"People who pay bribes want to get more benefits. ”

"I want you to teach me martial arts. ”

"I promised to teach you. ”

"I have to use simple and effective methods to ensure that I am taught, and the tricks are also taught. ”

"No problem. ”

"Good. Then the bribery begins. ”

"You're giving bribes, aren't you taking bribes......"

After a while, Chen Shouzi entered the so-called obligation of being a husband, and began to teach her the principles of Tai Chi Xingyi Boxing.

Since then, the weeping willow in the dusk has followed Chen Shouzi to learn martial arts and practice martial arts, and strive to persevere.

She's been practicing for weeks, and she's still playing. Chen Shouzi said to her: I have been practicing for many years and still competing. If you are familiar with the stroke, you will practice. The five-shaped fist belongs to the inner boxing, which has the reputation of the art of the inner meridians, and the effect of Shu meridian activation is extraordinary.

She believed what he said, just as she loved hopscotch as she did when she was a child.

Chen Shouzi also insisted on practicing the Five Elements Cannon with her.

"The Five Elements Cannon is Jin Ke Mu, Mu Ke Earth, Earth Ke Water, Water Ke Fire, and Fire Ke Jin. Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth are the 5 symbols, don't take it too seriously.

"That is, splitting and breaking, breaking and breaking, breaking and drilling, drilling and breaking cannons, and breaking and splitting cannons. ”

The action of the five-element cannon is simple, the rules are strict, and the left and right styles are repeated.

Gradually, the weeping willow in the dusk learned the art of beating.

Then Chen Shouzi taught her Tai Chi pushers. I picked out more than 10 typical Tai Chi movements for her to put on the shelf.

One year later, the weeping willow in the dusk has eagle light in its eyes, and it has the intention of trampling on the enemy when walking.

She often uses her eyes to sweep the direction of the Flying Mouse's house, trample on the direction of his house with the soles of her feet, and use her mind to cause an earthquake for his house.

After 2 years, she decided to play for real.

She first took advantage of the opportunity of the loudspeaker in the village to call out who had a kang to sign up, remembered the mobile phone number of the village director Feitian Shuo Mouse, and then added WeChat friends.

The village director's WeChat account is indeed a flying mouse. The Flying Mouse said: I passed your friend verification request, and now we can start chatting.

"Who are you?" asked the Flying Mouse.

"The one who has a crush on you. ”

"Xiaocui, you used to have a crush, but when you said it later, didn't you already become a clear love?"

"It's not Tsuime. ”

That day, I saw you look at me, like a little butterfly looking at an airplane. ”

"No, I'm looking at a spaceship like a little mosquito. ”

"Haha, I'm a battleship in a spaceship!"

"Well, you're amazing!"

"Awesome, right?"

"I'm really not Tsui. Besides, I'm Xiaocui, I ignore you. ”

"Still angry?"

"Can you not be angry? You mistook me for Xiao Cui, how can I talk to you? I'm not in the mood!"

"You're really not Xiaocui, are you?"

"Mention her again!"

"Then why are you called Cuizhu Cuicui?"

"Blind. ”

"Then tell me who you really are. ”

"I'm the ...... It's a long story. It feels like it's been a long time...... One night, I went to you to get a stamp. There is little hot air, and air passages need to be built. At this point, you take off your trousers and expose them to the darkness of the night. ”

"You are a strong son-in-law. ”

"Older than her. ”

"Are you a sister-in-law?"

"Bigger than her, too. ”

"Are you Grandma Wen?"

"Smaller than her. ”

"Are you Aunt Jin?"

"Smaller than her?"

"Are you Aunt Guang?"

"It's pretty much the same as her. ”

"Are you...... Can't guess. ”

"I'm your sister-in-law. ”

"No way. ”

"How could it be?"

"I always thought you hated me. ”

"I hated you a little bit at first. I hate you for not holding me tightly at that time, and patronizing me blindly. I couldn't bear it anymore, so I hooked up with Chen Thinzi, and then hooked up. I thought he was practicing martial arts, his flesh was hard and his bones were hard, but when he got his hands, he realized that it was a skeleton that couldn't rot, a golden coffin. ”

"Really? Haha! Then come to me, I'm idle tonight. ”

"That is a word, there are no other women. ”

"Of course. ”

It just so happened that Chen Shouzi was on duty in the town tonight and would not come back.

The weeping willow in the dusk first swept the kitchen knife and then put it down.

I picked up another pair of scissors. Put it down again.

In case it is snatched, it is more ferocious and less auspicious if there is a murder weapon.

It's still an empty glove white wolf.

She shook her spirits and ran to the wolf's den.

She came to the Flying Mouse's house, and the door was open.

There was no one in the courtyard. So she went into the north house. As soon as he entered the house, he was suddenly hugged by a big man who jumped out of the door.

The weeping willow in the dusk used the strength of two years of Tai Chi to play with him, which made him toss for a long time before carrying her to the inner room.

He ripped her clothes and took them off.

"You take it off first. She said.

"I'll go first, I'll go first. The Flying Squat said and took off his essence.

When the flying rat turned over to undress the weeping willow in the dusk, he saw that she had only a fresh red pants left, and lay down on the kang.

The flying rat pounced like rat poison.

Later, when Hao Ying saw Chen Ling's award, she thought: The weeping willow in the dusk is so pitiful, do you have to let the flying rat succeed before she can fight back?

Hao Ying's guess was right. The weeping willow in the dusk is indeed the first to make the flying rat cheaper.

The rat hurriedly moved his tongue-covering hand to comfort his injured nose.

The weeping willow in the dusk saw that the purpose of revenge was basically achieved, so he withdrew.

She jumped off the kang and took her clothes to the yard to wear.

But Shuo Rat had already come up with a strong sense of counterattack, and endured severe pain to hit her. She didn't bother to open the door, so she turned around and resisted.

Shuo Rat was originally a veteran of martial arts, and his skills were profound, but after all, the pain was too intense, and most of his strength was injured in an instant, and the weeping willow in the dusk could easily counterattack any of his attacks. Even if you don't have to practice hard for two years of the Five Elements Cannon, you can only use the combination of Tai Chi and Tai Chi, and use Heng Po Shun and Shun Po Heng, Shuo Rat will not be able to beat her, she will only be beaten.

But after all, the old lady has far less strength, and she is angry with the enemy, and if her psychological quality is poor, she will collapse.

And hatred can be a huge motivator. The wrath of the weeping willow in the dusk is like a flame that encircles a large dead log, and although it cannot quickly turn the dead wood to ashes, it can gradually turn it into charcoal.

insisted on using piecemeal beating, which made the shoulders of the flying rats sore, the cervical spine hurt, the chin was discounted, and the cheeks were swollen.

After all, the flying rat is familiar with the geographical environment. He reached into the cupboard and felt for the kitchen cutter.

The weeping willow in the dusk was in a hurry, chased after him, and slammed his middle finger into his right eye.

The Flying Squat was stupid all of a sudden, and threw the kitchen knife with a scream, and the remaining one-eyed was also closed.

In the twilight, the weeping willow took the opportunity to open the latch, grabbed one of her jackets and fled outside the courtyard, and hurried away from the wolf's den without pants on.