Chapter 302: Noise
Maitreya Buddha's nose is crooked, even if we don't study well, it won't be Bi Ma Wen's turn You are blind BB, you haven't graduated from elementary school and are pretending to be garlic here?
The guy whose IQ has been separated from the interface of the Three Realms is shameless!
"Think twice, I strongly request to change the examination room! Otherwise, I won't live!" Bi Mawen shouted directly in the examination room.
Because the examination room is drawn through the interface and belongs to an independent space, even Bi Ma Wen shouted in the examination room, and no one outside could hear it.
What made Bi Ma Wen incomprehensible, no matter how much he shouted, Lin Sansi couldn't show up.
Lin Sansi didn't appear, but a cold voice came from the live broadcast room, prompting: "Candidate Bi Ma Wen, disrupt the order of the examination room, warn once, if there is a next time, directly disqualify the exam and record the cheating list!"
Record the cheat list!
As soon as this warning came out, Bi Ma Wen shrank his tail, if he really messed up and embarrassed people, he would throw it to the old ancestor!
The sound of warning from the system in the live broadcast room was not only heard by Bi Ma Wen and Maitreya Buddha in the examination room, but also by the candidates in other examination rooms.
One warning, even if you scare Ma Wen, the other little hearts of the immortals with cheat sheets are about to bleed.
The immortals didn't dare to make a big noise, but they still whispered.
"I'm not mistaken, right? The first few candidates turned out to be Master Bi Ma Wen, Grandpa Maitreya Buddha, give me a mouthful, and see if I'm dreaming!" Xiannong in the same examination room looked excited, if it weren't for the discipline in the examination room, he would have rushed up to see his dignity.
"Yes, yes, when I was farming at home, I often heard the ancestors of the older generation say that Lord Bima Wen was so majestic riding a heavenly horse!
As soon as the gray-clothed fairy farmer finished speaking, a figure suddenly rushed over, "Hey, what's the big brother?"
"Ahh
Xian Nong's sudden appearance made Xian Nong not react for a while, and he was stunned for a while, and then patted his chest, "You, Lord Bi Ma Wen, are you talking to me?" Xian Nong's index finger pointed at him.
Bi Ma Wen nodded slightly.
"Oh, Xiaomin's surname is Wang, and his name is Li Ma. Xiao Xiannong said excitedly.
"Wang Lima, Wang Nima, I'm also drunk!" said Bi Ma Wen, wiping his shoulders.
"Okay Nima, Nima, tell me how many points you can get on the mock exams?" Bi Ma Wen didn't drag his feet anymore, and he was still hooking up with Wang Lima, as if he was very familiar.
"Uh~, it's like this, Lord Bi Ma Wen, Xiao Min is a little late in mathematics, and his grades in other subjects are barely getting a good score. I am the champion of our village!" Wang Lima was blinded by Bi Ma Wen's enthusiasm, and said tremblingly.
As soon as these words came out, the frozen world of Bimawen instantly poured into a warm current, slowly soaking into the ice.
"Yes, brother!" Bi Ma Wen was so excited that he couldn't wait for the neck of the landlord Wang Li Ma, "It's such a brother, when you take the exam later, you moved your paper to the right side of the table by about ten inches~"
"Bi Ma Wen, you ......" The system prompt sound in the live broadcast room sounded again.
"Don't, don't, don't!" Hearing the voice, he was so frightened that Bi Ma Wen hurried back to his seat.
However, when leaving, Bi Ma Wen gently pinched Wang Li Ma's shoulder and made a look.
Brother, you know what you mean! Bi Ye's elementary school diploma is entrusted to you, you must not let him down!
In addition to the noisy examination room where Bi Mawen was, the other examination rooms were also noisy.
"Father?"
"Father, don't you have diarrhea?" Feng Ling and the red clothes, you look at me, I look at you, and then shouted to a man in a dragon robe.
"Old man, didn't we say that we would have diarrhea together?" Min Jun didn't expect that his father-in-law would be in the same examination room with him.
On the most conspicuous seats in the examination room, the Jade Emperor is not big, so they are all his own family.
"Don't talk to a widow!
The red-clothed fairy and the phoenix spirit fairy sat two positions away from the Jade Emperor.
The red clothes are not fully prepared, and she looks worried, but Feng Ling is not, even Lin Sansi is impressed, she looks more atmospheric, and she is full of success.
When Hongyi and Feng Ling were talking to the Jade Emperor, Min Jun noticed a black-haired immortal cultivator not far away, at first glance, this was absolutely immortal.
Although Min Jun studied very hard, he was also bottomless in the face of the huge pressure of five million candidates. The most important thing is that his seat is at the front, and the cheat sheet hidden in his pocket is instantly sealed, and even the chew of hope is ruthlessly extinguished!
Crossing the two positions, when he saw this person clearly, Min Jun's lucky little light bulb was instantly lit up. Gently patted the person's shoulder, and his face was not handsome, but absolutely righteous.
"Dongbin Oba, how are your usual academic performance?" asked Min Jun anxiously.
Lu Dongbin was a little confused, so there was a thief like Min Jun?
Looking at Lu Dongbin, who had no love, the Jade Emperor sighed greatly.
"It's nonsense! If you dare to mention the word Oba again, the widow won't be able to kill you!" As soon as the word Oba was mentioned, the Jade Emperor was furious in his heart. Thinking that when Zhu Bajie pretended to be Chang'e and deceived him into playing with money, it was simply impossible to clear his grievances in this life.
"Huh?" Min Jun was a little stunned, "Isn't Oba quite trendy once?"
"Alas~, the past is in the past, the widow doesn't care!"
"Haha, Dongbin Smecta!"
"I'll go!" Lu Dongbin was almost frightened, and replied speechlessly, in a cold sweat, "Min Jun Tianshen, don't come unharmed?"
Lu Dongbin had a gentlemanly demeanor and arched his hand.
"Hehe, I just wanted to ask you how you did on the mock exam?" Min Jun asked with a smirk.
Speaking of this issue, the Jade Emperor's newly calmed heart caught fire again, "Loser! I still want to cheat under the noses of widows! Roll the calf."
The Jade Emperor's eyes glared angrily, and the ruler's demeanor came to life.
"My father-in-law's health care ......"
Before he finished speaking, the Jade Emperor gave Min Jun a mouthful directly, "You try to mention another big word, and you will be abolished!"
After being slapped in the mouth, Min Jun honestly retracted his seat, but picked up a 2b pencil and stabbed Lu Dongbin's buttocks.
"Dongbin Smecta, after the exam, welcome to come to Minjun Hotel as a guest! Where are all female technicians......"
Because there is a Jade Emperor in this examination room, the immortals dare not make noise, let alone make a mistake.
The immortals in the other corners, after discovering the existence of the Jade Emperor, were so frightened that they didn't dare to let go of a fart!