"What's it like to stay at the Lazy God Tower?"

Within less than two hours of the construction of the Lazy God Tower, this question appeared on a Q&A platform, and then became a hot topic of discussion on social software. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Everyone is very curious, what is the difference between the Lazy God Tower, a building pushed out by the Lazy God Department, and other buildings?

Whether it is the concept or the living experience, what kind of experience can it bring?

To be honest, this topic is a bit big, and everyone has just moved in, each has its own surprises, each has its own preferences, at first many people came to occupy the building first: "Just moved in, let me experience it and then come to answer, occupy the building first." ”

At noon the next day, there were many answers to this question.

Everyone's answers are also different.

The first respondent replied: "Stay in the Lazy God Tower, and you will find that your house is alive! Your windows and balconies are like canvases full of beautiful scenery." Chasing the morning light in the morning, chasing the moonlight at night, tired of seeing the coast and harbor under the moonlight, and you can also see the quiet town, tired of seeing the town, the city lights in the distance, or you are tired of seeing, there is still a vibrant university campus waiting for you. Sometimes you want to be quiet, you can go above the clouds and think about life. Sometimes you feel lonely, but you can also go to the ground and feel the people coming and going. Owning a dream home in the Lazy God Tower, you will find that this is the home of your dreams, which can fulfill all your fantasies about a house. ”

Then, with a large number of beautiful pictures posted below, the respondent seems to be a photography enthusiast.

The beautiful scenery and the answer of the respondent attracted the admiration of countless people.

The next respondent was more professional, he was probably an engineer, he said: "The respondent was born in a mechanical major, but he did not engage in this major after graduation, and then he was lucky enough to join the Lazy God Department, and I am honored to be the first to live in the Lazy God Tower." When you enter the Lazy God Tower, you will find that the original machine can be so magical, so great......"

Then, he used a long space below to introduce how the various mechanical structures of the Lazy God Tower worked, and finally, he sighed in the back: "Living in the Lazy God Tower, you will feel the glory of human mechanical civilization, this is actually not a building, it is a precision operation of the super machine, is a living machine." There is no doubt that the Lazy God Tower is by far the greatest masterpiece of the Lazy God Department, and I privately think that its greatness, its transformation of human society and living experience, and its impact will be, or have been, more than the Silence ......"

The third respondent answered from the perspective of life experience.

"Everyone has seen Doraemon, when I was a child and watched the blue fat man, I was very envious of the blue fat man's magical props, and I always imagined that I also had one. Especially any door, as long as you open the door, you can go anywhere in this world, it's really envious!"

At this time, it was August 2015, which happened to be the emotional movie "Doraemon: Walk with Me" had just been released, and this passage immediately aroused everyone's feelings and memories.

"Ever since I moved into the Lazy Tower, I've found myself with an arbitrary door. If you want to go to the supermarket, open the door and there is a supermarket right outside the door. To go to the gym, open the door and there is the gym right outside. To get out, open the door and there is underground parking. If you want to have dinner with friends, open the door, and there will be lazy dining outside the door...... I now kind of miss the hallway I walked in the first time I came in, because I haven't seen it since I came in...... Corridor-kun, I miss you!"

The following answer is to complain: "I found that I lived in a super-large sightseeing elevator, but, like upstairs, I miss the corridor Jun, and it is hidden." ”

However, not everyone misses Lang Jun, under this answer, someone complained: "My daughter-in-law faints the elevator, obviously I can't feel it at all, so she has to say dizzy." I lived in the Dream House as a permanent residence, and every day I went to the corridor to take the elevator and climb up and down. This morning my daughter-in-law went to work overtime, I can finally try the various advantages of the dream house, I can't wait to go to the cloud to feel life, who knows that my daughter-in-law forgot to bring the office key, just went out and turned her face, the house is gone!

Someone below replied: "It's better to kneel on the washboard, although kneeling on the washboard hurts, but kneeling on the keyboard will hurt the heart......"

The answerer replied, "Brother Xie, steady!"

Underneath this answer, a series of "23333" are all laughing.

Thinking about this situation, I can't help but laugh.

As soon as I went out, I turned my face and turned back, and my house ran away with long legs.

In addition to mythology, this kind of thing is estimated to only happen to the Lazy God Tower.

However, not everyone's answers are so optimistic, and some people's answers are creepy.

"I feel like I'm about to be swallowed up by this house......"

After this sentence, the respondent said the cause and effect: "The respondent I am an employee of lazy life, everyone knows that we are lazy life and lazy security, lazy god hall, and called lazy god is the three backbone positions of the party, we are diligent since childhood, I don't believe you go to the primary school to ask, all of them have been labor commissioners since childhood." Answer: I can't be idle at all, and even if it's okay, I have to run out and walk around several times to find something to do. But since I took a leave of absence yesterday, I haven't been out of the house for 27 hours now. This house is so comfortable and convenient to live in. Comfortable enough to degrade people, convenient enough to indulge. I think that if I continue like this, I can no longer call myself a diligent party, and I will degenerate into the camp of the lazy party, no, I think I will lose the ability to take care of myself, not to mention, the answer decided to voluntarily go back to the company to work overtime! If I continue like this, I will die. ”

The following group of diligent parties had a close relationship, and the lazy party began a counterattack: "What does it mean to degenerate into a lazy party? Our lazy party has offended you?"

There is also a brother who is also a diligent party: "Brother, it's better to come to the beach for a swim and a run, several of us are here." ”

Another person said: "What is the difference between going swimming and recreation and being lazy? We just want to work and create value! I ride my bicycle to the nearby mountains to pick up garbage on a voluntary basis, will my brother come?" Then this man also shouted a slogan: "Stay away from the ogre house, protect my true character of the party, and return my party to the rivers and mountains!"

Below, the war between the lazy party and the diligent party stretched for hundreds.

Finally, a high-ranking person of the Qin Party who seemed to know something inside the story said: "Do you think this is all there is to the Lazy God Tower? The subversion it has just begun, brothers, this is the most difficult time for our Qin Party, before dawn, it is always the darkest." Persist, we must persevere, brothers! Survive this wave, we still have a future for the party!" )