Chapter 114, Hi You Are Paralyzed and Hurry Up to Sleep (1)
- Oh!
Miss Ayukawa, who has never liked to listen to such soap opera-like disgusting lines, feels like she is going to be murdered by goosebumps all over her body!
Who else can treat the flesh and disgusting as funny as Luo Xiaotian!
kicked Luo Xiaotian in the face to block the eyes that made Miss Buchuan unbearable, Miss Buchuan quickly shook her body and shook off the goosebumps all over her body, and then finally returned to normal, twitching the corners of her mouth and asked, "So, how long have you lived?"
"Ouch~Guess~"
Since Miss Buchuan's kick was not too hard (it seems that she also knows that a girl's face is very important), Luo Xiaotian, who heard this, smiled more, and stuck out her tongue quite playfully.
"You!guess!I!guess! no!"
Miss Buchuan was enraged all of a sudden, and directly raised her foot again, spit out a word in her mouth and kicked Luo Xiaotian in the stomach again!
In that short four seconds, Miss Buchuan spit out a total of six words, so that means that she kicked Luo Xiaotian six times in a row in a row, directly kicking Luo Xiaotian and not wanting it...... After kicking, Miss Buchuan felt a little better, and stared at Luo Xiaotian coldly and waited for her to speak obediently, and Luo Xiaotian slowed down for a long time before he came back to his senses from "I haven't been kicked to death", and got up from the ground with a trembling curled up, Luo Xiaotian smiled dryly at Miss Buchuan and said, "Uh...... Probably...... (9) years, right?"
#强行 (9) years#
So why are you so unsure as a person!
Miss Buchuan didn't bother to complain about anything, but she also knew that Luo Xiaotian must have casually recited a number, and it was estimated that the real number was much larger than this.
Since Luo Xiaotian didn't want to be honest, Miss Buchuan didn't bother to ask, anyway, she didn't have to know.
Seeing that Miss Buchuan looked at herself and stopped speaking coldly, Luo Xiaotian thought that he had escaped again, and then crawled from the ground to Miss Buchuan, and then reverted back to the original topic without giving up: "Chuanchuan...... Why don't you kill me once? You must know that I have committed suicide so many times over the years, and I have never died at the hands of anyone else -- especially since the other party is still my own 'kind'! I will give you this 'precious' first time!"
Hehe, Luo Xiaotian is really dead. Deliberately said so ambiguously...... But this kind of first-time Miss Buchuan doesn't want it!
By the way, Miss Ayukawa, the first time of the other gods, doesn't want it at all!
"Chuanchuan, hurry up and continue to choke my neck before! I'm almost going to die, why stop suddenly!" Luo Xiaotian shook Miss Buchuan's shoulder as he said that he was still very dead. It seems that Miss Buchuan is indecisive and didn't strangle her all at once.
- But why did she have to accompany Luo Xiaotian to play this "suicide" game?
Miss Buchuan, who was shaken impatiently, rolled her eyes directly, and with a clean and neat push of her palm, she pushed Luo Xiaotian, who was in the way of her eyes, straight to the side.
"Kill you paralyzed, hurry up and sleep!"
What time is it? Miss Ayukawa's brain cells are clamoring to sleep!
"Ahhhh......h Directly began to toss blindly, "Chuanchuan, you kill me! In that case, all my property will be yours--huh!" While pretending to cry, Luo Xiaotian pulled his hands in extreme pain and hugged Miss Buchuan's thighs directly, and said as if he didn't want to die at all, "Kill me, kill me, kill me!"
- Even if her extremely neurotic side is exposed, Luo Xiaotian's essence is still an annoying guy and has never changed.
And being hugged by Luo Xiaotian so vigorously, Miss Buchuan couldn't break free even if she wanted to struggle, and heard Luo Xiaotian's words. looked at Luo Xiaotian with a little crying and laughing, and was extremely speechless, gritted his teeth and said, "Do you really think I will do anything for money?"
Hehe, if that's the case, Miss Buchuan would have been raised by someone a long time ago!
"Eh, isn't it?"
Frightened by this sentence, Luo Xiaotian directly stopped the noise, and said in surprise rather exaggeratedly.
Although I have only known each other for half a day, Miss Buchuan is a brazen person who is willing to do anything for money in Luo Xiaotian's impression (you really dare to say it)......! Well, that's an indisputable fact indeed. So Miss Buchuan can't refute anything, but even so, it is impossible for Miss Buchuan to kill Luo Xiaotian in order to obtain Luo Xiaotian's property!
――Not only does Miss Buchuan dislike that she always thinks she will lose something if she really kills the other party, but she is also afraid of the system!
If you do this, after getting all of Luo Xiaotian's property. On the contrary, what should be done to ensure that the "ill-gotten gains" obtained by the system are considered by the system to be "murderous and oversoured"? After all, this is completely different from the nature of extortion of gangsters, not to mention whether the amount is large or not, just saying that this kind of behavior is completely challenging the majesty of the system!
It's a typical "lose your lady and fold", which is completely thankless!
――Miss Bukawa wouldn't do such a loss-making thing.
"Nonsense! Of course I'm not!" If there was a table in front of her, Miss Buchuan would definitely have to lift the table! But she couldn't quarrel with Luo Xiaotian, otherwise Miss Buchuan would really not think about anyone. So suddenly, the conversation changed, and Miss Buchuan immediately changed to the topic of sleeping without a trace, "Tsk, in short, Luo Xiaotian you are really enough, if you don't go to sleep again, then I will ......" I wanted to say "I'll kill you", but looking at Luo Xiaotian's eyes that suddenly sparkled as if she was waiting for something, Miss Buchuan immediately stopped.
Isn't it right for her to say this?
It was impossible to make Luo Xiaotian satisfied, so Miss Buchuan immediately changed her words coldly: "I'll throw you out and be a homeless on the street-"
Well, the life of making a living by picking up cans feels unexpectedly very suitable for Luo Xiaotian, who always likes to die...... No, it's supposed to be a "suicidal" guy right now. (To be continued.) )