The aunt jumped back to the house on one foot and fell asleep.

She dreamed that her heart ran out of her body, and she became more than 30 years younger, and became an innocent girl. She plays soccer in the endless wilderness. The air is the most fragrant and clean, and the sun is the brightest and gentleest. The soccer ball had obviously been kicked by her and ran to the ends of the earth, but it was still as big and clear as it was at the beginning.

My aunt woke up and felt that her life was so lucky and fulfilling.

In the morning, when the aunt went to the thatched house, she squatted with servant steps, and although she had the independent skills of the golden rooster when she stood up, she still accidentally dropped a shoe into embarrassment.

She hid one bare foot as she could as she could as she walked on one foot. Yaya still found out about the situation and went to find the shoe back.

When the aunt found Yayati's shoe, she looked like a child without a sense of smell.

"Son, throw it away!" exclaimed the aunt.

"Auntie, good people don't have bad words, and incense people don't have smelly things. ”

"But I can smell it! and I see garbage that I never dared to look at. ”

"Auntie, everything is made up of elements in the periodic table, and I only have elements in my eyes. Yaya said as she went to the water pipe to catch water and brush the shoe.

The aunt wrapped one hand in a rag, snatched the shoe and threw it back into the pit. "I won't wear it if you wash it. ”

Yaya had no choice but to give up, washed her hands, smiled and waved her hand back to school.

In the afternoon, Director Zhang of the Academic Affairs Office organized a general meeting of all faculty and students.

The conference only touched on a few small things.

"Some of my classmates poop!" he said in a loud emphasis, and the room laughed. "Solve it under the wall. You're not going to drive it to the white floor, are you?"

"The second is to minimize the use of mobile phones. When using a mobile phone, you should always ask yourself: am I using a mobile phone to study? My eyes are becoming more and more short-sighted, am I in school, or am I playing with my mobile phone? Those who can play with mobile phones play with mobile phones, and those who can't play mobile phones are played by mobile phones. You must be able to use your eyes scientifically and look into the distance. Learn with your brain, not your eyes. Go to the playground more often. ”

"The third is to engage in the object problem. In principle, it is not allowed, only the object of study is allowed. Before engaging in a partner, we must ask ourselves: Can I engage with him or her to promote the study of both parties? In the course of engaging in a partner, we must always ask ourselves: Have I deviated from the track of learning with him or her? Finally, we must resolutely put an end to the teacher-student relationship. Master and apprentice are like father and son, I don't say that you lack virtue or not, I just ask you not to grab resources from younger generations. ”

on the playground. Because there was no application for holding an event to commemorate the champion of Liu Changwu, Mr. Liu called a group of people to hold it in a corner of the playground by himself.

Mr. Liu first asked Tie Dan to read the story, which was a few lines from the online novel "Xingyi Dahao Li Cunyi".

…… When I found Liuchang Village (Da Liu Zhuang used to be named), I saw an archway leading to Wu Zhuangyuan's Mansion in the southwest corner of the village.

When I came to the village Xiaoxi Street, I asked a few people who were doing grass, and learned that a group of performers had gone from here to Chenzhuang Village in the north.

The group of grass guards was about to reduce a part of the grass because the people who continued the grass had a big hug of grass, and no one could press the guillotine, and they were about to reduce a part of the grass, when Wu Zhuangyuan from the village walked over. Then ask Wu Zhuangyuan to press the guillotine.

Wu Zhuangyuan strode over and pressed, but he couldn't press it. Wu Zhuangyuan said: "Wait until I go home and change into armor." I have a lot of strength when I put on the armor. ”

After Wu Zhuangyuan left, some people commented: "This crazy man, no wonder he doesn't dare to go to the battlefield, it turns out that kung fu is fake, and he can't hold the guillotine like us." ”

Another person said: "He was admitted to the martial arts champion by luck." In the examination room, he lifted a stone, and when he couldn't lift it, he threw it on another stone, and then spat on both hands, and spit too much, and went to wipe it on the pillar, and it happened that the emperor dreamed last night that a tiger slapped the pillar with its claws, so he said: 'You have tried, the champion is yours.' Later, he asked him to go to war, and he said that he was suffering from the wind, and when the emperor heard about it, he was suffering from the wind demon, and then he borrowed the donkey from the slope and began to pretend to be crazy. ”

"The emperor gave him a lot of treatment, and the people who waited for him sent him from our village to Beijing to send him a yellow-faced nest, and after sending it there, the yellow-faced nest was still hot. Someone else said.

"That's Scud. "A man said, and learned the way of the way.

"This is Xingyi Fist footwork. Li Cunyi said, "You can do good deeds, so Xingyi Boxing is also called Xingyi Boxing." After Li Cunyi finished speaking, he walked the Xingyi Fist chicken leg step, and people looked ridiculous and laughed.

At this time, the champion came back, and with a press, the guillotine handle was broken.

"Kung Fu is really high, worthy of being a martial champion!" someone gave a thumbs up......

"That's a funny story!" everyone said.

"It's still the truest folk literature!" said Yaya.

According to the agenda of the event, Tie Dan and Yaya will practice 24 styles of Tai Chi together. I won't look at the demonstration and imitation of these two classmates.

Then, Tie Dan performed Tai Chi Yang Jia Gun alone.

Then Tie Dan Yaya performed Tai Chi knife sparring.

Later, Yaya Miaomiao performed Tai Chi sword sparring.

Teacher Liu began to perform Taizu boxing.

Several students who are preparing to take the sports school perform weightlifting.

Chen Datou, a master of Xingyi among the villagers of Dongchenzhuang, was invited to perform Xingyi serial knife.

Chen Datou's junior and younger brothers, and the steel egg classmates in the third class of the same school performed the twelve shapes of Xingyi.

Iron Egg and Steel Egg perform Xingyi Five Elements Cannon Practice.

Hui Facai hated that he didn't have a chance to show his face, and when he saw that the iron egg and the steel egg were pretending to be good, it was estimated that this kind of comparison had no attack power, so he rushed over to join in the fun.

He punched Wang Ba at the iron egg. As a result, Tie Dan used footwork to go behind him.

Hui Fa Cai saw that the iron egg was gone, thinking that he understood the true understanding of space, and beat the iron egg to another time and space, maybe it was the famous master continent. Maybe it's the Douqi Continent. His face was full of pride.

I've beaten away the iron eggs on the earth!

I still have to go to the Douqi Continent and beat Xiao Yan away!

I want to go to the famous master continent and beat Zhang Hang away!