling and smiling, the lotus stamen has fragrant dust.

Some babies are born with their own "tattoos", a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, and a peacock dancing on the buttocks......

However, birthmarks are not very popular, and it is said that the most common is Mongolian spots that disappear automatically within a few years of birth, and other types of birthmarks generally do not change much if they are not removed by surgery in the future.

But this mark on Xiaobai's body can be said to be unprecedented and unprecedented, it was originally a delicate lotus flower is amazing enough; I didn't expect that after marriage, this flower will bloom, and it is still as delicate as gouache painting, it is really rare in the world!

Probably Xinlian is only open for one person.

Xiao Zhao's husband cherishes this hard-won exclusive interview opportunity very much, and he is afraid that the night will be long and dreamy, and what if it drags on for a long time, what if people change their minds?

Therefore, in the afternoon of the same day, he personally led a team of reporters to the unit and conducted a cordial and friendly interview with Xiaobai.

Xiaobai sat in the office, speechlessly asked the sky to browse the long list of questions prepared by the newspaper reporter, there were enough 100 question marks-

1. How did you meet Mr. Wu?

2. Did anything special happen to you when you first met?

3. How much property does Mr. Wu have?

4. How many properties did Mr. Wu give you?

5. Does Mr. Wu have any tattoos on unknown places?

6. How many push-ups can Mr. Wu do at one time?

7. Does Mr. Wu prefer French tongue kisses or wet kisses?

8. Are you in harmony in all aspects of your marriage?

9. Does Mr. Wu have any special fetishes......

Quack, many crows flew over the little white heads.

This is the question that Xiao Zhao said would not embarrass himself?

In fact, she also wanted to inquire about the difference between the two types of question 7......

Xiao Zhao also just saw this list, and she also felt that she couldn't help it, so she glared at her husband and asked him what was going on?

His husband also glared at her back, meaning, you know a P, exclusive reports, what's the use of just reporting something that doesn't hurt? If you want to be popular, you must have something exciting to satisfy the gossip psychology of the vast number of people who eat melons!

Qiulin shook his head when he saw those questions.

Xiaobai is usually embarrassed to refuse others, especially in person, and often thinks about it, forget it, and accommodate it once. But how can this situation be accommodated?

And she found that if she blindly backed down, others would ask for more, and it would be even more difficult for her to end up at that time, so she mustered up the courage to say, "I'm sorry, it's inconvenient for me to answer these questions." ”

Xiao Zhao's husband smiled and said that it didn't matter, but he said to Xiao Zhao in private: "Your colleague's spectrum is quite big, it's not the same if you climb a high branch." ”

After some communication, Xiaobai finally insisted on picking a few less sensitive topics by himself.

There are no superfluous outsiders present, and it's not like being exposed to the camera all the time on TV, what you say only needs to be recorded in writing, so the whole process is quite relaxed and enjoyable.

Xiaobai's life is complete again.

But she never forgot for a moment that the reason why the media wanted to interview her was not because she was powerful and capable, but simply because of her relationship with Wushan, so she had nothing to be proud of.

Because of the need to seize the timeliness, the newspaper headline the next morning put this report, this is the first exclusive after Wu's wedding, which undoubtedly made Xiao Zhao's husband's newspaper fiercely popular, and the newspaper that day was also sold out of stock, and it was temporarily reprinted several times, which can be regarded as refreshing the record of the number of newspapers printed, and virtually saving the career of a media worker......