Chapter 890: Miss Sunny
The three strange old men took out a stack of money, counted five and handed it to Wu Man, Wu Man took the money excitedly, quickly bowed to the old man, and then trotted all the way to his mother's side.
"You two were originally raised in one child, and your mother died after giving birth. ”
"Your father couldn't think about selling you to Li Sanniang at that time. ”
"I'm afraid that you will know that you will go to him, so you will not say anything about it. ”
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As soon as they opened their voices, the three monsters, Old Man Huang, and Old Man Lin were directly amazed, and the three of them glanced at each other, nodding and praising while gently tapping on the table and humming.
"The singing is really good, especially this little girl, who looks young, but this figure and singing voice have a clear eye. ”
"Yes, this woman is not bad, in my opinion, she is no worse than those hyped masters. ”
"This woman seems to be a little familiar, you see, isn't it quite like the one who won the championship in the original "Da Qin Dialect", who is ......?"
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The old men can't understand the songs, they like to listen to the Qin dialect when they have nothing to do, this is a big thing they have heard since they were children, just like drinking tea, it has formed a habit.
In the past, there were temple fairs in the countryside, and as soon as the opera was sung, the old men and old ladies from all over the country gathered in the audience to listen to the opera, but now there is no temple fair, and the opera is gradually declining and no one listens to it.
If these old men and old ladies want to listen to the play, they can only buy a radio to listen to, but this radio is not as flavorful as a real person's singing.
So today, the three strange old men and the three of them really had a good time.
But the boy across the table smiled a little unlucky, listened for a while and found that he didn't understand, write, and couldn't concentrate, and finally had no choice but to give up, simply not write, close the computer and start to concentrate on eating.
"Yo, there's a show today?"
Towards the end of the song, Han Yu came in in a tight sportswear, stood at the door excitedly and watched for a while, and then found a place to sit down and order something.
"Here's beef, another egg fried rice, and by the way, another bottle of Black Wood Dragon. ”
After ordering, she turned her head to look at the hall, and found that the only person who could chat was Tong Zixiao next to her, so she simply changed to the table where Tong Zixiao sat down.
"Hey, are you going to write here for another day?"
The boy looked at her with a smile, nodded silently, then sighed and shook his head.
"I guess I can't write it, what about singing...... Too noisy ......"
"You can write while listening to the play, when I was in school, I used to do my homework while watching TV. ”
"You still have this specialty?"
"Of course, it's a pity that I finally got a junior college......
The boy smiled and glared at her: ......
"By the way, you must be in good health when you sit like this every day, right? Do you want to go to my place to practice yoga? I'll give you a discount!"
"Don't go!"
"Why?"
"I can't exercise too much. ”
"Huh, are you...... What's wrong?"
"No, because I get tired when I exercise a lot. ”
Han Yu: ......
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Tong Zixiao suddenly felt that it was not a particularly wise decision to come here to write.
Originally, singing was noisy enough, but now there is a chattering woman, which gives him a headache.
What he didn't expect was that after singing the one-fold play, the three old men actually spent 500 yuan and ordered another discount, and the most terrible thing was that the order was "Three Drops of Blood......
He said in his heart that he listened back and forth with a twist of plays, isn't he tired?
Maybe he didn't know that there were actually so many plays in the traditional Qin dialect, but the old and young masters of Qin Province couldn't get tired of listening to them at all, because only those who understood would listen to the special flavor of opera, not songs, nor operas.
This is similar to drinking tea, people who can drink tea will never drink tea because they are thirsty, nor will they feel tired of drinking it every day.
After ordering it for the second time, Tong Zixiao felt like crazy, and Han Yu was asking questions next to him, all about yoga, he really couldn't stand it, drank the last sip of wine, picked up the computer bag and prepared to run.
"Alas...... Wait for me, I'm done eating, let's go together, by the way, you said you want to go to my place to get a card......"
"I didn't say it!"
"You said it!"
"Didn't say it!"
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The two of them went out one after the other, and it didn't take much effort, about eleven o'clock, Zhang Hu came in, ordered a pot of tea and didn't order anything, and sat sneakily in the window seat.
Shi Xiaoxiao was just about to ask a few words, when he saw him make a shushing gesture, then pointed to the door and whispered.
"The monkey is going on a blind date today, I'm here to learn from the experience, now pretend that we don't know each other, and I'll cooperate with it, but don't show it!"
Hearing this, Shi Xiaoxiao let out a small sigh and whispered.
"Then I'll learn from the experience later. ”
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The two were talking, the monkey didn't come in, Xu Qiaoqiao and Peng Lin came first, and as soon as the quarrel duo came in, the quarrel was in progress.
"What's wrong with me just like to wear skirts?"
"But you can't wear it like that......"
"I don't wear such a revealing jacket, do I wear a padded jacket? You want to heat me to death so that I can get the little vixen, right?"
"I'm not my ......"
"What are you, why don't you say that you wear less than me at the front desk of your company?"
"That's someone else......"
"Others, you like to look at others, your eyes are like copper bells every day......"
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The two of them were used to quarreling, and as soon as they came in, they changed their orders to order food, and at this time the monkey came in, and quickly pounced over and whispered to Peng Lin.
"Brother, I'm going on a blind date today, give me face, can you stop arguing first. ”
It's okay if he doesn't say it, as soon as he says it, Xu Qiaoqiao next to him raised his voice and shouted.
"We quarrel with us, what do you have to do with you?"
The monkey was frustrated and hurriedly begged Xu Qiaoqiao again.
"Sister, I'm ...... I'm not married yet, can you give me some confidence, I don't dare to get married when I see you arguing every day. ”
Penlin patted him on the shoulder and sighed.
"Brother, my brother advises you as a person who has come over, you must not be hasty in getting married!"
Yes, just because of such a sentence, Xu Qiaoqiao began to quarrel again.
"Peng Lin, what do you mean? Do you regret marrying me? Let me tell you, how many streets have the people chasing me, do you believe it or not, I will divorce you immediately? Don't think that you can find it, I can find it! Who is left and who can't live these days? Is it easy for me to take care of the children and do housework at home every day? You are good, you have a broken company, you are a female employee, and even the security guard you are looking for a woman, are you short of women in your life?"
Seeing that the more persuaded the two of them to quarrel, the more fierce the monkey simply did not persuade, sighed and went to the door to lead a woman with heavy makeup and walked in, glanced at it, and saw Shi Xiaoxiao, who was about to order food with a smile, but suddenly reacted, turned his head and said politely to the woman.
"Look, what do you like to eat?"
This woman doesn't know if she is from a more noble background, or if she is not in good health today, with a look of disdain, she looked at the menu on the wall, and this disdain was even more obvious, almost humming with her nostrils.
"What kind of shabby is this, why are they just shredded potatoes, egg fried rice, porridge, etc.?
"This ...... It's ......"
"Haven't heard of Black Wood Dragon Red Wine at all...... Which country is this? Why is it so cheap? It's only 1,000 yuan a bottle? Is it delicious? It's okay to decorate, isn't there even a Lafite?"
"Miss Sunny, this ...... Although there are not many dishes here, they are all high-quality! This is a restaurant opened by the kitchen god Ma Tianyao, and the dishes are also made by her own hands......
"Chef?...... That's okay, okay, you just look at it and order two, by the way, I'm losing weight, I don't eat meat......"
This so-called Miss Sunny is okay if she doesn't open her mouth, and when she opens her mouth, she almost blows up Shi Xiaoxiao's lungs, but before she can finish her breath, this Miss Sunny speaks again.
"What is this singing, is it dirty, what year is it that people still listen to the opera? In such a high-end restaurant, there is no piano and violin?"
This can provoke the hornet's nest, Wu Man wanted to stop singing and singing, but was pulled by Duan Huizhen, signaling her to continue, as a play, there should be the spirit and consciousness of Mount Tai collapsing in front of him.
They are used to being angry, but the three monsters and Old Man Huang can't do it, the three of them are all famous calligraphers and painters in China, and they have always been offered, who dares to make such a big talk?
Syllable!
The three monsters were directly angry, slapped the table and glared, and scolded.
"Put your M's dog stinky fart!" Qin dialect "formed in Qin, refined in the Han Dynasty, prosperous in the Tang Dynasty, complete in the Yuan, mature in the Ming Dynasty, broadcast in the Qing Dynasty, after several evolutions, it is a grand view", it is a very ancient opera, which can be called the originator of Chinese opera, how dare you say that you are the ancestor of the soil?"
Old man Huang also scolded.
"If you're a gentleman, I'll immediately whip you with a big mouth! What about the piano and violin, do you know what art is?
The woman was scolded at the time, her face was red to the root of her ears, fortunately the monkey was sensible, and immediately came over to compensate the three of them, and whispered the truth, which made the three old men quiet.
Shi Xiaoxiao leaned over to the three strange old men and gave a thumbs up.
"Uncle! it's really fun to scold!!"
The three strange old men glared and scolded.
"Phew, you're an uncle! Who are you scolding? I'm 83 years old!
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The monkey finally persuaded Miss Sunny to sit down in the corner, and ordered the meal smoothly, saying that we could talk about it now.
Unexpectedly, this Miss Sunny began to behave again.
"The environment here is okay, the sun can't get in, I hate the sun the most, when I was in Australia, my skin was sunburned. I wiped more than a dozen bottles of LAMER! I wiped my whole body every day, and it took more than a month to maintain it. Alas, it's really annoying, who made me born with such delicate skin......"
The monkey asked with an awkward smile and scratching his head.
"That...... I asked, what is LAMER?"
"You don't even know this, it's just cream...... The most expensive cream in the world, but for me, it's not too expensive, a bottle is only two or three thousand yuan, I used a dozen bottles, and it cost thirty or forty thousand. ”
"Three...... 340,000 ...... Hehe, it's not too expensive. ”
The atmosphere was suddenly a little awkward, and at this time, Shi Xiaoxiao brought up the dishes, but as soon as he left, he heard that Miss Sunny began to complain again.
"Well, no appetite...... I didn't expect the chef to cook the dishes like that, oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pick on the thorns, it's all because I was used to eating abalone and lobster abroad some time ago, and I may not have adapted to Chinese food......"
Insulting Ma Tianyao is equivalent to insulting Shi Xiaoxiao, and the uncle can bear it and the aunt can't bear it.
Shi Xiaoxiao, who had just taken two steps, suddenly turned around and was about to scold, but saw that the monkey was going crazy first.
"Sunny Sunny, Sang your mother's mother! Zhou Cuihua! Don't think I don't know your details, what kind of imported products does a local girl from the countryside pretend? Can you straighten your tongue and speak? What kind of international model is pretending to be? I don't care how old you are, just your appearance, someone believes you to be my mother's cousin, can you not pinch your throat and pretend to be tender? Take a good look in the mirror and see your virtue?
That's why my third aunt has to let me go on a blind date, otherwise you think I'll beg you lowly? Why don't you go outside and can't get along, so you want to come back and find an honest person to take over, thinking I don't know?
In addition, why don't you go to a Western restaurant a few times and pretend that you have gone abroad, and also piano lafite steak and noodles? Do you know that foreigners don't eat steak at all?
You're a woman, if you're a man, I'd have already whipped you with big ears! Pretending to be so elegant, you're so elegant, don't! How disgusting......"
The little monkey scolded and scolded, and directly scolded Zhou Cuihua opposite, and then snorted, pushed away the chair and turned around and left!
"You ......"
"Miss Zhou Cuihua, I'm sorry, please buy the order!"
Zhou Cuihua wanted to chase out, but was stopped by Shi Xiaoxiao.
"My name is not Zhou Cuihua, my name is Sunny!"
"Okay Miss Sonny, please buy the order!"
"It's not what I ordered, why should I pay for it?"
"Uh...... Are you planning to eat a bully meal?"
"I ......"
Poor Miss Sunny stomped her foot angrily, then touched her pockets, and began to rummage through her pockets again, and finally Shi Xiaoxiao reminded her.
"If you don't have cash, we also support WeChat Pay. ”
"How much is it in total?"
"A total of 2,964 yuan, by the way, if you like to tip, then according to the foreigner's ten percent tip, you can pay us 3,300 yuan......"
"I ...... I'll check out later, I'm ...... I'm hungry, eat first......"
"Hehe, yes, nice meal. ”
Miss Sunny pursed her lips and sat back in her seat, facing a table of delicious food, but she had no appetite, for she was the only one who knew that she did not have enough money to pay for the meal.
She took out her mobile phone and wanted to contact the monkey, but found that she was blocked by the other party.
Then I can only send WeChat and call those spare tires in WeChat one by one.
"Hey, Brother Wang, I'm free today, why don't you have a meal together?"
"I'm sorry, I'm not available today. ”
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"Mr. Li, you ......"
"Sorry, you made a mistake!"
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"Hey, Mr. Zhao, I'm Sunny......"
"I'm in a meeting, I'll talk about it another day, and don't call me in the future, text me if there's something. ”
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It is estimated that it will take more than an hour, Miss Sunny angrily scolded the man for not having a good thing, and wanted to drop the mobile phone, but he was reluctant to lift it in the air.