Chapter 142: I Almost Became an Idiot Thanks to the great sword of the equida

"What kind of heart has you ever changed, have you never changed your heart?"

"Hehe, is it all an illusion before?"

"Hey, how do you explain that?"

When Zhang Hao said this, he quietly crushed a card, and then sighed and said, "I'm not Zhang Hao, I don't know you!"

"You ......! Get out of here!" Chen Hongyu was angry, thinking that he was going to say something. As a result, the king and the calf came again and pretended not to know!

"Really, brother and sister! I'm not Zhang Hao, I'm Zhang Haoming, which one is my brother who has feelings for you. ”

"Fart! You're really bullshit. ”

Chen Hongyu is really chilled, this guy can really make it up.

"Don't you believe it, just make a phone call!"

After Zhang Hao finished saying this, Chen Hongyu was suspicious, but where to call?

That guy won't turn on all the time!

But since this Zhang Haoming in front of her said this, she has to debunk this bastard's fake trick no matter what.

Tentatively made a phone call, "Toot too~"

"Hey!"

A miracle happened, the other end of the phone was really connected! Moreover, he didn't run, and the voice was Zhang Hao's voice.

"This ......"

"Hey, Hongyu, what's the matter?" Zhang Hao's inquiry came from the other end of the phone.

"Sao Fox, let me ask you, where are you now?"

Chen Hongyu glanced at "Zhang Haoran" in front of her, frowned and asked.

"Amitabha, the red jade benefactor, I'm practicing in the spiritual temple! Didn't I tell you, three months?"

"Really?"

"Of course it is!"

"Then let me ask you, do you have a brother named Zhang Haoran?"

"Oh, the little monk does have a twin brother, and many people are easy to mistake. However, my brother has a big hemorrhoid on his chin, which is the difference between the two of us. By the way, I don't know the ruby donor, how can I ask this question?"

Chen Hongyu was angry and yelled, "Fart! Zhang Hao, do you think you can find someone who can ventriloquist, pretend to be your voice, and take your phone to pretend?"

"Oh, brother and sister, you are misunderstood. ”

"Okay, you pretend! ”

Chen Hongyu was on the phone, and immediately questioned the other "Zhang Hao" on the other end: "You give me WeChat, I want to send a video!"

"Amitabha, it's not good, the little monk is practicing!"

"Less verbose, hurry up!"

"Yes yes yes ......"

Soon, WeChat logged in, and everyone posted a video.

Chen Hongyu was dumbfounded!

I saw Zhang Hao sitting cross-legged on the grass, with the spiritual temple behind him, holding his mobile phone and looking at her with a wry smile.

She looked inside the video, and then at the "hemorrhoid" in front of her, dumbfounded.

"Ah, big brother, where are you in Ruby?"

"My brother, if I don't tell you, I can't even wash up the Yellow River now. Didn't you see that your family was sad and desperate just now, and asked me to go to the hotel to find her that night. You said that the eldest brother and sister-in-law went to the hotel at night, what is this called?"

These words made Chen Hongyu blush!

I'm going, I'm going to die or live for a long time, it's going to be an oolong?

Secretary Qian next to her gave her a blank look, and he really wanted to kick her twice. I drank so much that night, and today I'm going to die or live.

Chen Hongyu's face was so red that she couldn't do it, how embarrassing it was when she thought of her brother-in-law and eldest brother.

No, something is wrong, it can't be a pre-recorded video, right?

"Fox, stand up for me!"

"What?"

"Stand up!"

"Alas......" The monk on the other end of the video stood up.

"Handstand! You give me a handstand. ”

"Are you kidding, it's a shame to do something like that!"

"I don't care, right now! Give me a handstand right away!"

"Good good ......"

The monk over there was speechless, and then leaned against a tree, somersaulted, and stood upside down.

It's funny! It made Chen Hongyu and Secretary Qian laugh with a "poof".

It can't be a recorded video, right?

Otherwise, Zhang Hao could have known in advance that Chen Hongyu would make such a strange request?

Now, the misunderstanding is resolved!

Chen Hongyu was embarrassed, looked at the uncle apologetically, and apologized vigorously. People said they didn't know her that day, but Chen Hongyu was still cold, thinking that this was a good thing.

"It's okay, it's okay! I only found out recently, I didn't expect my brother to be so promising, and I was very happy to find such a capable and capable brother-in-law. Zhang Hao was already sweating on his forehead.

"Hey, Ruby, how long do I have to do a handstand, hurry up, I can't hold it anymore. On the other side of the video, Zhang Hao couldn't bear it anymore.

"Okay, you come down!" The misunderstanding was resolved, and Chen Hongyu was happily pregnant. These days, I don't want to think about tea and food, and I worry about it.

"Hey, really, I don't know what you're messing about? If there's nothing to do, I'll go, and I'll have to do my homework." ”

"Alas...... You're still in the spiritual temple, how long will it take to come out? ”

"It's all said, three months! Amitabha. ”

"It's so annoying, people miss you so much. ”

"I ...... I miss you too!"

Zhang Hao's words, Chen Hongyu's face turned red, so happy.

No one noticed that "one hair" Zhang Hao was pale for a while, and his forehead was full of sweat.

Secretary Qian hurriedly replied, "Okay, okay, since the misunderstanding has been resolved, uncle, let the two of them have a good chat, let's go out." ”

"Okay!" Zhang Hao nodded.

After walking out, close the door.

Secretary Qian found that something was wrong, why did this "Zhang Haoran" look so pale? His body was soaked with sweat.

"Uncle, are you alright?"

"It's okay, it's okay, Secretary Qian! I may have blown that too hard just now, and I'm a little out of breath. ”

"Do I want to take you to the hospital, I think something is wrong with you. ”

"It's okay, it's really okay, you go first!"

"Oh, what's the matter, remember to call the staff. ”

After speaking, Secretary Qian walked on the front foot, and Zhang Hao on the back foot "poofed", covered his mouth, and a mouthful of blood came out.

But you have to endure it, you have to endure it.

Seeing Chen Hongyu's smiling face is worth it more than anything else.

On the other hand, of course, Chen Hongyu didn't know what was going on with "Zhang Haoran" outside, and she chatted with "Zhang Hao" for a while.

It seems that after experiencing this incident, Zhang Hao has also become a lot more enthusiastic about her, and he will say some intimate words.

What do I miss you too?

I'm so happy to see your flowers or something.

In the end, until Zhang Hao said that he really had to do his homework, otherwise others would have said that he was a monk.

Chen Hongyu reluctantly hung up the video.

One moment crying and crying, the next moment rejoicing.

Thinking about the embarrassing things she has done in the past few days, Chen Hongyu is really shy and miserable. I'm so embarrassed to pester my uncle.

"Zhang Haoran, Zhang Haoran, it's really easy to mishear the names of these two brothers. You must know more about his family in the future!"

Hey, that's right! Uncle is here, as a brother-in-law, why do you have to entertain people for a meal?

Chen Hongyu hurriedly chased out and looked for the uncle everywhere, but he couldn't find it anywhere, and he didn't know where that guy went?

Where is Zhang Hao?

At this moment, I was in an unmanned utility warehouse, closed the door, and fainted!

The so-called "unrecognizable series" of the system, in fact, what is the solution that came up with it?

Don't forget, on the first day that Zhang Hao came into contact with the system, when he entered the mall, he saw a "doppelganger card" (the foreshadowing is deep enough, haha).

This thing is expensive! 10,000 points.

The first discount costs 10,000 points, so you can imagine how good this thing is.

The last 10,000 points is still a permanent treatment for cancer.

This time, 10,000 points, the clone that was redeemed, is also permanent!

Although it is expensive, Zhang Hao is really open for the sake of his wife.

After the clone is exchanged, it shares all its skills with the main body and can control it. Of course, two bodies, but one person controls.

And the farther the distance, the higher the requirements for the control of the body!

In order to give Chen Hongyu an answer, he was really fighting with his life.

Fortunately, the back of the spiritual temple can be imitated with other cards, but this doppelganger is indeed real.

Anyway, if he encounters this kind of egg in the future, he can also use his clone to deal with it, which is not a loss.

Fortunately, in the end, Chen Hongyu's video hung early, and the system quickly closed the clone, otherwise at this moment, Zhang Hao would have died of a brain explosion!

When it was night, Zhang Hao slowly woke up, and the system sighed.

"Master, what do I say about you, are you worth it for a woman?"

"She's done so much for me, what's the point if I vomit some blood for her?"

"You're not just vomiting blood, your brain is so damaged that you're almost an idiot. ”