Chapter 79: Riding a Sheep
A group of sheep thieves came to patronize the west end of Chenjiazhuang Village again.
The sheep raised by Miao Miao Niang are handsome, handsome, beautiful and beautiful, they dream of it.
Last time, because of the iron egg, they obstructed it, but they didn't steal it, and now it's here again.
Now the popularity of the countryside is weakened, and there are few people to guard against them. Chen Yingjun's wife is in her 90s, and she often wanders around the village, no one pays attention to her, and she never pays attention to people.
When she was young, she was not interested in paying five insurances and one housing fund, no insurance and no money, and no one to see her when she died of illness, and Lou Lin had no chance with her.
But she doesn't like to live in buildings, just as a little goat doesn't like a sparrow's nest in the eaves of a house.
The sheep thief swaggered down the aisle. Get used to it and never treat yourself as an outsider. Everybody pushes the door in.
For example, if someone is used to giving gifts to corrupt officials, they are familiar with it, and when they go to the corrupt official's house, they don't have to be polite, push the door in. "I'll push the door in!" they even boasted about showing off, which was very shameless. These thieves are so shameless.
Although shamelessness is a derogatory term, the thieves don't realize it, and this is what they practiced at the beginning.
Now there is no need to practice, no one will poke the backbone. Men, women, and children flocked to the city, looking down on the countryside and not remembering it. It's like seeing a color TV and abandoning a black-and-white TV. Some of them can remember the countryside, and at most write a commemorative article and post it in the circle of friends, and post it for fun.
As soon as Miao Miao Niang went out to herd the sheep, the little sheep scattered like fireworks in the sky, and she couldn't close them at all.
One of the strongest ones pushed the door in and jumped into the Iron Egg's house.
The little demon was playing hide-and-seek with Iron Egg, this time running up the ladder to the roof.
A cat that climbs a tree is proud every time he climbs a tree, and now he is stunned.
Running down the ladder? I don't have that long legs. Isn't this a competition with me? Is it easy for me to get a certificate? How beautiful my certificate is, a piece of dough cake with mold on it and a square dance.
Alas, I have to be more modest now.
Also to see if she chases the mouse. If I have that hobby, my job, my job title, and my basic salary will all be in vain.
The cat was entangled over there, and the little demon saw the big goat, and couldn't care about hiding the cat, so he trotted down the roof again, chased after it, and rode on the back of the sheep.
"Yes, hit it, hit it!" Miao Miao Niang shouted when she saw that the little demon was too gentle to teach the sheep.
The little demon is so able to lose weight physically and mentally, so light, the big sheep carries her and has no sense, and continues to harass the vegetable seedlings.
The iron egg chased after him and pulled the tail of the sheep.
"Don't pull the sheep's tail, pull one of its hind legs!" commanded Miao Miaoniang.
She was in command here, and a few sheep thieves loaded all her sheep that were running outside the courtyard into the van.
Then all four thieves came into the house and arrested the eldest one.
Seeing that there were three people in the courtyard, although they were far less strong than them, they still stopped and looked at the thief to see what he commanded.
Seeing that there were four uninvited guests, the little demon jumped down from the sheep's back, walked to the thief and asked, "What are you doing?"
After Tie Dan just grabbed a sheep, because the little demon jumped down and was freed by the sheep, he went to the ear room to take out a red tassel gun and shouted: "Little demon, let's play Tai Chi Yang's gun!"
The three thieves outside the thief saw that the spear was sharp and sharp like a superb weapon in a cartoon, and they were a little timid and began to retreat.
But the thief's head stood tall and did not take a step.
And one of the thieves turned back and asked for instructions. But I saw the thief's head staring at the little demon, and his eyes were like wires welded to the steel plate, and he couldn't tear it off.
"Huang Hansan, let's go. A thief reminded.
Huang Hansan's eyes were unyielding.
"You can't eat it as a meal or sell it as a sheep. 1 thief muttered.
Yes, big brother, we are here to steal sheep, not to peep - besides, Nima, you are not a voyeur, aren't you the bright eyes, mouth, and collar of other people's beautiful eyebrows in broad daylight, and there is a way to steal, what kind of system is this!
When the three thieves saw that the leader had been ambushed by the Ecstasy Array, they came over together to pull him, push him, and hug him, but they couldn't shake him.
They stood in front of him again and blocked their gaze with a human wall.
Huang Hansan went crazy, three punches, beat the three thieves to the black eyes, those who looked for yellow teeth looked for yellow teeth, and those who had red nosebleeds.
Three things that don't understand aesthetics, you dare to destroy me!
The four thieves are merciless and merciless. The three injured immediately fought back, even using elbows and knees.
The little demon witnesses the fight and immediately dials 110.
"Why did you come to my house to fight, did you want to amuse me and heal my wounds?" shouted Iron Egg.
Why does this woman look like this? You say she's a fairy, she clearly has a fairy feeling, you say she's a goblin, she clearly has a fairy taste...... The thief was thoughtful.
A car from the police station arrived. The director has a camera around his neck and starts taking pictures before he arrives.
A police officer opened the door of the van, and the sheep in the car immediately ran out of the car in the video.
"Why did my sheep run into someone's car? I don't understand the rules at all, kick them to death!" Miao Miao Niang went to chase after her flock.
All four thieves were injured, and one of them had to be helped by the police to get into the car.
Looking at the flashing lights on the police car, Tie Dan said, "I want to be a police officer too!"
The little demon gave him a thumbs up.
"Do you know how to understand magic, how can you freeze that person?"
The little demon tugged at the collar of the stinky man's stinky man, and it was difficult to answer, so he was busy riding the big goat again.
Tie Dan continued to chase and pull the leg of mutton.
Every time he pulled, he seemed to feel a little more comfortable physically and mentally, and his brain was also undone by the revocation button, which revoked the settings that had gone wrong.
He just didn't finish talking.
The iron egg lady who went out to buy meat returned, and when she saw the bright eyes of the iron egg, she thought: This strange little demon can really think of any strange fitness healing methods!
Miao Miao has come to visit Tie Dan. Immediately after seeing the iron egg, the pear blossom brought rain, sobbing and saying a lot of nonsense in English.
After hearing this, Tie Dan said: "Ten years of repairing and sleeping in the same boat? We are here in the north, not in the south, do you want to take a boat to play in Hengshui Lake, haven't we already been there?
Miao Miao blushed and said in surprise: "Don't you have amnesia, how can you still understand the British? You won't deliberately pretend to have amnesia and play with the little demon in order to skip school, right? You were the top student in the high school entrance examination!"
"You're like that!" Iron Egg got angry.
"How can you deliberately make him angry, he's a patient!" the little demon roared menacingly.
"You and Yaya are working hard, but they are both working for me. Miao Miao said confidently and withdrew.
"Yaya also works for you, what a fool's dream!" the little demon looked at Miaomiao's back, snorted coldly, and said.