"Master, answer the call, quickly answer the call......" Huzi's hand machine bell rang, Huzi stood up and touched his body with his hand for a while but didn't find it, and looked around and didn't know where the hand machine was. "I'm talking, I'm talking."

"Stupid bastard, the hand machine is in your coat pocket, and you can't find a place to listen to the sound!" Cheng Xiaonan ran into the bedroom, took out Huzi's hand machine, and looked at the caller ID on the screen as "Sister I".

"Your sister's electric words!"

"Quick, help me pick it up!" Xiao Nan pressed the answer button and walked towards the living room. "Hey ......"

"Who are you? I'm looking for Xia Huxing, and you ask him to answer the phone. "The tone is quite bad. "Well, your sister's electric words are so fierce......"

"Hey, I'm Huzi, what's wrong sister?"

"Who was that woman just now? You can do it, go out at ten o'clock in the evening, take a girl outside and go crazy all night, don't say hello to the family, that's it, I don't say much about you when you're such an adult, why don't you go to work in the public office this morning, the public company is going crazy these days, do you know it, our dad is not in good health, you have to take some responsibility in the public office......

Huzi took the telegram and spoke, and he didn't even have room to talk back, and was reprimanded by his sister for nearly five minutes. "At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, the public will have a meeting, this meeting is very important, you must be there, do you hear it, if you dare not go, you will wait for me......!

"I'm sorry, it's me who bothered you......" Xiao Nan felt very upset.

"Cut, it's okay, let's ignore him, it's still early, I'll continue to give you ideas. Huzi picked up the wine glass nonchalantly, and Xiao Nan reached out and snatched the glass. "Don't drink, you have a meeting in the afternoon, you can't drive after drinking, let's eat, I'll go get a drink, let's replace the wine with water." ”

The two sat down again, and Huzi cleared his throat to continue the topic just now.

"When it comes to the excuse of becoming a girl, there are several kinds of excuses, for example, when you go to the hospital for a physical examination, you find out that you are actually a girl, but you look like a boy on the outside, and then you have surgery to change back to your original identity as a girl......"

"You liar, is there such a thing?"

"Yes! It seems to be called hermaphroditism, it is a disease, and it can be corrected by surgery......

Xiao Nan shook his head: "This empty statement is unfounded and unconvincing, at least there must be a diagnosis certificate and surgery records from the hospital, where can I get these things......? In short, it must not be an operation, I have to go home and tell my dad that I have surgery and become a girl, and I will definitely be slapped to death by my father. Xiao Nan felt numb on his scalp when he thought of his father.

"Well, there's another trick that is mysterious. ”

"How?"

"How else can you say it, it's just pretending to be a ghost! You just say that you don't know anything, and you sleep the night one and become a girl the next day for some reason......

"Your sister, you still need to teach me......"

"Ah, is that really what you are?"

"It's not all ...... But the details are not too much different, do you remember the last time I called and asked you to pick me up in the hospital......" Xiao Nan said briefly about finding Dr. Shi to treat Xiao Ting.

"Really?" Huzi's eyes widened, unable to believe his ears. "You said that you were the boss I saw when I saw it?"

"Uh-huh......" Xiao Nan lowered his eyes and looked at the scar on the palm of his right hand carefully. "Who would have thought that this is the unforeseen consequence that Dr. Shi said, that is, I ended up like this......"

"You're such an infatuated fool...... But I think it's good, it's pleasing to the eye......"

"I don't think it's good! I can just watch others pleasing to the eye, I don't need to pleasing myself to the eye......"

"Since it's inexplicable, there's no need to make up reasons, the key is the on-the-spot play after you go home, you see your parents to say that the more innocent and pitiful you are, the better, as for the reason why you will really transform, I suggest hiding it. ”

"Okay, I understand, I know what to do......" Xiao Nan seemed to have thought about this question in advance. "I've got to get ready for my lines......"

"What lines do you prepare, I just want to know when you will leave for home?" "You have to have a specific schedule, you can't put it off. ”

"What are you doing...... It's like a hypsoteria, you don't know how scared I am......" Xiao Nan lay on the table and dipped his chopsticks in the wine to draw Xiao'er, while raising his face and saying helplessly: "I was terrified when I thought of my father's fan-sized slap, he has practiced martial arts for decades, so if it hits me in the face, my little life will be gone." ”

"Did he beat you when you were a kid?"

"Then it goes without saying, I didn't fight less, that naughty ...... when I was a child" Xiao Nan's chopsticks drew a giant and slapped a small dot away. "For a while, the old teacher told me every day, and it was like not going to open the roof for three days......"

"Are you dead?"

"Not Dead......"

"That's terrible! Think about it when you were a little kid, your dad didn't beat you to death, not to mention that even if your current girl is weak, at least she looks like a nearly twenty-year-old adult, I personally feel that you can't theoretically die if you are slapped by your dad three or five times......"

"Your sister, it's me who was beaten, not you!" Xiao Nan was angry.

"Come here......" Huzi pulled Xiao Nan to the bathroom, only to find that the mirror in front of the bathroom washbasin was smashed by something. "Damn, who did this?"

"Don't ask......" Of course, Xiao Nan knew that he was smashed when his whole body was ulcerated, but he didn't want to mention this past.

"Just look here......" Huzi pointed to a relatively large fragment in the mirror, "Look at you like this, who can bear to beat such a beautiful girl?" ”

Xiao Nan looked in the mirror, and she thought it looked good, and Xiao Yan's face was a little red.

"See!" Huzi pulled Xiao Nan back to the dinner table to continue his analysis. "You think, when your dad saw you, it was nothing more than A accepting you and admitting that you were his child, B not admitting you and letting you get out, but no matter which one he couldn't do to beat you. ”

"Why are you so sure?"

"It's too simple, if your dad admits that you are his child, and his daughter is so cute, which father is willing to beat? If your dad doesn't want to recognize you, it's even simpler, will he go and beat someone else's girl?"

"Yes......" Xiao Nan nodded, feeling as if a stone had fallen to the ground in his heart. "Think about it, today is Monday, then I will go home on Friday, what do you think?"

"Why Friday?"

"I'm going to make up nonsense, it's a lot of brains to tell lies. Xiao Nan counted his fingers and said to Huzi: "In addition to making up nonsense, I also have to buy clothes, how can I be embarrassed to buy girls' clothes or something, even if I go, I won't bargain, I will definitely be slaughtered by the boss who sells clothes for such a small amount of money, so I plan to buy it on Taobao, so that counting the time of express delivery, Friday should be just right." ”

"Cut, you're actually scared to go into the inner clothing store, right?"

"You...... How do you know everything......" Xiao Nan was depressed again. "I'm sorry......"

"Hey, you're a girl now, what's so embarrassing. Huzi squinted at Xiao Nan with a contemptuous expression: "Hmph, you don't dare to buy an underwear, then if one day you-body-up-come-big-aunt-mother-you won't die!"

What is five thunders on top?

What does it mean to be a slap in the face?

After Xiao Nan heard Huzi's words, her whole person was instantly petrified, and her feelings at this time were no longer just a "crazy" that could be described.