Chapter 0105: The Highest Realm of Fooling People
Lin Shao glanced at Kameda Buju, and a harmless smile appeared on his face again, Kameda Buju felt a flustered every time he saw such a smile, and he had a hunch that Lin Shao would definitely do something difficult for him.
"I think I should have spent a few more days in Tokyo. ”
Lin Shao's words were like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and Kameda Buju's face was blue and white, and he held back for a long time before squeezing out a sentence: "It's my honor that Lin Shao plans to stay, let's go home and continue to enjoy the beautiful life in Tokyo." In fact, he wanted to persuade Lin Shao to get on the plane and leave, but he didn't dare, and he also knew that it was useless to say anything, so it was better to accept his fate.
"Haha, Kameda-kun has become smarter recently, I admire you!" Lin Shao praised again and again.
"Don't you want to know why I want to stay again?" Lin Shao asked as he looked at Kameda Buju with a serious face.
In fact, Lin Shao asked a lot of questions, for Kameda not to raise such a good thing, he Lin Shao has never looked at it with a straight eye, and occasionally treating him as a human being can be regarded as a kind of charity.
"I don't understand what Lin Shao means, do you really want to stay and build a statue for yourself?" Kameda Buju is indeed stupid sometimes, and it is also ridiculously stupid, but this can't be blamed on him entirely, it's blamed on Lin Shao hiding too deeply, and his truth and falsehood are difficult to figure out.
"Well, I want to too, but you, Kameda-kun, don't do your best, is it so difficult to get the government to approve things?"
"Lin Shao, don't embarrass me, I can't handle this matter, Mount Fuji is a sacred mountain in my country, even the emperors of all dynasties dare not do this......" The following meaning is needless to say that it is already very clear - no one has the qualifications to desecrate the holy mountain.
Lin Shao smiled and didn't make any response, he knew better than anyone that he was just arrogant enough to make an unrealistic joke, "Teasing you, I have to make a trip to Kyoto, maybe I will come here again soon." Lin Shao let out a long sigh, and there was a little more sorrow between his eyebrows, why didn't he want to stay? It's just that the Lin family has had some internal difficulties recently, and as the most promising heir of the Lin family, he can't sit idly by.
Kameda didn't raise it and just laughed, and didn't say anything anymore, anyway, it didn't make sense to say it, Lin Shao's stay was beyond his control.
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Wu Xuanming's busy morning was still worth it, and the third daughter was very satisfied with his breakfast.
Because Eiko Kawashima and Gu Meizi's car was in the garage of the Xiangze Hotel last night, the two of them took a taxi directly to the hotel to pick up the car.
Wu Xuanming continued to sit in Fujiwara Yumi's car, preparing to go back to the club to work, after getting in the car, Fujiwara Yumi hurriedly covered his nose and hummed: "Wow, what stinks!"
Fujiwara Yumi turned out the thing that was lost by Wu Xuanming on the base of the car, and said to Wu Xuanming: "This watermelon has changed its taste, throw it away quickly!"
Wu Xuanming was afraid that Fujiwara Yumi would see that it was a human head inside, so he hurriedly took it and sealed the pocket a little tighter, so that the taste inside was slightly better.
"Take me to the countryside first. Wu Xuanming decided to dispose of this moldy and smelly human head as soon as possible.
"What are you doing in the suburbs?" asked Fujiwara Yuki, curiously.
"Go to the countryside and grow watermelons. Wu Xuanming casually made up a reason to fool the child.
"But can this watermelon be ripe if it stinks?"
"The flesh is rotten, the seeds inside are not rotten, and they will definitely blossom and bear fruit next spring. ”
If this is really a watermelon, it may be able to be planted successfully, but unfortunately it is a bloody human head, and I don't know what will grow if it is planted. Wu Xuanming teased little Lori while laughing in his heart, others grow watermelons, but he has become the first professional household to grow heads.
The car came to a halt on a wasteland.
Wu Xuanming picked up the wrench and found a remote place and began to pound it, and after a while, he knocked out a deep pit the size of a basketball.
Then, he put down the human head that was wrapped in a bag that could stink to death, and while learning planting techniques, little Lori asked suspiciously: "Master, can the watermelon grow buds when it is covered so tightly by the bag?"
"Didn't you go to elementary school? There should be a lesson in the textbook where the power of the seed is very strong, go back and make up for it. Wu Xuanming joked. He felt that he could find fun in whatever he did with this girl, and even if it was murder, he would laugh loudly.
"That's it!" Wu Xuanming stepped on it a few times with his feet after filling in the pit, and then breathed a sigh of relief, finally disposing of this hot potato.
"Master, wait, I'll go find some water to water it, it will definitely not bloom without water." "Sometimes this girl is really innocent and kills, and sometimes she pretends to be cute.
After hearing Fujiwara Yumi's words, Wu Xuanming laughed directly, he couldn't laugh if he didn't want to, the more he laughed, the more exaggerated he became, and finally his stomach hurt from laughing.
"A bottle of water should be enough, I hope that in the coming year there will be big flowers and big watermelons!" Fujiwara Yuki found a bottle of mineral water from the car and watered it very carefully, praying while watering.
Wu Xuanming also prayed cooperatively: "God must bless this big watermelon to take root and sprout, and it will bear fruit, Amen!"
Wu Xuanming never believed in God, but he was very religious, and at this time he was very much like a preacher, and he was also a missionary who could plant human heads.
Before leaving, Fujiwara Yumi found a very small Japanese flag from the car and carefully planted this small flag in the place where to buy 'watermelon'.
"What are you doing here?" Wu Xuanming asked with a smile.
"Make a marker and find it later. Fujiwara said mischievously.
"Haha, it's time to make a mark. Wu Xuanming wanted to laugh and cry, I really don't know if it's lucky or bad luck to be with such a living treasure.
Wu Xuanming suddenly felt that this girl was deliberately pretending to be cute, and he even felt as if he had been fooled by this little girl, so he asked tentatively, "Do you really think this is a watermelon?"
"Hehe! The master said that it was a watermelon, so it was naturally a watermelon, even if it was a human head, it was still a watermelon, I only believed the master's words. Fujiwara Yuki covered her mouth and smiled.
After hearing this, Wu Xuanming really determined that he had been fooled by this girl, and this girl had always known that it was a human head, and she deliberately did not break it, but she had always cooperated with him in acting.
"Hey, it seems that I have to stay away from you in the future, otherwise I will be fooled by you often. Wu Xuanming sighed.
He suddenly realized a truth, the highest level of flickering is anti-flickering. It's better to be honest, and you always want to fool others, but you are fooled by others, which is very sad.