"What is the result?Why do people hunt you down for your good deeds?" Lin Yi asked curiously. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Alas. ”

Hu Hansan sighed, picked up the flask and poured a glass of wine, "This matter is a long story, in short, it is difficult to explain." Brother, let's talk while eating. ”

As soon as he tilted his head, he drained the glass of wine, grabbed a steamed saury with both hands and lowered his head and nibbled on it.

Lin Yi poured himself a glass of wine, took a sip, and picked up a piece of snow lotus root with chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

The lotus root slices are as white as snow, melt in the mouth, and a faint sweet fragrance fills the mouth, and the sweet Huadiao wine goes down together, and the end is happy and refreshing.

Hu Hansan didn't treat himself as an outsider at all, and in a blink of an eye, a knifefish was eaten by him, and only a dry fish bone remained.

Throwing away the rain bones, his greasy big hand wiped it on the placket of his clothes, he spat out the smell of wine, and said to Lin Yi: "Brother, don't hide it, I deserve my brother to be in trouble today." I, Hu Hansan, have done such a good thing in my life, and I was chased and killed behind by someone with my buttocks, and I really hold my breath when I say it. ”

Lin Yi didn't intervene this time, he drank wine and listened attentively.

"This is a very bloody story, I think I Hu Hansan is suave, Yushu is in the wind, naturally it is popular wherever I go, and it is more sought after by beauties. Two months ago, I passed by Lingbo Pond and saw the fairy mist in front of me, and the aura was strange, so I leaned over to take a look......"

Suddenly, he looked at Lin Yi with burning eyes. Hey, he

"Dude, guess what I saw?"

Lin Yi shook his head.

"Hehe, I didn't guess it this time, I feel so accomplished...... The topic is off, let's continue to get into the topic. ”

Hu Hansan took a sip of wine, moistened his throat, and said: "I saw a beautiful woman bathing in the misty Lingbo Pool, tsk...... The body, the skin, the ......"

"Ahem......"

Lin Yi tapped the table with his fingers and stopped the next inappropriate picture for children.

"Hehe, it's off topic again. Hu Hansan laughed twice and continued: "In short, I saw a beautiful woman taking a bath...... Uh, no, man, don't look at me like that, I saw it by accident, and I only looked at it once. ”

Lin Yi laughed in his heart, you just glanced at Harazi and it was about to flow out, but fortunately you didn't take a second look.

"Brother, I know you can understand my brother, brother, I'm definitely not the kind of person who is lustful and voyeuristic. Yes, I only glanced at it, but that's not the point, the point is that I found that there were so many perverts hiding around, and these perverts were like dead corpses, staring at the big beauties in the pool without blinking. ”

Lin Yi held the chopsticks and leaned forward slightly, he knew that he was about to get to the point.

Hu Hansan said with anger on his face: "Do you think, brother, I am handsome and dashing, and I am handsome and dashing, how can Hu Hansan tolerate such shameless behavior?"

In order to meet the occasion, Hu Hansan slammed the table, startling Lin Yi, and this palm actually shook the wine glass in front of Hu Hansan to jump.

Hu Hansan stretched out his hand to catch the wine glass, tilted his head, and put another glass of wine into his stomach.

Putting the empty wine glass on the table, Hu Hansan smiled bitterly, looked at Lin Yi and said, "Brother, but guess what, my loud drink has become the source of my suffering in the past two months." Immediately afterward, the beauty bathing in the Limbo pool screamed, and I don't know how she got dressed so quickly, and in the blink of an eye, she rushed towards me with her sword. I was in a hurry, stretched out my hand and pointed at the perverts who were peeking at her bathing without blinking, and said, 'Beauty, you are mistaken, they are the ones who peeked at you taking a bath'. ”

After speaking, Hu Hansan scratched his head, made a bitter face, and said bitterly: "It's okay if I don't say this, as soon as I finish speaking, those guys who don't blink their eyes actually waved their guys and rushed towards me." ”

"Well, I'll run. However, as I ran, I explained to the beautiful woman who was chasing after me that they were watching, not me. However, it was only then that I realized that the beautiful woman who was chasing me was actually the sister of the Limbo Fairy, an ugly woman with a body like a fairy and a face like a yaksha. And those guys who stared at her without blinking were some puppets she had cultivated. ”

When he heard the second half of the story, Lin Yi was about to laugh.

Hu Hansan drank a glass of wine with a resentful face and shook his head: "Brother, is it so funny? ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Hu Hansan didn't know if he was really angry, or if he took the table full of dishes as the Lingbo fairy and her sister who chased and killed him.

A table full of exquisite dishes, Lin Yi didn't even eat one-fifth, and most of them all went into Hu Hansan's belly. Three pots of Qingluan Huadiao, he drank two and a half pots.

In the end, he burped, vomited wine, and said to Lin Yi with drunken eyes: "Happy...... What a thief! It's so full...... I'm daunted by this. ”

After speaking, with a bang, his head slammed on the table, and he fell asleep, snoring like thunder.

Lin Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief, he stood up and took out two thousand taels of silver tickets, walked in front of Hu Hansan, stuffed the silver tickets into the placket of his chest, turned around and left.

However, he took a step, but did not move, and at some point, an extra arm was added to his shoulder.

When he looked sideways, he realized that Hu Hansan, who was snoring like thunder at some point, actually put an arm on his shoulder.

Lin Yi was suddenly shocked, his sense was so keen, he didn't even notice that if Hu Hansan had evil intentions and gave him a knife in the back, he wouldn't be able to dodge at all.

"Hey...... Go home...... Let's go home......"

Hu Hansan said in a whisper, his head was on Lin Yi's shoulder, the corners of his mouth were drooling, and he smirked from time to time, full of drunkenness.

Lin Yi smiled bitterly, he was stuck by this sticky candy, and he couldn't shake it off.

Lin Yi really had no choice, but looking at Hu Hansan's dignified appearance, his eyebrows and eyes were clear, and he didn't look like a villain. Although he was unkempt and ragged, Lin Yi never judged people by his clothes.

From the time he met him to the present, all kinds of magical behaviors that he had inadvertently revealed, Lin Yi knew that he had met a master.

Since you can't get rid of it, just take it home, anyway, there is a place at home.

Supporting Hu Hansan, the two went down to the restaurant.

is also this Red Lantern Restaurant, in an inconspicuous private room on the first floor, two people are conspiring.

"How is it?, did Lin Yi's performance surprise you today?" it was Yu Fei who spoke. He wears a black robe with a hat on it, and his whole body is hidden in the black robe except for one face that is exposed.

Sitting across from him was Lin Lan.