Chapter 403: Who abused who doesn't know yet
There is naturally no shortage of black girls on the Internet.
These turrets, big swords, and all kinds of photos abused single dogs, but they all flocked to Mo Bai.
"Oh my God, these girls. ”
"It's too ruthless. ”
"Hundreds of people are holding all kinds of photos at the same time @ Mo Bai, this is the rhythm of hanging. ”
"I feel sorry for Mo Bai, and I can't offend these girls if I offend anyone. ”
"Actually, Mo Bai is right, the more beautiful the sister paper, the more likely it is to be a female ghost in human skin. ”
Today is a very special day.
At this time of the day, all kinds of photos, all kinds of shows of affection, and all kinds of ways to abuse single dogs are flying all over the sky.
And countless single dogs also received no less than 10,000 critical hits on this day.
It's just that no matter how big the crit is, these single dogs can't do anything about it.
Who said they didn't have a sister paper?
In order not to be abused, some people refuse to look at the circle of friends on this day.
There are also those who choose not to log in to various communication tools.
There are even options not to go online.
But no matter what they refuse, but on the big day of the Qixi Festival, it is definitely a matter of minutes to abuse you.
Because, they can see those people showing affection in every corner all the time.
It's just that the onlookers never expected that these girls would make a killing move after scolding Mo Bai.
It's just that as soon as this killing move came out, Bai Yutang's group instantly boiled.
"It's over, it's over, sister, you're done. ”
"I really didn't expect that this group of sisters would die by themselves. ”
"What's wrong with scolding, I even scolded Dabai for being a single dog. ”
"I can see the faces of these girls crying by now. ”
Do you still remember the song "I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters" that Mo Bai sang when he was in 520?
Remember how many couples this song cursed that day?
Although the disciples of Bai Yutang did not help Mo Bai this time for some other reasons, they were definitely die-hard fans of Mo Bai.
For everything Mo Bai did before, it was clearer than Mo Bai himself.
Before, they were very interested in watching the excitement all the time.
However, when they found out that these sister papers scolded Mo Bai for being a single dog, the disciples of Bai Yutang instantly knew that these sister papers were in trouble.
"Dalong, you're finished, after Mo Bai runs away for a while, your sister paper will no longer be able to pay attention to you. ”
"Old worm, don't talk about me, let's stop those sister papers. Dabai's rampage is not good for anyone. ”
"What I'm saying, it's true, although we are single dogs, we also want to get rid of the single day. But once we provoke Mo Bai, I'm afraid we won't be able to get off the list for the rest of our lives. ”
Many Bai Yutang disciples who wanted to get rid of their orders hurriedly mixed into the beautiful girl paper group through various means.
"Ladies and gentlemen, stop, stop. ”
"Stop, we haven't had a good time. ”
"What's not fun, you're in big trouble. ”
"Big trouble, big trouble?"
"Don't say it, you don't understand it, it may be too urgent to stop now, otherwise, you will cry. ”
"Where did the spy come from, we didn't listen to you, sisters, continue, continue to torture Mo Bai. I don't believe it, there are so many of us, and we can't stimulate Mo Bai's single dog......"
A group of sisters are having fun, where can they listen to what others say.
As she spoke, the sister paper in the group kicked out the several Bai Yutang disciples who had just mixed in.
"This group of girls is really big-chested and brainless. ”
"They're hopeless. ”
"I hope Dabai doesn't explode, Amitabha ......"
The dragon prayed secretly.
It's just that Mo Bai didn't see such abuse.
"A single dog actually abused me in this way. ”
Mo Bai was so angry that he had a toothache.
Although Mo Bai has been used by others once, Mo Bai is really an authentic single dog.
And I don't know why recently, Su Ting hasn't contacted him much, Mo Bai is a single dog.
"Thank you, thank you for your concern. Since everyone treats me like this, I will also send some gifts to you on the Qixi Festival...... A song "Pray for You", I hope you enjoy it. ”
Angry and laughing, he still wants to abuse me, who abuses who is not certain...... Mo Bai picked up the guitar and ran to the recording studio to simply start recording a song.
[I haven't been to church in a long time
I was fine before you broke up
So I decided to listen to the pastor's proverbs
Ask him what I should do
He said, "You should not hold a grudge against the people who hurt you."
Sometimes we complain, but we shouldn't
Let God solve it, and you just have to pray for them......]
This "Pray for You" was originally an English song, but Mo Bai translated it and sang it into a Chinese version.
[I pray that your brakes will fail and you will roll down the hill.]
I prayed that the vase would fall off the windowsill
Hit you in the head as I expected
I pray that no one will call to congratulate you on your birthday
I pray that the engine will turn off when your plane flies high
I pray that your dreams will be shattered......]
Isn't it very feeling?
Yes.
This song is no worse than "I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters", and even more than that. Even, the international fame of this song is even more terrifying, and as soon as the song came out, it was considered by countless people around the world to be "the most vicious breakup song in history".
Of course, when this song has not yet appeared, there are still some strange things about the girls.
"Send us a song?"
"Did you take the wrong medicine in vain?"
"This guy was scolded stupid?"
It's not just them.
Seeing the title of this song, the disciples of Bai Yutang were also a little incomprehensible.
"Pray for you?"
"Mo Bai has changed sex?"
"How can you sing such a song?"
It's just that.
Just when they didn't know anything, Mo Bai uploaded this song.
[I pray that your tires will burst at 110 mph.]
I pray that you and your best friend will faint
When he got up, he found his and her tattoos on his back (just think about what it means)
Sweetheart, I'll pray for you wherever you are
I'm glad I found a reason to go to church
Because I'm in a better mood now and thank God for the proverbs
I knew I was going to move forward and do what the pastor had told me
You continue to make a mess of your life, and I will continue to pray for you......]
Yes.
That's what praying for you really is.
"What song is it?"
"Pray, I pray for your sister. ”
"I would say it's the most vicious song I've ever seen. ”
"Butt butt, don't break up. “
"Mo Bai, you are shameless. ”
"Mo Bai, you are indecent. ”
"Mo Bai, from now on, we will not stand with you. ”
If you don't hear this song in person, how would people know that there is such a divine comedy in this world.
If it weren't for the fact that today was the Qixi Festival, how could people feel the charm of this song.
Although it was only a simple recording, with its unparalleled lyrics, the song Pray for You quickly spread all over the Internet, and at the same time, in the circle of friends of various couples, countless single dogs began to pray for all couples with great piety......
[I pray that you forgot to bring a condom when you opened the room.] 】
[I pray that you will scare your boyfriend to death after removing your makeup.] 】
[I pray that you will come to the Great Aunt today. 】
[I pray that every boy is a good friend. 】
[I pray that tonight's business with the Great Sword is 100 times better than usual.] 】
[I pray that your boyfriend has been playing the oars and won't touch you......]
[I pray......]