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However, to Lu Lao's disappointment, Sun Lao obviously had something on his mind, and he didn't pay attention to the cigarette bag and pot at all, which made Lu Lao very disappointed.

"Boy, why didn't you come to Kyoto earlier?" asked Elder Sun.

Xiao Peng shrugged his shoulders: "If it weren't for Lu Ya telling me today, I wouldn't have known that you were done, you are all busy people, how dare I disturb your business." Besides, I have business to do. ”

"What's the matter with you?" said Sun Lao disdainfully,

"Eat, drink, and be merry. Xiao Peng's answer was also easy.

This answer made Sun Lao extremely speechless: "You live a chic life, don't you care about national affairs?"

Recently, I have been studying the 'black words' of the Foreign Ministry spokesperson, and I have gained quite a bit. Xiao Peng said smugly.

"Black words?" At this time, Sun Lao and Lu Lao were dumbfounded together. "What nonsense?"

Xiao Peng said: "I recently discovered that the Foreign Ministry spokesperson's remarks need to be translated, for example, 'the two sides had a friendly conversation', which means 'our friends bumped their heads', 'we appreciate' means 'we agree with a part', and 'the two sides have a frank conversation'? There are many such examples. ”

Lu Ya became interested when she heard this: "What else?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said to Lu Ya: "If there is anything else', don't provoke me, be careful that I do it!" 'Don't ignore it', it means that you have already done it." 'Wait and see' that is the final warning. 'The consequences of this will be the responsibility of XXX', well, we're ready to roll up our sleeves. There is also something to 'pull back from the precipice', that is, to prepare for XX. And the most terrifying thing should be 'don't say anything unpredictable', then directly issue an ultimatum to remind the other party to prepare the coffin. However, in recent years, the latter sentences have rarely been heard. Who made peace more important to China now? ”

It was the first time Lu Ya heard this, and she became more and more curious: "You say that there is no spectrum." Is that really that terrible to say unexpectedly? Didn't the spokesman say that two days ago?"

In 1962, the People's Daily published an editorial titled "Is it tolerable or unbearable", and the last sentence was "Don't say what is not predictable", and then Ah San was beaten fat, and in 1979, the People's Daily published "Is it tolerable or unbearable", which still said, "Don't say what you don't expect", and then Vietnam was beaten again, this time I said so, this is an ultimatum to Ah San. Xiao Peng said lightly.

Lu Ya listened to Xiao Peng's words, looked at her grandfather, and wanted to verify it, but found that Lu Lao did not answer her, so Lu Ya did not continue to ask.

Elder Sun asked Xiao Peng, "Then what do you think about this? Don't you want to know how we decided?"

Xiao Peng's head shook like a rattle: "Grandpa Sun, don't hurt me, I'm just a, ignorance is a blessing, one is curiosity, the other is greed, if people can't control their two points, it's easy to get into trouble." Besides, knowing more will only increase the troubles, and I will support whatever the state does anyway. ”

Sun Lao smiled: "You kid is shrewd, but you are really capable, and you casually put Xiao Wang into the pit." ”

"Xiao Wang? Oh, do you mean Dean Wang? Grandpa Sun, you have to speak with your conscience, who am I cheating? I walked quietly on the street, I didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, someone directly joined forces to deduct basins on my head, oh, I'm going to honestly let them deduct it?" "Besides, Elder Sun, I know that Curator Wang knows you, so I have enough to save face for you, and I didn't add his responsibility, just looking for that Li Sanjiang, what's the matter? I can't do this? What do you want me to do?"

Sun Lao said anxiously: "Why are you in a hurry? Did I intercede for them? What should I do, Xiao Wang has already given a stroke, and now he is a researcher of the affairs of the Forbidden City." After all, in our Huaxia, there are few people who are more familiar with the collection of the Forbidden City than him. ”

Xiao Peng pouted when he heard this, and muttered in a low voice: "This is also cheapening him, and one sentence will beat me into the criminals." ”

Sun Lao smiled: "You kid, you are still good when you get cheap, you dare to say that your jade pendant is not a plaything that you just started? How do you want to start it? I must not know where to get it!"

Xiao Peng was anxious when he heard this, and pointed to the old cigarette pouch and pot: "Is the copper rod cigarette pouch like that after soaking for more than a hundred years?" After speaking, he took out the Breguet pocket watch from his arms: "This pocket watch has been soaked in the sea for one or two hundred years, can it still run words?"

Sun Lao smiled slyly: "Sure enough, there are still good things." ”

"Damn! old fox. Xiao Peng said indignantly: "Grandpa Sun, in fact, I am really angry this time, especially Director Wang, I have the heart to pinch him to death!"

These words startled Sun Lao: "Why did he provoke you?"

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "This time I came to Kyoto, I didn't expect to see you and Grandpa Lu, after all, you are all busy, I want to have time to find him, you are right, I do have something here, it is not a good thing, it is a few boxes of big cigarette paste in Britain hundreds of years ago, I want to send it to the major museums in our country through Dean Wang, so that the people who come to visit can receive patriotic education, but he is good, and he directly began to pit people." If it's still on my head, do I dare to trust him?"

Sun Lao sighed and said: "Actually, don't blame Xiao Wang, I already knew before I came this time, Xiao Wang was also cheated by Li Sanjiang, and Li Sanjiang caught his weakness." ”

"Weakness?" Xiao Peng asked.

Sun Lao said: "Yes, you also know that China is one of the four great ancient civilizations in the world, but now there is no place for the top four museums in the world! The Louvre Museum in France, the British Museum in Britain, the Hermitage Museum in Russia, and the Metropolitan Museum of the United States. Which of these is not full of Chinese cultural relics? Xiao Wang wanted to enrich the collection of the Palace Museum during his lifetime. So when Li Sanjiang said that he wanted to send this thing to the Forbidden City, he couldn't help it. ”

Xiao Peng shrugged: "There are so many good things in the world, you can't say that you want to become your own when you see good things." Okay, anyway, it's useless for me to keep those big cigarettes, send someone to me to get them. ”

After hearing this, Sun Lao wanted to speak and stopped: "That。。。。。。 ”

"Grandpa Sun, if you have something to say, just say it. It's not like you. Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Okay, Director Wang, can't I hold him accountable?" Let him rest assured and remember this lesson in the future." Such a big person can't control his greed, this is the original sin!"

"Uh, boy, that's not what I was trying to say. Sun Lao said: "That little Wang is afraid that you will take back those few national treasures in a fit of anger, and wants me to tell you that he will invite you to dinner and make amends to you in person." ”

"Forget it. Even if I apologize in person, I won't miss his meal. Xiao Peng waved his hand: "I saw that he was also angry, and besides, my treasures were not for him, but in the Forbidden City Museum." I'm not so petty about the country!"

Lu Lao smiled: "You kid is actually the smartest, and the things you do are equivalent to buying a complete set of talismans for yourself, fishing for goldfish, donating national treasures, and engaging in charity." As long as you don't do anything too illegal, no one can do anything to you. ”

Xiao Peng pouted: "I haven't broken the law, right? My mother taught me since I was a child, 'don't eat poisonous, don't do what is illegal', but I know the truth very well." ”

Sun Lao glanced at him: "You haven't done anything illegal, have you?"

Xiao Peng directly replied: "The most illegal thing I have ever done is to go to the high seas to salvage the submarines of other countries." ”

Sun Lao directly changed the topic: "You kid, why don't you go to the kitchen to make two hard dishes?" You finally came here and made something delicious, I haven't eaten your craftsmanship for a long time." ”

Xiao Peng complained: "This is Lu's hometown, right?

Lu Lao also came to assist at this time: "The two of us have been in a relationship for decades, and my family is Lao Sun's family, which is right." ”

How do you know that after hearing this, Sun Lao stood up and nodded: "Boy, go, go to the kitchen, I will also learn to cook with you." I'd like to send a few people to learn cooking from you. ”

Xiao Peng was speechless: "I rarely cook at home, but I want to come to you to cook, and I am easy to bully when I am young?" Alas, it is because of this that I am reluctant to come to your house." Bullied me all day long. ”

Lu Ya listened: "Okay, don't complain, I'll go to the kitchen to help you." ”

Xiao Peng looked at Lu Ya with a puzzled expression: "Have you ever been in the kitchen?"

Lu Ya looked at Xiao Peng with a mocking expression: "Of course, I have been studying abroad for so many years, if I didn't know how to cook, I would have starved to death!"

Xiao Peng asked, "Then what will you cook?"

"Instant noodles! fried eggs!gone!" Lu Ya replied confidently.

Xiao Peng patted his forehead: "I know。。。。。。 ”

"What do you know, you know, go to the kitchen, grandpa knows you're coming, and he's ready to cook the dishes and whatever, just waiting for you to cook." Lu Ya betrayed Lu Lao without hesitation, and Lu Lao coughed straight on the side when he heard it.

After Xiao Peng heard this, his face was full of helplessness: "I now feel that I have come with a focus circle, which is taking me as a guest, it is obviously a coolie!"

Sun Lao couldn't wait: "Don't talk nonsense, you kid, hurry up and go to the kitchen, you've been hungry for a long time." ”

Xiao Peng was helpless: "Lu Ya, take me to the kitchen." So the three of them threw Lu Lao in the room and went out of the kitchen together, but as soon as the three of them walked out of the room, they heard Lu Lao's angry roar behind them: "The surname is Sun! Give me back my cigarette bag and pot! That was given to me by my granddaughter!"

After listening to Lu Lao's words, Xiao Peng looked at Sun Lao with a frightened expression: "Grandpa Sun, I really didn't expect that you are such a grandpa Sun。。。。。。 ”

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