Chapter 320: The Death of the Bladder

After Li Yun answered the phone here, Zhang Hao's phone also rang, in comparison, he was even worse than Li Yun, he used to guard a broken fruit shop, and he sold three melons and two dates every day, and often there were more bad ones than they sold.

Since the opening of Ma Tianyao's store, especially the lemon tea is free, the daily consumption is more, and the kiwi and lemon are bought in whole boxes.

His wife laughed at him for becoming a fruit shop specializing in selling kiwi and lemons, but after a few days, this is really a lot of money, especially Ma Tianyao is more bold, never bargains, as long as the quality is qualified, receive and pay on the spot, then it is called a Ma Yu.

For these two, Ma Tianyao is now their God of Wealth.

And because the two of them made money, other people in the village also went crazy, such as the deaf old man, the Qin widow, Zhao San, Li Si, and so on.

Because of their own reasons, these people either have no money, or no one, or because of other reasons, although they are all from Pan Village, but they still live on crops, and the chickens at home lay eggs, and after rapeseed oil is extracted, they will sell it to subsidize the family.

So for them, Li Yun is their great benefactor again, of course, this is just the situation in the last few days.

When there is no Li Yun, their eggs and vegetable oil usually have to be sold in the commercial street by themselves, not to mention the long time of selling, and they can often meet price bargaining maniacs.

After Li Yun acquired a large number of them, like Ma Tianyao, not only did he not bargain, but he was also bold in giving money, with one hand of money and one hand, after a few days, there were more and more people raising chickens in the village, and those who originally planted corn and wheat also began to plan to plant rape. In their hearts, Li Yun has become an egg and vegetable oil dealer, and they know that Li Yun buys it, so as long as someone in the village has excess vegetable oil and eggs at home, they will send it over as soon as possible.

The next day, Saturday, the usually bustling shopping street exploded at 7 a.m.

More than a dozen universities, seven or eight technical schools, adding up to nearly 100,000 college students, made the streets crowded again.

The Ma family's small kitchen has been preparing since last night, opening at half past seven in the morning, ten minutes later, the store is already full, and twenty minutes later, there is already a long queue at the door of the store.

In a hotel in Pan Village, a girl with a big pie face is coquettishly pulling her boyfriend's arm.

"No, people want to eat egg fried rice......"

Her boyfriend shook his head depressedly.

"It's only past seven o'clock......"

"No, people have to eat it......"

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After asking for three times to no avail, the pie-faced girl took out the killer weapon and leaned into his ear and whispered.

"You go buy me egg fried rice, and I'll go through the back door for you when you come back......"

"Wait for me for five minutes!"

The man jumped out of bed, put on his clothes and ran out into the street......

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Deep Blue Academy!

"Hurry up, go early and don't have to wait in line!

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Forest Security University!

"I'm Cao, the girl asked me, I didn't get up so early, oh my God, I actually fell for an egg fried rice. ”

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Blue Sky Academy!

"Hurry up, I've been hungry for three days in order to drink free lemon tea, if I don't hurry up, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold up the Ma family's kitchen......"

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In the past two years, the street of Pancunzhai has never been so lively today, and even the owners of other shops have cheered up and stood at the door to personally solicit customers.

Ten minutes later, the bosses were embarrassed and deflated, and continued to sit at the door of their homes drinking tea and smoking.

There was a queue outside the store, and there was also a queue inside the store, and there were seven or eight sealed jars of lemon tea, neatly lined up at the bar, lined up, and seven or eight lines were waiting to drink free lemon tea.

"Hey, classmate, it's almost there, you've had five drinks!"

"I spent money, I like to drink a few glasses, drink a few glasses, and take care of your ball?"

"I'm for your good, you look at the toilet, your bladder will hate you in a moment. ”

A female classmate pointed to the public toilet in the store, and the student who received the lemon tea in front of her immediately wilted, and the queue at the toilet door was longer.

This is still quality, (of course, people have three urgency, between no quality and wetting pants, it is estimated that most people will choose no quality, quality said, they are also held by urine.) The group of people who are not qualified have already gone to the outside of the store to find a place to solve it.

Fortunately, there are fields everywhere outside, and it is the junction of Pan Village, so it provides life-saving convenience for these unqualified students who are suffocated by urine.

So, starting from the pepper field next door to the Ma family's kitchen, look in the direction of Pan Village, Bao Valley, small orchard, radish field...... , or squatting or standing or cat waist, all boo, boo, boo, or boo.

Some thick-skinned boys, just find a place to carry people, take out their weapons and do it, but the girls are a little embarrassed, so they can only go to the more dense bud rice field that can cover their body shape.

Then, the situation is a little honey-awkward......

In this row, there is only one acre of budding rice land, so it naturally becomes the first choice for all the girls who can't hold back, so the following happened......

Li Lin couldn't hold back and ran inside, just ran a few steps, he met a person who ran out after going to the toilet, the two looked at each other, as if one was asking, 'What's the situation inside?', and the other was hinting 'you know'......

Then face inward, and meet another one, just an acre of land, left and right through the light for fear that people can not squat, can only run towards the middle, but there are many people squatting in the middle, after squatting can not let the people squatting before and after seeing, shy, so every seven or eight meters in the middle of a person.

Li Lin is every few steps, you can see a head down and a blushing face squatting, running for half an acre of land, only to squat next to the last one, just take off his pants and squat, he heard the sound of Suosuo, couldn't help but stand up again, looked up, a blushing girl smiled embarrassedly.

"Hehe, what a coincidence......"

After speaking, it was estimated that he couldn't hold it back, so he sprinted up directly, ran out seven or eight meters and squatted, and Li Lin heard a poof...... Bang...... Bang......

She smiled wryly and shook her head to herself.

"What a terrible toilet experience...... It's so close to nature......"

The buds are urgently looking for a suitable location, and it looks very interesting from the outside, on the roof of a five-story illegal hotel next to Pan Village, I don't know who discovered this secret first, so a welfare ...... Here we go!

In less than ten minutes, a large group of male compatriots came from nowhere, and a lewd man standing in the innermost part spoke in a low voice.

"Don't crowd, queue up, five dollars and five minutes! Pay the money first and choose the seat first!"

As soon as he finished shouting, another man next to him was carrying a bunch of binoculars and laughing.

"Rent out the binoculars, five dollars a minute! Buy ten minutes, and get a small bench!"

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