How can it be?

That Sao fox went to become a monk?

Haha! Don't be funny.

Chen Hongyu said that she didn't believe anything, Zhang Hao was a cheap man who was messing with flowers and grass everywhere, and ran to become a monk? This is simply the funniest joke!

But......

If it's not fake, it's true, why would he want to be a monk?

Show me?

If it weren't for Chen Hongyu finding Sister Hua, and Sister Hua finding this Didi driver, Chen Hongyu wouldn't know anything about it at all? Who can he show off?

Thinking of this, Chen Hongyu panicked, and hurriedly drove the car towards the spiritual temple.

On the way, she also called Fang Xiaolan and scolded her for being a slut!

As a result, Fang Xiaolan knew that this would be the case, and what she wanted was such an effect, the more angry you are, the more successful my revenge will be, isn't it?

She was still deliberately angry with Chen Hongyu on the phone, "What? You and Zhang Hao are also fake marriages! Why can't I pursue him? Now that I see that he likes me, you lose and feel uncomfortable?"

"Don't be funny! Although I don't know what method you slut used, let Zhang Hao voluntarily play with you for a day, and kissed you. But...... You're in trouble!"

"Oh, yes? I find nothing bad other than to make you angry. Hehe, you just wait! Brother Hao and I will get married and have a wedding wine, and I will send you an invitation when the time comes. Fang Xiaolan continued to make cheap mistakes, anyway, the more angry Chen Hongyu was, the happier she was.

Who knows, it's counterproductive.

Originally, Chen Hongyu was still a little suspicious of their relationship, but now that Fang Xiaolan said this, she was ridiculous.

"Still eating and drinking?"

"What's so funny?"

"Zhang Hao is now a monk and a monk, do you know? Fang Xiaolan, you are so fucking cheap. ”

After saying this, Chen Hongyu hung up the phone, stepped on the accelerator, and the car ran wildly to the extreme.

And the other side.

Fang Xiaolan was dumbfounded, completely stunned.

Zhang Hao became a monk?

This...... Is this a joke?

She suddenly felt that she had really caused a big disaster.

I don't care how Chen Hongyu feels. But the key problem is that she really likes Zhang Hao.

If Zhang Haozhen goes to become a monk, what will she do? Who will abuse her in the future!

No, you can't let him become a monk.

Brother Hao is mine!

Immediately, Fang Xiaolan also ran out of the door, quickly stopped a car, and prepared to bring Zhang Hao back.

However, when she went out, she was also dumbfounded.

People don't know where he is, he is a monk in that temple?

immediately called Zhang Hao's phone, but it was turned off.

There was no way, she cheekily called Chen Hongyu's phone, hoping to ask clearly.

But Chen Hongyu answered her phone to be strange.

Thinking about it, Fang Xiaolan thought of Lan Gui and the two Miao brothers and sisters, they must know.

……

And on the other side,

Zhang Hao is bitter!

The system says that Hongjian is a real ascetic person, and after three months of penance, he has to get rid of the red dust.

It's not ......

Mobile phones are also not allowed to be used, and the batteries are deducted.

The most bitter comparison is still to come, these years do you think that it is the same as the ancient movies, you will go to become a monk after seeing through the red dust? Is that if you want to become a monk?

When people become monks, they still have to study, and then they need a university diploma at least.

As a result, Zhang Hao ran to the spiritual temple and said that he was going to shave his ordination and become a monk, but no one would do it! Which green onion are you, and you came to grab a job with us?

Do you know how good this treatment is?

Not only do you have subsidies, but you also have incense money, and you want to be a monk?

Zhang Hao was depressed. And this kind of thing, it's so difficult to be a monk?

He was still hesitating, whether to simply exchange for an identity card and then stare at Hongjian's name to enter.

An old monk came out.

The guy was wearing a rag coat with pudding on it, and he was also curious when he heard that Zhang Hao was going to become a monk.

After coming out, he asked Zhang Hao, why did he want to become a monk?

Zhang Hao said directly, he saw through the red dust and wanted to become a monk.

The old monk clasped his hands together and shook his head, "Don't say that, Lao Tzu can't believe it!"

"I have sinned so much, burning, killing, looting and doing all kinds of evil, and now I want to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha. ”

"Oh, then you go down the mountain, walk three miles and turn right?"

"Where is the branch of the spiritual temple?"

"No! there's a police station. ”

“……”

Zhang Hao had no choice but to sigh and say, "Hongjian entrusted me with a dream, he sent Hongyuan in front of the Buddha, and he had to practice penance for three months, and now I will replace him, do you believe it or not?"

You have to believe this to a ghost.

But......

The old monk believed it! He believed it very much.

In the end, the old monk took Zhang Hao into the temple and officially became a monk.

After entering, hearing others shouting that the old monk was presiding, Zhang Hao realized that co-authoring him was the main thing.

Other words......

Hongjian is his disciple!

Bathing and changing clothes, bowing to the Buddha.

The old monk personally handled the operation, and repeatedly asked Zhang Hao if he wanted to think clearly, whether he really wanted to get rid of the red dust and take refuge in my Buddha!

Zhang Hao gritted his teeth and nodded.

Come on, my beautiful black hair, I can say goodbye to you.

Seeing Zhang Hao's resoluteness, the master could only operate and began to give him a gradient.

But I just shaved a yin and yang head, that is, there is hair on one side and hair on the other.

Outcome......

A small novice sweeping the floor outside came in a hurry.

"Host, host! Oh no. ”

"Amitabha, Hengjing, why are you so flustered?"

"Presiding, there is a female benefactor outside the door scolding. ”

"Oh, Buddhism is a beautiful place, how can there be a female benefactor? What is she scolding?"

What did she say...... What vixen, you get out of here. If you dare to become a monk, this girl has castrated you! Hey, sins and sins, it's too filthy!"

When the old monk heard this, he was also very helpless, and finally sighed and said, "Donor, it seems that you are not red, and the six roots are not pure." I shouldn't be a monk!"

"Well, won't I say it? For Hongjian restoration, I will practice here for three months. ”

"Then you can be a lay disciple!

"I'll go, and that's it?"

"Of course!"

"System...... You're a fucking shit!"

Zhang Hao made a yin and yang head, what else can he do? I can only endure the pain of cutting my love, and by the way, I shaved the last half.

What's more, the system said that if he wants to be like a real monk, he can only do this!

He insisted that the old monk continue to shave his head, and the last half was also shaved off, and now he really became a veritable monk.

The old monk gave the word, and the law name was "Honghao"!

From the beginning of the day, he became a lay disciple of the spiritual temple, strictly speaking, lay disciples do not have so many taboos, they can drink wine and eat meat.

But the system doesn't allow it!

Moreover, also set the alarm bells.

As long as Zhang Hao has violations, the alarm bell will ring, reminding him that he can't break the ring, otherwise the mission will fail!

The other side.

Chen Hongyu was crazy.

After shouting for a long time, I didn't open the door at all, and simply went to slam the door.

"Open the door, open the door! You monks, don't be strong. That bastard named Zhang Hao has a wife and a family, and he can't be allowed to become a monk, otherwise I will sue you. ”

The little novices behind the door were terrified, they had never seen such a fierce woman.

What to do?

I can only run in and ask the host.

The presiding old monk didn't know what to do, and finally found Zhang Hao, "Honghao, this is your red dust matter, you better explain it yourself in person." ”

Zhang Hao can't help it!

He wondered too.

No one has ever said anything about him coming to become a monk, how did Chen Hongyu know?

Didn't she say that she was going to break up and that she didn't owe each other? Now she is still harassing him Qingxiu!

Of course, you have to wipe the poop you pull by yourself.

So......

As a last resort, he brushed his hair slag, changed his clothes, and then went out to see Chen Hongyu.

"Sao fox, stinky fox, get out of here. What kind of family do you go out of? What kind of monk do you want? Can't we solve our own affairs? If there is a misunderstanding, we just need to sit down and explain it clearly. Are you going to run away and become a monk? ...... Don't you want me anymore?"

"Crunch~"

When Chen Hongyu was so anxious that her hands were red, the closed door finally opened slowly.

Chen Hongyu's face was overjoyed, and she hurriedly rushed in.

As a result, there was a monk standing somewhere, out of politeness, she also folded her hands and said politely, "Master, I want to see Zhang Hao, can you let him come out to meet me?"

"Amitabha, the female benefactor, the former Zhang Hao is standing in front of you, isn't it?"

As soon as she said this, Chen Hongyu was stunned for a moment, and then looked carefully at the monk in front of her, and her body instantly weakened, and she almost fell to the ground.