According to research, for every sixty seconds of breathing, one minute of life is reduced.

And Yu Xin was completely frightened at this minute, her only relative in the world, her favorite little friend, suddenly screamed, and then lay on the table and lost her breath.

The body gradually lost its temperature in her crying, and the wide eyes seemed to be unable to believe that she would poison him.

Yuxin was really in tears at this time, she just had a little poison for diarrhea, why did it become like this?

"Woo woo, Mo Yu, I didn't mean to, you wake up quickly, I'll make you something to eat every day in the future." ”

"Woo woo woo, how can this be, the book says that it will only have diarrhea, ah .....!"

When you are emotional, it will naturally accelerate the flow of venom to the whole body, so if we are highly poisoned, don't move around, put on a good-looking pose, so that we will die with dignity.

Crying twice, Yuxin frowned, suddenly stopped, covered her abdomen with her little hands, and had an uncomfortable expression on her face, as if she was enduring something.

"Poof......sss

Then there was a long, melodious fart sound that echoed throughout the hall, and a strange smell spread throughout the hall.

Yuxin's white and tender little face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, her beautiful eyes were round, and she took out a kitchen knife: "Ah, ah! Moyu, I'll fight with you!"

"Hahahaha.......", Yi Bai let out a wild wolf laugh, instantly resurrected, and jumped directly off the table.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa... Bang bang bang!huh...!"

There was another huge sound one after another, Yu Xin's tears fell in a hurry, and she couldn't care about anything else at this time, so she hurriedly used her mana to control her switch and quickly ran to the direction of the toilet.

Yi Bai hurriedly followed with the recorded video formation.

If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, not that the time has not come, and if people do not offend me, I will not offend others!

"Don't come along!"

Yu Xin's two slender thighs were clamped tightly, and seeing Yi Bai following behind her, she hurriedly said.

"Don't look at it, okay, I'm not coming!", Yi Bai stopped, as a professional-level paparazzi, his recording circle has naturally been upgraded countless times, even if it is far away, it can also shoot high-definition all-round video.

Seeing that the slut didn't follow up and laugh at herself, Yuxin breathed a sigh of relief, entered the door of the toilet and quickly opened the door, and then opened the formation inside to prevent prying eyes, and pulled down the little skirt.

Fourth-order cultivators need to use mana to hold back the qi that is naturally extraordinary, coupled with the qi pressure accumulated over such a long period of time.

"Boom!"

Almost instantly, there was a deafening loud bang in the direction of the toilet, followed by a super long and melodious voice: "........ squeak".

Fortunately, Yuxin reacted quickly and protected herself with mana, otherwise the water that popped out of the toilet would probably splash her.

However, she doesn't have the means to close her voice, and with such a loud voice, she can imagine what Moyu outside will laugh at.

Clenched her fists tightly, Yuxin was about to go crazy, and there were also deep doubts in her heart.

Why doesn't Moyu have diarrhea after eating?

Could it be that there is something wrong with the medicine I dispensed? No way, could it be that the food has expired? Looks like I have to go back and try it!

A quarter of an hour later, Yu Xin finally learned how to use mana agitation to mask her voice.

Half a day later, Yuxin opened the door expressionlessly and walked out of the toilet.

"Hahaha, Yuxin, aren't you a little fairy, how can you still fart?"

Yuxin was silent and continued to walk back, dealing with a chattering enemy, silence is the most effective revenge.

Seeing that she didn't answer, Yi Bai deliberately shouted: "You must have pulled it on top of the skirt!"

Yu Xin's eyes widened: "You are talking nonsense, you... You're innocent!"

"What innocence? I saw with my own eyes, the white dress you wore went in, and when you came out, it turned into a red dress!"

Yu Xin's face turned red, the green tendons on her forehead burst out, and she argued: "What do you know about cultivators! I'm practicing Taoism, farting...... Can the things of cultivators be regarded as farting? That is called easy tendon and marrow washing, and the unity of heaven and man!"

As she spoke, Yu Xin began to hesitate, what is close to nature, eliminating impurities, purifying the physique, and so on.

Yi Bai couldn't stand up with a smile on the side, and the top of the mountain was full of joyful atmosphere.

If a person wants to succeed, he must be able to take it and put it down.

In the end, Yuxin comforted herself like this.

What is face, dignity, and skin?

Having a good time is the real thing!

Let go of everything, and you can be at ease!

Since then, Yi Bai has completely accepted the obedience up and down Yandang Mountain, and currently has a shovel officer, Yuxin, a fanatic fan, Mo Ji, and a number of good neighbors who are ready to sacrifice their lives at any time.

......

In the blink of an eye, the three long years have been like the sand in the hand, silently lost.

However, if the sand is lost, you can grab another handful; The flowers are withering, and they can wait until the next spring to bloom again; Childhood passes, but you can never go back.

Yuxin has grown into a seventeen-year-old girl, with a plump and slender appearance, and a hollow valley.

Of course, this is what she looks like on the surface, but behind the scenes, she is a literary and artistic female nerve in the new era who completely liberates herself.

He is proficient in poetry and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, eighteen kinds of martial arts, all kinds of housework, especially in poison, and has excellent research.

However, with the deepening of various skills, Yu Xin felt more and more that Moyu was unfathomable.

You must know that she is now the top of the continent, a fifth-order peak Yuanying-level cultivator and a martial arts powerhouse of the fifth-order True Martial Realm, but she still has no way to take Moyu.

Even when he didn't pay attention, he tried his best to pluck a hair and use it as a magic weapon.

She saw the role of Master's black sword in the Heavenly Tribulation, and it was simply invincible.

Looking at Mo Yu's black fur again, in her eyes, she is a rat wearing a top-level flying sword all day long, which is really a waste.

Of course, she also paid a huge price for this plucking.

Just like the dragon has reverse scales, and when he touches it, he is angry, and the soft black and dense black hair on his body is the reverse scales that are easy to white, and he exploded at that time.

directly pressed Yuxin to the ground and hammered it, and then for a year in a row, there were at least ten stir-fried dishes per meal, and if it was not delicious, he would fight by force.

Tuo Yibai's blessing was beaten every day, and he used heaven and earth treasures to treat his injuries every day, and before he knew it, Yuxin's martial arts body cultivation had caught up with her cultivation.

At such an age, Yu Xin is still very proud, it can be said that it is the first day in the Eastern Continent for thousands of years.

Although the way to advance may not be the same as the average person, you don't need to worry about the details, the result is the most important.