What surprised Li Zhixian the most was not Liang Baoguang's coarse nerves, but that he shook his head all the way after drinking two bottles of spirits, his head was not dizzy and his neck was not sore, and he still twisted around vigorously after getting out of the car and entering the elevator, like a seaweed swaying with the waves.

After entering the code of the security door and opening the door, Li Zhixian kicked off his shoes, threw his handbag casually on the sofa, and went to the shoe cabinet to rummage through the slippers that her father bought last time, and at the same time did not forget to tell Liang Baoguang to be careful not to hurt himself in the dim environment, "OPPA, be careful not to hit the door frame." ”

"Do you think I'm a fool...... As soon as Liang Baoguang's words fell, he made a solid intimate contact with the security door of Li Zhixian's house with his shoulder, and after hitting it, he couldn't keep his balance and staggered to the ground. fell to the ground but still had a hairstyle that was not messy, and posed in a posture of May Sick Emoji _(:З"∠)_ (if you don't know, please Baidu) and boasted to himself in the mirror of Li Zhixian's shoes at the entrance, "There is definitely no fool as handsome as me, even if I fall, I am so stylish." ”

"It's not like a fool, because it's a fool. Li Zhixian shook his head helplessly with the slippers, and was still in the mood to joke, indicating that there was no major problem just now, and he probably didn't need slippers like this. Her biggest concern now was how to get such a big guy into the bathroom, she couldn't do it without a shower, she didn't want a man covered in alcohol to lie on her bed.

Before Li Zhixian could figure out a way, Liang Baoguang got up from the ground by himself, "Where is the bathroom, I want to sing." ”

"The one on the left is. Li Zhixian hurriedly turned on the light in the living room, this strange thing is drunk like this and still has to sing, and you can't sing in the living room, you have to go to the bathroom to sing, is it another bath-type singer, you can't sing a high note without pouring cold water on your head?

Soon Lee Ji-hyun understood why Liang Baoguang had to go to the bathroom to sing, because the tune of "Like OOH-AHH" by JYP's popular girl group Twice came to her ears, "How can I become unshakeable, make me woo, woo...... "If the fans of Bunny knew that this superb OPPA used their natal idol song to induce vomiting, they would definitely chase him two streets with two 40-meter-long knives."

After a burst of toilet flushing sounds, Liang Baoguang shook his head and stood up, after vomiting, he was already a lot more sober, but the migraine was a little bad, and he was uncomfortable just smelling the smell of alcohol on his body, so he frowned and took off his T-shirt. After rubbing his face with cold water, he remembered that he was brought home by a woman who looked very familiar, "It's really blind to my Liang someone's name, and there is actually a day when the body is picked up by a woman." ”

"OPPA, are you feeling better?" Lee Ji-hyun probably felt hot, not only took off his hat and put down his long hair, but his black jeans were gone, and only the hem of his wide striped shirt covered the area, making people wonder if it was empty or a fat man underneath.

"Oh, I feel so much better after throwing up, thank you so much this time. Liang Baoguang was stunned for a moment, almost didn't recognize who the beauty in front of him was, but he controlled the scene with strong willpower, and did not say anything rude, but tried to recall while talking, "I was in a bad mood to go out for a drink today, but I didn't expect to be met by you, if it weren't for you, I really don't know what to do." ”

"It's not a coincidence, the owner of that bar is my college sister and knows that I know you, so when I saw that you were drunk and lying on the bar until it closed, he called me to help. Anyway, there is nothing to hide about this kind of thing, Li Zhixian told him generously, but first carried out some "artistic" reprocessing, omitting many parts that are not suitable for speaking.

Liang Baoguang nodded and accepted Li Zhixian's statement, it is better to be picked up by a friend than to be thrown on the street by the shopkeeper, just feed the mosquitoes for one night, in case you catch a cold, you have to pay at least 200,000 won for treatment to the hospital, and if you are lucky enough to be found by the police and call for first aid, the cost will be higher, "Thank you anyway." ”

"Well, this is a toothbrush, I just passed by the convenience store and I got out of the car to buy it, just use my towel when I take a shower later. Li Zhixian specially explained to Liang Baoguang that she was a single woman's house with no frequent guests, and even fewer needed to stay here overnight, so it would be strange to have an unopened toothbrush.

Liang Baoguang is a man who has been in a thousand flowers, and then his jacket has become a man in a gilly suit, and he has long understood all kinds of explicit hints to women, and people have even bought him a toothbrush, and if he goes home or something like that, wouldn't it hurt the other party's heart? Anyway, a man with a demeanor like him would never be able to do that kind of tasteless thing. After unpacking the toothbrush, I squeezed some toothpaste and stuffed it into my mouth, and my mouth was full of white foam, "I really need to take a shower, and the smell of alcohol is too uncomfortable." ”

"The left switch of the faucet on the side of the bathtub is hot water, and the right is cold water, and it will ...... upward" Li Zhixian was afraid that Liang Baoguang would not know how to release water, so he specially explained to him.

"With you, I want to know what these are for. Liang Baoguang reached out and grabbed Li Zhixian's wrist and pulled her between his arms.

"Ahh

"You scream, even if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you. "Men are essentially the same, and it can be seen from the fact that four men in "Jiupin Sesame Official" have said this sentence in just one minute.

"Oh, don't get the toothpaste foam on my clothes. Lee Ji-hyun exclaimed not because Liang Baoguang was going to do bad things to her, but because he was worried that he would stain the clothes on his body, although this shirt looked simple and had no special design, but it was actually a high-end product of the Italian famous brand Max Mara, and the price was as high as 690,000 won, "Also, do you have a flashlight in your pocket, I ...... Belch. ”

"This is not a flashlight, but Dinghai Shenzhen. Liang Baoguang laughed strangely.

"Needles, the kind that sews clothes?" Li Zhixian snorted, men will only flaunt their own size, and will not use needles as an analogy.

"It's not a needle, but a treasure, the kind that specializes in water treatment. "Dinghai Shenzhen Iron is the Taishang Laojun smelted divine iron, when the great flood in the world was borrowed by Dayu for water control, and then stored in the East China Sea until it was taken away by Sun Wukong into a Ruyi golden hoop stick, and it also has an unfamiliar name: Lingyang stick.

"It just so happens that there is a big flood that needs to be treated by OPPA. Li Zhixian smiled charmingly like a fairy artemisia in early summer.